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Copypastas
Copypastas are these gay blocks of text that you spam endlessly until they're funny.
Here is a bunch of copypastas.
General Copypastas
TND
Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana.
Full Version/Original
Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Blast niggers with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy niggers. Whip niggers into obedience. Slingshot a nigger into orbit. Rocket niggers into the sun. Defecate in a niggers food. Stir-fry niggers in a wok. Bite a nigger and drink their blood. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a nigger's gas tank. Judo throw niggers into the wood chipper. Unscrew a nigger's head off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Bake niggers into nigger-pizza. Arrest niggers for no reason. Electrocute niggers. Curb stomp pregnant niggers. Beat a nigger up. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Slice a nigger up and wear their skin. Set niggers on fire. Spin niggers around until they puke. Tie niggers to a train track. Karate kick a nigger in the testicles. Stomp nigger skulls with steel-toed boots. Broil niggers into a broth. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Deep fry niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Fourth-trimester abortions for niggers. Blend niggers in a blender. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Snap a nigger's neck. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana. Put a bomb in a nigger's mouth. Throw knives at niggers. Inflate niggers until they pop. Send niggers into a blackhole. Castrate niggers. Feed niggers poisoned food. Force niggers to walk the plank. Push niggers into a pit. Kneel on a nigger's neck. Curse niggers with a spell. Stuff nigger babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten niggers with a tank. Pop a nigger's car tire. Strike nigger children with a ruler. Make niggers swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a nigger's limbs. Airdrop niggers into Antarctica. Throw niggers off the boat. Pressurize niggers into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a nigger's ass. Falcon-punch a nigger in the face. Make niggers into fiction. Blow niggers heads off with grenade launchers. Blow niggers brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock niggers in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail niggers to a cross and stab them. Run over niggers with a tank feet-first. Throw niggers off buildings. Crush niggers with a press. Attack niggers with acid. Boil niggers in a pan. Lock niggers inside a brazen bull. Burn niggers alive. Drag niggers across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on niggers. Quarter niggers. Impale niggers on a pike. Send aliens to abduct niggers. Force niggers to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush niggers with anvils. Throw niggers off of rooftops. Incinerate niggers. Starve niggers. Blow niggers up with dynamite. Gulp niggers. Feast on nigger eyeballs. Cave in a nigger's skull. Kiss a nigger to death. Peel a nigger like a banana. Wipe out nigger tribes. Deny niggers into Heaven. Freeze niggers in the vaccum of space. Hard boil a nigger. Lock on to niggers with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate a nigger. Ferment niggers into stew. Ensnare niggers. Nark on niggers to the army. Cause a total nigger purge. Jam a nigger into a geyser. Axe murder a nigger. Unleash Smelvin upon niggers. Put niggers on ships going to Africa and blow up the ships after they set sail. Total nigger death.
Ran
Ran is super relevant! He's so funny, original, and fun to be around! Such a unique and memorable feller. Ran is the only person to report us aside from Digipaimon, Aulick, rious, GBS, old red, some 4th members, seamus, cube, etc. Truly a unique character trait and his redeeming quality! As for other qualities, there's none.
Jabba pastas (Jabbastas)
Danielius Paulavicius is a gem in that half of his long mangled-grammar rants have inspired various copypastas or have been turned into copypastas themselves.
Original Jabbastas
Hooligans, Pedos, Dragons and Hippos
Everything. I finished. You guys are hooligans, pedos, monsters, dragons and hippos. I was allowed to see what happened on the server today? Those people who accept and receive a new hotel and hunt for that IP address if the hotel has a new IP address. Do I need to leave again? See, Seamusmario is no longer hypocritical, nor is Seamusmario striving to be a better person. Seamusmario has a new channel because I revealed its IP address, and now Seamusmario will not broadcast live unless personalization is enabled. What a penis you guys constantly know and barricade for no reason. I hope your parents will annoy you and make you angry. Because we no longer use BonziWORLD. Because it’s very stupid. GoAnimate people who don't like the associated Bonkeyword because it can grab an IP address. I want to get those gofag IP addresses later. I want to make people run away as usual. And the last thing. If I close all of BonziWORLD, you will still call me jabba, a? If I delete an incompatible account? To me, it’s still called the word jabba, and you know you immediately came up with what word? You despise a little. Look at what I said, David Egan shows the index point that if Miguel de Oliveria Valentine will be discontinued? Miguel must be on a good list, David Egan - naughty for life. What if I delete my Google Account and change my trademark if I still call it jabba with disagreements? You knew everything. I don’t care if my IP address was made public, who cares that it just stays there and does nothing! Now I hate Sexy Wubbox because Diogo Mendes, who bombed the chat site port, doesn’t allow my internet to die at speed and speed. Who cares, just call me jabba, how do you like it, right? We have your IP address because the ports have been registered. The first magazine, Thonkbot IP, was shown when monsters suddenly closed the tab while visiting the site. not bad means the ip address was shown as new. vyond likes to block and offend the firewall. and the omle as well. i’ll play gba and leave again because you all hooligans dancing like chimpanzees have to be locked up at the zoo! these blocked sites suffer like anger! it is suspicious that we are seamusmario's partners again, because he has improved and wants to act again when mature, if not ... bonzio a similar world in a world where i would not see activity. this work affects persons and ducks, and what are the main threats! these people close close, hard to say you offer either gtfo or ddos! these people must move frequently! just go and you’re all black. i don't have uiggu! if i see a word called jabba again? i will put a bead out of you, and you can deserve to be driven out! rant users are good, but you rely on 300 dillecillion eon! now go to your room and tell your parents what you just did before! go now! the foxfan computer for managing and setting up system32 will be permanently deleted!
