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Microsoft Windows (also known as Micro$oft Shitdows) is a sad, sad excuse for an operating system created by one Bill Gates in 1985. Started as a simple computer program for MS-DOS, it turned into a clusterfuck of computer hardware, failed mobile phones [https://betawiki.net/wiki/Xbox_OS and even the thing keeping seX-Box alive]. It's mainly known for literally being THE operating system for fags who don't bother getting Linux, but it's also known for being infested with [whateverthefuck]ware Micro$oft can possibly inject into their living Jewkenstein.
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== History ==
 
=== Before the 70's ===
'''10/28/1955''' - Bill Gates is shat out of his mother's vagina and starts his journey of failures.
 
=== The 70's ===
'''1972''' - (Drug)Traf(ficking)-o-Data is started by Gates and some other random dude nobody gives a fuck about.
 
'''1975''' - Traf-o-Data gets PWNED and replaced by the Microshit we all know and <s>love</s> hate.
 
=== The 80's (Sad, sad period.) ===
'''1981''' - Windows starts development as "Inter<s>face</s>course Manager".
 
'''1982-1984''' - Random development shit happens that nobody cares about.
 
'''1985''' - Windows 1.01 releases in Ze Amerikas to eternal praise (their worst mistake yet).

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