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| [[File:Beaver.png|thumb|183x183px|Photograph of a wild beaver. Totally not related.]]
| | Hey guys, Jy (Jack Seymour) here! Come visit me at 4893 Eurekaton Rd, Whiteville, TN 38075 |
| MediaFan2008 (More commonly known as Beaverboy or '''Emmerdale Johno Alan Mcardle''') is an 11 year old British faggot or more likely, a beaver, who likes to sniff nappies and bitch about le evil [[Warsaw|warshitters]] bullying him, all the while giving them more ammo to troll him with by constantly sending nappy porn, face pics, and overall acting like a retard. He has a tendency to call everyone "Keyboard Warriors" whenever he starts an argument online and loses it, and he's a member of [[Holy Xamanian Reich|some pisscord clan]] that's not really relevant here. He also jacks off to babies wearing nappies, but cries about [[BonziWORLD|BAWWNZIWORLD]] users being racist because [[Plentity|"raceezms iz woors then rapeing keeds"]]. He ALSO also jerks off to goanimate or something but nobody gives a flying fuck cause somehow that's the least autistic thing he does.
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| Note that Mediafan is an attention whore AND a lolcow, which means giving him more attention will result in him doing more funny retarded shit, so make sure to give him more attention than a Jew in New York gives to the stock market.
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| == Behaviour ==
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| The behavior of this individual is unusual for a beaver in nature. Most beavers build their dams out of sticks, while this one built his dam out of nappies. Don't be fooled though, his teeth are 2x longer than those of any other beaver, and he is well known for chopping down trees with those massive fucking chompers. In reality this faggot just disguises himself under 500 pisscord alt accounts/larps to join Warsaw and claim to be "Mediafan's friend", "Mediafan's GF", "Mediafan's mom" or "The baby Mediafan uses to obtain soiled diapers to sniff", to detect these larps simply see if one of the first things the account does is talk about Mediafan since nobody other than himself and like 4 Warsaw members even know who he is.
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| As mentioned previously, he bitches about racism but pedophilia is fair game in his eyes, and he will pretend to be better than everyone else (similar to many bonziworld kiddies) by calling them keyboard warriors after '''HE''' starts an argument online that he can't win because everyone knows about his "secret" diaper fetish. He also thinks he's the king of larping, but in reality his stories are inconsistent, exposing his autism, and to back up his claims he will say "I WILL SEND PROOF". He doesn't actually send proof to back up his claim, him just '''SAYING''' he will is the backup (flawless defense).
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| == Typical Interaction ==
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| [[File:Nappy.png|thumb|Typical message]]
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| MediaFan2008: I AM 5837 YEARS OLD ALSO IM NOT EVEN MEDIAFAN BUT ACTUALLY I ADMIT I AM!!!!!!!!!
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| Warshitter: He's 11 btw
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| MediaFan2008: I'M 16 I CAN SEND MY COLLEGE ANAL FREE NAPPY CARD PROOF
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| Warshitter: Okay, send it
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| End of conversation, MediaFan does not send evidence, and has a 50% chance of sending a soiled diaper pic or his own face.
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| == Gallery ==
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| I can't be bothered making a gallery RN but I'm sure someone will do it for me later.
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| == External links ==
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| [https://mediafan.carrd.co/ His Website] - Barrel of autism website made with fucking carrd because he can't code or free web hosting is too expensive for him.
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Hey guys, Jy (Jack Seymour) here! Come visit me at 4893 Eurekaton Rd, Whiteville, TN 38075