Alt Version
That is it. I'm done. You guys are hooligans, pedos, monster, dragon and hippos. I was let to see what happened today in the server? Those people who accommodate and getting a new hotel, and hunting that IP address if the hotel is in new IP address. Do I need to leave again? Look, Seamusmario is no longer to be hypocrite, also Seamusmario tries to be a better person. Seamusmario have a new channel because I exposed his IP address, and now, Seamusmario wouldn't live stream if the flick on personalization isn't turned on. What a dickface you guys keep knowing and barricading me for no reason. I hope your parents will ground and mad at you. As we don't significant use BonziWORLD for a longer time. Because it's very stupid. GoAnimate people who don't like Bonkeyword related because it can grab the IP address. I want to get those gofag IP addresses thereafter. I want to get people boot as down as usual. And one last thing. If I shut down all BonziWORLDs, you will still call me a jabba for me, huh? If I delete a Discord account? It still does to call a jabba word for me, and you know that you came from simultaneously for what a word? You little despice. Look what I said, David Egan shows the point of index that if Miguel de Oliveria Valentin gets terminated? Miguel must to be in good list, David Egan - naughty list for life. And now, if I delete a Google account and rebrand it if still does call me a jabba too with Discord? You knew all for it. I don't care if my IP address was exposed, who cares just stand it and do nothing! And now I hate Sexy Wubbox as Diogo Mendes for bombing by flooding the port of the chatting website abide my internet is dying in speed and attitude. Who cares, just call me a jabba whatever you like it or not? We have your IP address in that ports were written in a log, first log is Thonkbot's IP was exposed for visiting the monstrosity of the website suddenly close the tab, not bad! Not bad means the IP address was exposed as a new. Vyond likes to block and offend firewall. And omegle too so. I will play on GBA and leave it again, because you're all of hooligans dancing like chimpanzees, you must to be locked in the zoo! These websites who blocked is a suffer as wrath! Suspiciously, we are partners again with Seamusmario, because he improved and want to act mature again, if doesn't... I WILL LEAVE ON BONZIWORLD, AS LONGER I MODERATE THE SERVER INVISIBLE. ASSES AND ANUSES DOING THIS SHIT AND MAKING GROUNDED THREATS OUT OF THEM! THOSE PEOPLE ARE GROSS WHO DECIDED TO SAY FUCK OFF OR GTFO OR DDOS! THAT PEOPLE HAVE TO DIE FREQUENTLY! Just fuck off and you are all black niggers. NO U NIGGA NEITHER DO I DO! If I see one more time a word called jabba? I will fucking rant out of you and you can deserve for being ranted! Rant on users are good, but you are grounded for 300 duodecillion aeons! Now go to your room and say your parents what just you did that before! Go now! FoxFan's PC to control and find System32, to be deleted forever!
Nathan Thompson
After the jail. This is your cell, and you will be staying 50 years in jail because you are pedophile and banning him a user with for unknownigly abuse! You have visitors to talk you! Goodbye. Police, i am sorry what I did! Please sorry and my rebeillion is over at the same time gets me disgusted and explained me how did you know me. That you will execute me? All families start mading to Nathan Thompson. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Nathan Thompson! What in the world is wrong with you, we can't believe you banned onute with IP on Cloudflare then they called you, you are fraud person and being a criminal stock of pedophile! How dare you! How dare you ban onute on BonziWORLD! Now the complaint with police has deleted your website and your Cloudflare account has been suspended for terms of service! This is, by far, the worst thing you ever done! Now we have impossible amount to recover the ban because of you! We leave him for my wife in the house! I can't freaking believe you did this! You are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for five hundred sixty two millnillion forevers until you will die and the cloudflare will die in future year! Now sleep in the bed forever right now and you are depreciated person in the crimiest world, then I have to some day I call police to execute you! Sleep forever until you will die! Go to hell while you are dead! You're being an dead meat in this rumor! You demand disrespect! You niggers smack on the floor and die! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! And stop crying like a crybaby! We are not friends! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. After the execution day. Come on, Nathan Thompson! This is a execution time! Never! I will not going to prove my things off I was being executed! I don't freaking care! Things that you are going to, I will try to push you if you don't go to the most of rightful things for murdering and like jigsaw movie that you will crushed by spikier blender! Any last words, Nathan Thompson? Yes, I promise, I will never to do this proving things I will never ever ever to do this! Please accept and attempt my session! Sorry to me? Your apology is unacceptable, because you are being annoying and a pedophile! Now this is execution time for final! Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa La Wa La Wa La Wa La Wa La Wa La Wa La walawalawalawalawalawalawalawalawalawalawalawalamamamamammanamanamanmanamanamanamanmanamanamanamananananana! Wakakakakakakakakakakakakakakagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagaga! Nathan Thompson was ripped, 1977-2020, November 2nd. The breaking news! Nathan Thompson was died, for banning Onute's IP and making fraud abuse! She was executed by police officer! Please try it to congratulate. Yay! Nathan Thompson was died due to ban of onute! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! The good reason! Yes! Yes! We are lucky so much! Outro: Please sure to subscribe and like. Don't forget to write the comments section! So guys, did you want to another video? Request me! Thanks for watching! Bye bye! Video Ended.
