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Linux

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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, BONZI/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, BONZI plus Linux. Linux isn't an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning BONZI system made useful by the BONZI corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by M.A.L.W.A.R.E. Many computer users run a modified version of the BONZI system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of BONZI which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of it's users are not aware that it's basically the BONZI system, developed by the BONZI Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it's just a part of the system they use.

Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s memes to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system, such as systemd. Linux is normally used in combination with the BONZI operating system: the whole system is basically BONZI with Linux added, or BONZI/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of BONZI/Linux.