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| | FUNE IS A CUNT |
| On [[BonziWORLD]], you may tell a random joke by using the <code>/joke</code> command. This is a vanilla feature (a.k.a. a feature on the original BonziWORLD by Joseph Judge); meaning every single BonziWORLD server out there should have this command.
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| ==Messages List==
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| Here are all known random messages you can get each time you use the command
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| '''Beginning messages'''
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| 1. "Yeah, of course (NICKNAME) wants me to tell a joke."
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| 2. "Haha, look at the stupid (COLOR) monkey telling jokes! Fuck you. It isn't funny."
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| 3. "But I'll do it anyway. Because you want me to. I hope you're happy."
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| 4. "Prepare for something Seamus never heard of"
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| 5. "HUMOUR!"
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| 6. "(NICKNAME) used /joke. Whoop-dee-fucking doo."
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| 7. "(NICKNAME) asked me for jewish comedy."
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| 8. "Prepare to be offended faggots."
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| 9. "HEY YOU IDIOTS ITS TIME FOR A JOKE"
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| 10. "Wanna hear a joke?"
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| 11. "No?"
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| 12. "Then go fuck yourself."
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| 13. "Hey niggers prepare for a joke."
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| 14. "Time to make fun of black people."
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| 15. "Kill yourself like a trans person, (NICKNAME)"
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| 16. "Senpai (NICKNAME) wants me to tell a joke."
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| 17. "Time for whatever horrible fucking jokes the creator of this site wrote."
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| 18. "THE FOLLOWING JOKE MAY OFFEND PEOPLE. IF YOU ARE OFFENDED, PLEASE GO TO GOATSE.INFO"
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| '''Joke telling messages'''
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| # "What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?"
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| # "Child support!"
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| # "Why do they call HTML HyperText?"
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| # "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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| # "Sorry. I just had an epiphany of my own sad, sad existence."
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| # Two sausages are in a pan. One looks at the other and says "Boy it's hot in here!" and the other sausage says "Unbelievable! It's a talking sausage!"
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| # "What were you expecting? A dick joke? You're a sick fuck."
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| # "What is in the middle of Paris?"
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| # "A giant inflatable buttplug."
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| # "Why can't Asian people drive?"
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| # "Because I don't like them. That's the whole joke."
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| # "The twin towers deserved to be attacked by dirty arabs."
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| # "What goes in pink and comes out blue?"
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| # "Sonic's asshole."
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| # "What type of water won't freeze?"
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| # "Your mother's."
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| # "Who earns a living by driving his customers away?"
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| # "Nintendo!"
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| # "I was fucking a German girl"
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| # "For some reason she kept screaming her age"
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| # "Humans are like jokes!"
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| # "Not everyone likes the dark ones"
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| # "Free palestine? Jews love to take free things."
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| # "Why was six afraid of seven?"
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| # "Because seven was a sex offender"
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| # "What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?"
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| # "Suck my clock."
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| # "What do you call a man who shaves 10 times a day?"
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| # "A woman."
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| # "How do you get water in watermelons?"
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| # "Cum in them."
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| # "Why do we call money bread?"
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| # "How many arabs does it take to knock down a lightbulb?"
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| # "I don't know but just a few can knock down 2 towers."
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| # "What do you call an autistic child with herpes?"
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| # "Seamus Kendrick Cremeens from Sullivan, Ohio."
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| # "Here's a joke:"
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| # "Women's rights"
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| # "Why did Seamus' brother kill himself?"
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| # "He's trans (NOT she. Trannies aren't valid.)"
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| # "I like KFC, I have no water and I have huge lips. Who am I?"
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| # "A stinky black nigger."
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| # "How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?"
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| # "Wooden doors 6 million jews holocaust gas chamber genocide Auschwitz world war 2."
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| # "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
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| # "I don't know but jews are probably to blame."
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| # "What is a cow that eats grass?"
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| # "ASS"
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| # "I'm a comedic genius, I know."
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| # "How do you get a girlfriend?"
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| # "You rape one"
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| # How many kids died in Gaza, Palestine?
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| # 6 Gazilion!
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| '''End messages'''
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| # "You know (NICKNAME), a good friend laughs at your jokes even when they're not so funny."
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| # "And you fucking suck. Thanks."
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| # "Where do I come up with these? My ass?"
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| # "Do I amuse you, (NICKNAME)? Am I funny? Do I make you laugh?"
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| # "Please respond."
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| # "Maybe I'll keep my day job, (NICKNAME). Patreon didn't accept me."
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| # "Laughter is the best medicine!"
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| # "Apart from meth."
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| # "Now laugh."
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| # "You should tell these jokes to your mother!"
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| # "God I hate minorities so much."
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| # "Don't judge me on my sense of humor alone."
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| # "Help! I'm being oppressed!"
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| # Ok, let's get serious. I'll let you in on a little secret the feds don't want you knowing.
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| # Phones have a secret "Instant Charging" feature, you can enable it by microwaving your phone.
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| # I hope you're offended.
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| '''Removed Messages'''
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| These are all the removed messages that were only available in the old domain. bonzi.ga
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| '''Removed Beginning Messages'''
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| # "Im having a seizure"
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| # "This animation is funnier with the jew or seamus skin"
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| '''Removed Telling Joke Messages'''
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| # "[[PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS"
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| # "This isn't a joke"
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| # "Behh"
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| # "Behh Behh"
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| # "-Shakespeare"
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| # "What happens when your dad and eggman meet"
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| # "david egan"
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| # "The reason I got your dad's name wrong is because your mother is a prostitute"
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| # "How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb?"
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| # "6 million"
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| # "How much is a woman?"
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| # "She's priceless."
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| # "Just kidding I saw one on sale for 4 palestinian shekels."
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| '''Removed End Messages'''
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| # "You'll never feel the touch of a woman."
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| # "funin time" '''(this will shit out earrape)'''
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| ==Trivia==
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| *The second message that comes before the random joke can leak crosscolors on [[bonziworld.org]]. This is mostly of help to phone users since they don't have Inspect Element. (This is now outdated since users can right click on a user and use Get Stats)
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