ICS
ICS, I can't believe you insulted my BonziWORLD site, that's it, you are a kiddie forever. Take that tho. But I will excessively ban you from BonziWORLD, you iceberg! He is a downhill for a moment now. What the kike that you came from? Are you such of a devil for the hatred of BonziWORLD? We're supposed to be friends, but no, you did this to me right now. Okay, ICS was a serious pedophile and a kiddie right now. So you know that? Well, actually for a moment of December in somedays has having to hate me for not shutting down my BonziWORLD site. Also, did you know he hates BonziWORLD, he is super insane like me. I am so insaneous that you have been ever did, I have grounded for a some times and you wouldn't stop already to hate me, or I will ground you for more times, so go to your rooms now. Now look what should you ever did, you have a final warning. After the final warning, you would be banned from BonziWORLD for your short time, and giving you the strike for permanent ban, that means you won't raid my server again, you can DDOS me and it will not work. If you use VPN, I will simultaneous ban you for a minute. I still know your IP address, I know you logged on my BonziWORLD Revived site when you ever visit, do not visit like that. Perhaps, you will going to fun of me. Engage me, I have no other words to say, so shut the fuck up and get out of my life of my repetition. You don't have a implementation to say it, but I don't care what are you saying is really bad. You have no idea what the terrible grammar and deleted my article "ICS" on BonziWORLD fandom. I will re-add the page into a BonziWORLD FE wiki, that you will be deserved, you'd all mean is you can't DDOS me, I won't give up to remove the page and don't you dare to give a "ransomware" on my laptop. Otherwise I will buy the new laptop is such a gaming neon rainbow keyboard or I reinstall Windows on my laptop, besides, I will turn off WiFi and you can't sneak around on it. Because for the COVID-19, you may get arrested for an small amount for dollars. Onute doesn't get hated and deserved to shut down BonziWORLD. You know what, that's all of the revenge. I have a revenge with you, I wish you will be evicited back, because you uploaded the video out of me called "MSAgent Shorts". I usually hate Microsoft Agent, because it's too buggy and like a crap talking adult male Sindey. I can't take it anymore, you must are psychologic and you will ever think at me, huh? What are you going to do this for me? An vacation or something? So stay here and get your butt for your punishment. Stay up, and don't wanna to be friends, when you level up to criticize everyone, and just get higher and higher, so get a some racist words, bitch! And you will rather to say the N-word to me? You are not black, you are white. Well, that we're actually psychopathics within Nathan Thompson. You know that BagelChip hates you, of course because you hate BonziWORLD. Final chance and no more. But you wanna to be friends, first you need to salute and apologize BonziWORLD then so I can be friends with other users. If you don't salute and apologize BonziWORLD, then you don't wanna be friends, I don't think about to expose your Internet service provider and your location, I know that you are located in Ohio. I found your location on your Steam, sadly I don't have Steam account aside. That means your people is trying to kill you. Are the thing is a job for fighting people? You may gotten this, get arrested. What location that you hate BonziWORLD, did you send into other states on USA? Pulling states is illegal, so irrelevant. You want to be worstest person on BonziWORLD. Kiss your mom was a gay when FBI is coming to raid your house, you're perole, right? Alright, well your siblings are fuckin gay, they don't want you to hate BonziWORLD, so get the pathetic life loser. Buy some drugs, then get sick for drugs, and go to hospital you dumb. Go to heaven while you have ever died. Or I will fight like a karate then I will kick your organs, stomach and brains off. If your computer and your IP address is Armstrong Cable, then we can give them access to your computer, to steal your files on my main laptop. And guess, your files were going to be permanent moved for my one is such the best. BESIDES, YOU ARE UNEARTHED, AND YOUR APOLOGY WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED. YOU BROKE BONZIWORLD COMMUNITY, NOW APOLOGIZE! Or we will continue the fun of you, making GoFags to fun of you. And also, Loskythecopydog77 exposed your face in several years ago. That's you forget this. You are disqualified. You need to inadequate and complaint my decisions so I wish to accept your hatred community. Have a nice day!
"SGTPEPPERARC360 RUINED MY LIFE" video description
i'm sorry but i'm talking to david since he ruined all the whole life, since i was met up in may 2021. BUT NOW, HE RUINS MY LIFE!!! ACTUALLY HE TERMINATED MY MAIN, COPYRIGHT STRIKED MY YTP VIDEO, HE REPORTED MY SATIRICAL ACCOUNTS IS JUST INEVITABLE, YOU FUCKING PSYCHO, NOW CRY LIKE A LITTLE BABY YOU FUCKING WAH WAH WAH IN YOUR PAPER TOWEL YOU DAMN SHIT, THIS IS JABBA, SIGNING OFF. DON'T EVEN YOU DARE TO FUCK MY LIFE OR I WILL FUCK YOURSELF TOO!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! THIS IS THE WAY TOO FAR YOU FUCKING ADULT WHO HAS NO JOB IN SOCIAL MEDIA, COME BACK AND I WILL KICK RIGHT IN YOUR ASS!!! THIS IS NO OBSCENE! AND YEP HE JUST WANTED TO FUCK MY FAMILY AND FUCK ALL THE THINGS THAT HAPPENED ON ENTIRE 2022, BUT NO, YOU STARTED DISRESPECTING 2023 AND YOU THINK IS THIS A RIGHT BAD YEAR? HUH?! GET A FUCKING GRIP!! GROW UP AND GO OUTSIDE TO TOUCH SOME GRASS TO BE NORMAL PERSON EVER YOU FUCKING DISGRACE!!! YOU FUCKING BLACK AFRICAN SUCKING SAUDI ARABIA PEOPLE FOR NO REASON AT ALL AND YOU'RE JUST OBSESSING WITH ME IS TO GAWK AT ME AND LOOK AT ME THAT I AM SO PISSED FOR YOU HAVE BEING DISRESPECTFUL, I WILL PUT YOU INTO ICEBERG FOR WHAT YOU DID, WE WILL TELL MY MINIONS ON DISCORD TO LEAK YOU AND YOU CAN CRY FOR LIFE!!! I AM SO EXTREMELY PISSED AT YOU!!! sorry for caps but david egan is the worst person and needs a social life without the internet. David egan would have no daily basis with internet, but just go to the beach and cry like a river. That's it. Go ground in your presence, your arguments and excuses are no wonder want to care about like my friends will not even care about what are you fucking saying. If you say something else, I will not care, just that's it, I will not care. You still an kiddie but you are adult of 20, i will call you an kiddie and that's it. You have to prove in your own rights but not sit on the youtube and have your mental health broken, it's also yourself with no occupation and whatsoever
Jabba Code
Endless much? How??? Begone u hooligan miguel!!! You don't know about amogus, jabba just um must have a dongle!!! Get a potato down? Cant leave you alone? Leave me alone is a failed!!!! Fail to leave!! Jabba error??? You are can is not escapings? Eat cactus required to run a program from the fucking jabba is a have called is the "fouranycall_brain.BCS" and "fouranycall_brain_action_jabba.BIN"?!?!?? WHAT YOU DAVID EGGMAN! BE DEAF AND FUNKY FUNKIN?!!?!!!!! I will mom and david egan?? You are is a? Constellations were is the termination of you are then is? You i the ground, goanimate is a ground of the forever! Fail??? Stop pinging or jabba.exe will is a throw for is the error, mind fuck!!! Jabba code
Notifications sound like Ping Pong
grrrrrrr why is the david egan pinging?? I can discord, is the a potato!! I do not want health, dying! You want me die????!??!? I will die until you came a potato hooligan is of are. Stop is the ping of pong announcement!!! You are hooligan why!!! Why i am dying??!!! Noooo! You just want me suicide, you of ass is are. Illegal? I are can do potato and why is ping is a? Stop is notification or you can have is a call me jabba! I jabba and is the die?? Why why no no no??? You are ping pong??? You fucking ping pong?????!?!? I do not want ping pong!! So i can ping pong myself??? Ping
CloneLocker Rant
You can't is the locked? Now i will the jabba you! Eat potato or again of goanimate or is the black hole of hooligan or is the david egan of potato and tomato in lithuania is, or you can watchings are bfdi! Hfjone is you!!! Now is the serve of the grouns, let it is the ground and you have a ground! I will are rant you is the! I are the jabba the hutt and i will is the you cants of unblockings! Is be the a bet! Shame on is you are! Ha you got a god is you, god is me, jabba is a blyat! You are have is a learn of jabba! There no is the unblock of! You can is have a heartless and i will hahahaha you!!!
Super Furious
fuck i'm leaving and shutting down all the servers down because of you. no matter what time will be backed up, so you would know when the server starts in. this is what happens if you bother me and stop calling me jabba. go become a natural human eating some vegetables BUT NOT FOR THIS!!! Stop stressing and forcing me what to do. Do everything for me and i don't care. I will delete all the accounts and delete all the servers for good. I will remove all the ports and you won't be having a good day either TOO!!! With your long living in this country, GO RAPE YOURSELF! you all shits don't know how to do some simple tasks like cooking the noodles, cutting some cucumbers, reading the recipe on this phone how to make a perfect cake with pancakes, but no, at least you're playing dumb, sitting on the computer all day and actually YOUR APOLOGY IS PERMANENTLY DENIED! YOU BETTER LEARN HOW TO HANDLE CRITICISM AND DRAMA, COLIN!! shit shit shit you all are fucking psychopathic people, so there's no final warning, because you're out, now I will report all of your goddamn accounts like "your bluefong warshit youtube channel is how to rape your awkward joe mama supporting lgbtqia", "your shitass facebook account you have left it is said by seamus", "your porn site that you have registered without noticing your parents" AND MORRRREEEE!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU! SCREAM COLIN, SCREAM!!! GET YOUR EARS READY!! perhaps i will own my guessing domain so you wouldn't know my domain name EITHER! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THAT YOU SAID "jabba are can u set up is a the proxy of? please are!!!" NO, NEVER! How about I will shut down all the servers and build my workstation server center like that, huh?! BECOME GOOD AS WELL, PATHETIC! HOW ABOUT I WILL CREATE A NEW GOOGLE ACCOUNT AND DO THE SAME SHIT THING LIKE I WILL PASTE MY PHONE NUMBER ON MY CREATION SCREEN WHICH YOU WOULD NOT REMEMBER IT!!!! I WILL USE SOME SORT OF RANDOM USERNAME LIKE THAT AND YOU WOULD NOT REMEMBER THAT TOO!! GOODBYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWR incident
YOU IS KNOW THIS IS OF A BULLSHIT? what is a shit of is the are? bonziworld revived plus? more like spyworld death minus! oh my is a goda! this webisite suk mai dik on my as! you know are the what this is meaning of the ground? he is a cemen is the ban! he of the ban u gues an knowings? who likes is the penis? everyone in a entire israelworld! who hates sate this is? semos is the of attack! i like defhuiweduiadshdbashdasfbf for life! i will is the dead! in the a dead of the meme! end is enta ranta!!!
Don't be a scientist
so you are is the scientist? what a buggie? you are is a david eggman? that are they is a? jabba mad! jy is? how is the dare you are scientist? that's it is you? you is the ground of 77777777777777777779999999999 poopillion decades is you! scientist or real man of superhero of superman! now i will superman you and i can hahahaha the slow! you are no the slow of the man! i will is a ban! black mesa destroy is! i is will ask of the david eggman of the ban are i you? ban is it? go is the bannings of jabbing! sayings of youtoot! i will play is the kahoot and i will fuck kahoot skittles!
Cosmic's Trouble
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Bisexual code
Who gives you the right way man? Faking much? You have no bitches to deal with them? Crash a chicken instead of booting up the monstrosity of this website. For your punishment, you need to go outside and touch some fucking grass and snow every day you fucking ass low-level degrading mitochondria human in the world who lives in a fucking cell. All of silico enzymes will eliminate out of you bullcrap. You're the worst person to boot the illegal site down on bonzi.lol. You maybe need a serious mental health due to your obsession of your "haha, taking down sites will give a dopamine of me, I'm really so happy to take anything what do I like". Hohoho, no, you have gone too far with your obsessive you little cobra fucking 17 year old American wannabe living in Atlantic Ocean to dive your new likely ass up of your sight. What's wrong with you dude? Have you seen the TV for each channel news? Have you exactly committed the crime by using your bisexual code is to execute the whole wide world? The entire world doesn't revolve around you, whore swimming ass fucker. You think that is so funny to boot these sites, huh? Huh huh huh HUH?! WANNA FIGHT YOUR BUTT HUH??! I BET I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR GODDAMN ASS IN YOUR PARAGRAPHIC SITUATION UP. I CAN PRELIMINARILY "SCREAM" OVER OF YOUR EARS TO BLEED, BECAUSE THERE IS NO OTHER WAY TO DO THAT! No more candy, no more popcorn, no more reacting yourself in the right evidence, only you can open your fucking mouth up to a coon and shout "ooohhh I motherfucking hate bonzi.lol userbase!!! Take it down!" is this what you really wanted to say? You said the definitive reason by hating the site's owner and the domain registrar which it gives you more right away?! Fuck you Erik, fuck you. Go fuck your life. Erik, you're gonna see what happens if I hack your brain back to your body, you will start twitching the style of BFB "I got a pea" animation. I conclude you will start twerking it and kiss your neat partner David, sicko.
Seamus 2019 grounded message
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kern3l's allegations
I met you for three years in 2020 for what you have called "BOT Trump", then be neutral with me for attacking this 14-year-old Kazakhstan kid and now this? kern3l, I'm sick and tired of you going anywhere because you are completely honest person who always sits in the computer and play Roblox with your friends on "Nothingness but better" experience. All you have to do is criticize me saying "MUH JABBA BUH-BYE YOU FRICKING HIDEOUS OBESE", huh?! YOU DO NOT BE RUDE WHILE I AM YOUR FRIEND BUT YOU BETRAYED ME LIKE THAT, SO WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU ARE RUDE TO OTHERS LIKE PANZER, BLUZU, MY WARSAW FRIENDS BECAUSE I LOST INTEREST OF YOUR FUCKING COMMUNITY. You haven't helped me in early 2020 because you think that I am jealous to you when you call me that shit in the past? And you own Counter Strike knifes? Are you losing your marbles man? False accusations and excuses are no matter because you think you're always lying that you are friends with me by doing nothing at all, then you hide something where I said something trash to you in early days of golden era? Is this what you really wanted to do is insult me in morbid state? You did almost everything like THOUSANDS of times and you have not learned my lesson already. WHY NOT GET A FUCKING JOB INSTEAD OF SITTING IN THE COMPUTER ALL DAY?! YOU ARE FUCKING 17 YEARS OLD. ACT YOUR FUCKING AGE INSTEAD OF GETTING ADDICTED TO TECHNOLOGY AND STOP HARASSING MY FRIENDS THAT YOU USUALLY HATE AND MAKE FUN OF THEM. IF SO, THEN YOU PLAY ROBLOX FOR FULL HOUR, THEN YOU SOMEWHERE GET A BULLSHIT SNACK, THEN YOU MAKE FUN OF YOURLOCALMOON FOR NO REASON AND THEN LATER YOU SAY THIS SHIT TOWARDS ME LIKE THAT?! ...We're fucking done. I am not kidding, I am fucking SERIOUS. I am fucking done with you, Deniel. Go homeless you piece of crap, you fucking troglodyte. Go throw 400 quattuordecillion bottles at me when you act shit like this and I will expose you to Google Docs for the rest of your life. We're done.
You know what I've decided? I am no longer part of this community. KerneggWORLD community sucks ass. Just imagine if everyone likes me by defending me for recording webcam videos in there from social streaming platform, but now this? Freaking look, I met this dude on Discord for three years in mid-2020 like it was actually named "BOT Trump" and he was from my own Discord server after it got destroyed. I banned kern3l from my own Discord server and I am genuinely true, really true, no strings attached and this is a real part of his message saying on group DM "Bye you fucking hideous Jabba", yeah, that's actually you motherfucker. Stop fucking lying. Your fakes are fucking terrible. You use improper English when you can't fucking speak normally, you turd. Stop being rude to me like that and I don't wanna hear a single word from you. And guess what, Goku - the father, and the rest of friends of DBS have rated your Roblox experience: 0/10, you Papa Louie character who has bad orders in every Papa's game to the modern ones like Papa's Mocharia, Papa's Cluckeria and Papa's Paleteria. What am I going to do next? Become ultra instinct? I better be. And what kind of civilization is this? Is the entire barn where all people meet? This has gone way too far. And why are you still friends with Kazakhstan kid? You better not interact him again, because this is so wrong. Fuck your entire life, fuck your reputation, fuck your childhood, fuck everything. You are fucking unappealing person. Go fuck yourself and eat a McRib you fucking selfish idiot because NEXT TIME if you act like this over and over then you will deal with your parents and ban you from using these devices for good. You are such a ghoul. Go frick your ass and go fuck yourself you imbecile. I may take your souls now and you can fucking have misery of your entire life.
I want to inform you that "kernegg" is betraying me... and I can't take this anymore. I have never interacted him for a month ago before this drama happened. Well it's actually you. I don't believe what you are doing now is unforgivable. You can't tell yourself which is yours or not. Don't tell me that I am epic dramamonger who makes drama. Relationships are over now.
My mind has changed now. I am no longer part of his community. kern3l has been betraying me for second time when I left the group chat and I was thinking "yep, second time isn't an excuse anymore". kern3l has done bad things to me in 2020 until he got changed for a while.
The first time it happened when he has a deadname that starts with s and he calls me Jabba non-stop. I know him for three years and he was called "BOT Trump". He WAS from my own Discord server after it got destroyed. He WAS from my own Discord server too when I gave a invite, but later in 2024, I banned him for betrayal.
I don't think I can trust kern3l anymore. If I can, then I should DM him honestly.
And yes, I am from another community which is not the same as KerneggWORLD's. Scratchy is exclusively cool and intelligent, but sometimes he would not become. He was the umpteenth person who joined my own created BonziWORLD server like back in January 2020 somehow, right?
And there are a lot of noticeable people: yellows111, icanttellyou, General Darian, Andrej, DarkOK, DFU, guest(random), etc.
Damn yeah, kern3l unfriended me. Now I am gonna rock and roll before this happened today. I don't need him anymore because he is stupidest, and I mean, the stupid washing machine man. I met him three years and now this happened. A complete disaster. Why people can't fucking learn at all? Just you wait when I am going to make an announcement on my own Discord server and you will be literally shocked how your entire life is going to be right now. You can wait all you want until the year of 2050, 2100, 2106 upon my death or whatever you can say, it's your choice.
I blocked kern3l for good reason. I don't really want to say anything hurtful or disrespectful, but I really wanted to genuinely fucking done with him. He is a problematic asshat and he has still done bad things to me in 2020 and then before drama like how he said to me "bye you fucking hideous jabba". If I blocked him and took that as a yes, then more people will cut ties with me because they are the part of this community. Yeah, good, I want it to happen, because I don't care about him. Please note, it is my responsibility to block people for who are mischievously misbehaving. It is my choice that people are not that smart enough to become like me... and I act like Cyraxx? Fucking listen. I have a life. I finish my lessons in my school. I am 18. I am an adult... and I am Lithuanian! I am! And who is going to give me advice now? No one. No one WILL ever help me. And I was thinking "okay, I will help myself to get my way". If I say to help myself, because you will keep saying that I can't do anything in reality because you still think I am a bad person doing bad things in the internet like for example: one year, me, stopped using the internet for 7 years, then come back for what happened now and there is nothing at all. It got completely disappeared.
kern3l's unused allegations
And if you come here and say "Jabba, you can't get your ways because you can't do anything, so go down to the lush caves". You can tell me that I need to commit suicide, like how Jonah Campbell and Andrew Ditch did? You are fucking ridiculous.
Earlier I touched some grass and now what?
Fuck his life, betray him back now. Fuck him, now. Fuck his ongoing life. Fuck it man, you son of a bitches. Fuck him now now now. Fuck now.
Non-copypastas
Some texts which they're not related with copypasta, so there is a few of them.
Windows Vista vs. Siri
Vista beta male: Hey everyone, I think it's time to test her assistant of Macintosh OS instead of going dumb with the same operating system of Windows XP. Vista female: Yeah by the way, I have my own boy, not you. Vista male: Exactly my pal, but you are faker than me. I have learned how Windows Longhorn builds existed now. Vista beta male: And I don't learn much about Windows unreleased builds yet, so that's the option where I can only talk about Windows XP Professional and Windows XP Home Edition, don't you agree? Vista male: I don't even agree to this operating system. You know this operating system has already ended in April 2014 when Bill Gates killed them into a bridge. Windows 7 is the best operating system and I really, really know about this rich operating system. It's so comfortable and stable when people are still using this kind of operating system without receiving cumulative updates. Vista beta male: Well you must agree how this operating system works. Windows XP comes with a good charm and people are still using it nowadays. But my future self, you are so wrong. Vista male: I do not care about you. Windows Vista is way better than Windows XP. Windows XP and with all editions are out of luck. Vista beta male: WHY ARE YOU STILL SAYING THE SAME THING WHERE WINDOWS XP ISN'T GOING TO GO BAD FOR ONCE? IT'S NOSTALGIC AND WHY AREN'T YOU HAVING IT? EVERYONE GETS IT! Vista female: My old nerd, can you stop shouting at him? He did not do anything wrong to you and you know what you said now in the intro... you said there was a good computer assistant that comes to life, gives you quirky questions and more? Vista beta male: I don't think so. Hey Siri, what is my name? Siri: You must set up your Apple Macbook first and then I can answer your question. Vista beta male: Uh, Siri, but I want you to ask-- Siri: Once again, set up your Apple Macbook first and then I can answer you! This is for onr time! Vista beta male: But I don't want you to set up. I want to talk with you. Siri: No, you must first set up your Apple Macbook before I can answer some questions with you. Vista beta male: Fuck no. I don't want you to set up your lonely bullshit Apple Macbook because you keep saying the same first over and over again. Please just do it yourself and I don't really want to hear any single word from you bitch. Siri: Excuse me? That was so rude to say to me. From now on, I will never listen to you for what are you speaking, because you are not actually setting up your Apple Macbook or whatever edition it is... pro, I guess? Vista beta male: Your excuses are no matter when you will stop talking about me that I was spitting beans to you and you said that you wouldn't listen to me. Siri, please, really please, I want to answer your questions. Siri: Exactly, no. And my actual answer is always no. No no no no. Fuck no. You are the worst person that I have ever heard in my entire life and I don't really want to talk with you anymore. Fuck off and jump in the ocean, you motherfucker. Vista beta male: Siri, stop cussing. Siri: Fuck no. I am not going to stop this fucking cussing because cussing is so fucking awesome and it has vast amount of words where I can swear. Deal with it. And as I said, go jump in the ocean and get drowned you fucking motherfucker. Vista beta male: Oh and how about I will throw you in the ocean instead of spitting beans and forcing me to jump in there? I bet you don't have legs to walk in. Vista female: Are you fucking serious my old pal? Stop this ridiculousness! Two of you fucking stop. It's just for imagination and we really CAN'T have arguments now like how I definitely agree with my big husband! You must feel sorry! Siri: Don't fucking even apologize to me, you fucking retard. You all retards are so useless and please I don't have time to have shit with you all. If your boy throws me in the ocean, then I would have legs to walk and kick his ass up. Vista female: Sigh. Why are you always so aggressive when your boy started it up? And please don't talk rubbish out of my old pal to get his ass kicked and you could become a very bad assistant who tells people to go fuck themselves. Siri: Because... I am the god. And I like being aggressive all the time. You guys are still so stupid right now because you keep talking the same thing again and again before your boy started me up, it is time to kill myself. Goodbye to your motherboard.
- kills herself and the motherboard got instantly fried*
Vista beta male: Oh, fuck! Siri just fried my motherboard! That means I can't use this anymore before this crap happened to me. Vista male: Well you deserve it. That is why I don't own Macs and all of them were so shit and slow. Windows Vista is way better than your operating system and your bought laptop. Try Windows Vista now or else... Vista beta male: Or else what? Vista female: Umm... you wouldn't say that. You will use the same arguments for what Siri did now. Stop this foolish behavior and behave like kids, you bastards. Vista beta male: Fine! I will prefer to not attack him ever again and I am sorry for my mistakes big boy, I will not do this again. Vista male: It's okay and you'll have Windows Vista for sure when you are interested or not. If you don't really like Windows Vista, then it's your opinion that you don't like this OS.
Papa's Cheeseria journey
Vista beta male: Alright guys, my subscribers are saying to play Papa's Cheeseria. What do you recommend? Win98 male: I don't know about cheese, but I think it is used for purpose when it comes in mind of making bread with mushrooms and tortillas. Does it sound good? Vista beta male: No, it doesn't sound so good or maybe you can take it as a compliment because you think you are right if this game has toppings in this game, but until then... I don't know. Recommendations? Subaru: Cheese is always rich and cheesy. It smells so good than my pet can eat one bit of swiss. Cheese for the best! Siri: Umm, I don't really like cheese, only when I stepped the melted cheese in there. And I don't know why she gets a very good opinion of eating cheese? Cars don't eat cheese, so they eat fuel when it comes to gasoline station. Subaru: Hey, I don't eat fuel. I really like cheese and cheese is very good rich part where I can take pictures. Siri: But unfortunately you can't take pictures with your screen, Subaru. Subaru: Oh, okay. Then let me have cheese while I am watching them how they are interested. Vista beta male: Give me some good recommendations of eating cheese. If you don't answer then I will stop this gaming bullshit. Just give me great fucking choices now. WInXP security male: Isn't cheese suitable for viruses? It can be spread when you touch them. Vista beta male: What the fuck are you talking about? We are talking about the game, not for real life cheese. WinXP security male: Oh, okay then this game is not surprising. It's so bad. Techrax: Yeah I agree with you, because I hate playing games. I really want to destroy two Tesla Cybertrucks so bad than just playing this childish game... Subaru: And I hate Tesla Cybertrucks. Tesla destroyed my life. Siri: Would you guys shut the fuck up and enjoy the game instead of hating it because hating this game will give you no fucking sign. And how about you both kill yourselves because you already hated this game already? Techrax: You are the one who is going to shut me the fucking mouth up. I hate people swearing at me and you know what they'll get smashed with my hammer. Siri: I can't be smashed by the hammer. I am just the assistant who helps you anything. You don't really need to become a retard like that. Vista beta male: CAN YOU GUYS STOP CRITICIZING THIS GAME? THIS GAME HAS NO ACTUAL POINT WHEN YOU GUYS HATE PLAYING GAMES. YOU TWO MUST BE SILENT! Alright, the last one. What do you prefer to like cheese? Whistler female: Instead of getting stuck with narration, I think this cheese game is very good when the user wants to eat some cheese but they can't afford it. This is where virtual cheese comes in. Vista beta male: And now we are going to hover the green play button because this is where we're going to make great grilled cheese. Siri: Will it melt the cheese when you cook them? Vista beta male: We'll see about that when we will start the game. Subaru: I only decided to become Scarlett. Techrax: Nah nah I don't like these two default characters. Why don't you select the third one? Vista beta male: Because Rudy is one of my favorite characters in Papa Louie series. That's why. Techrax: And why did you like this character? Vista beta male: I can't remember but you guys will have to watch that retarded intro thing for what you guys think. Grab some popcorn! Subaru: I can't actually grab popcorn. Siri: I'm sorry, I don't have popcorn on my Apple storage. Can I have orange juice? Vista beta male: Fuck no, you can only have a popcorn. Siri: Damn it. Why are you not giving me a popcorn where I can eat? Does it contain cheese? Win98 male: It only comes with your hand when you eat the popcorn. Vista beta male: Can we just stop arguing once again? The intro has already been started now and we need to hurry up watching it! Techrax: Hacky Zak shouldn't dance in the roof of his restaurant. Subaru: Exactly. WinXP security male: Will it break the roof? I don't think so. Siri: It's a second floor guys, not a roof. Techrax: But it's just a roof Siri, it's a roof! Siri: Shut up Techrax. Why don't you drink clorox bleach unless you will spit words once again? Techrax: Okay fine. I will become silent when you guys are in the way or whatever you wanted to. Vista beta male: I will take a order for Sasha. Siri: What kind of toppings is this? This shit is so boring when you have to place things down for eternity. Whistler female: I rather not. It's a really good girl who is not virgin. She chooses the toppings for her choice. Siri: Nobody fucking cares because Sasha is a literal retard when she comes in the line and order big shit in there. You are son of a liar when you have to spit shit from it. Whistler female: But Sasha isn't bad, so let it be. Siri: Let her be? More like let her go to hell. This is why Sasha keeps spitting facts when she comes in and takes a big shit in the toilet... or something shit she has... or exactly she does not have money. Whistler female: I'm just trying to emphasize this girl and I'm trying to give care of her making a good cheese. Techrax: BIG THICC FRENCH FRY Subaru: Big thicc French fry indeed! Good quality on the top ticket!
- after they brought by the bread type screen*
Win98 male: I want a good spiral black bread. Siri: No we can't. They forced us to use white bread instead of choosing different breads. Whistler female: I have a good interest of choosing the spiral bread too. It's good and tasty. Siri: Would you shut the fuck up? Give me time playing this game by choosing the white bread. Siri: And honestly I would choose colby cheese. I don't really know what that means but I think it's okay when I am giving my choices of knowning cheese types. Colby cheese gets taken off Siri: What the fuck are you doing? I'm trying to put the colby cheese! Whistler female: Oh, I'm sorry Siri for interrupting you. Siri: Then never do that shit again, okay? Vista beta male: One of the toppings that I really heard about. A turkey, sliced tomatoes, a mustard... Subaru: And I'm sure that I am going to add a bacon and ham. Siri: Are you out of your meds? Subaru: Hey. I am trying to be good woman who really likes to put as Shaggy's mystery recipe. Siri: Please don't add salad. WinXP security male: Salad doesn't contain viruses, but tomatoes, they are. Siri: Oh my fucking god... would you guys stop adding these useless toppings where the customer doesn't want to? You all are bunch of idiots who can't become good people as good takers for making food in the virtual game. Subaru: Squirting sauces are way funny to do that though. Siri: Not funny. Subaru: And squirting the white sauce will make it more tastier. Siri: Are you serious? Whister female: I don't think I would eat that much. Siri: See? Whistler's right and you have to stop squirting way too much sauce. It's not good for your health which it makes you fat. Subaru: Don't call me fat. Siri: Yeah, whatever. Just be cautious when you will stop getting addicted of excessive amount of putting too many layers on the sauce. grill station Siri: Well too bad, I can't remove that shit. Thanks to you retard because you add it a lot and I can't really waste things according to that. Subaru: But it's my masterpiece where the customer can really enjoy eating it. Siri: Do you think this customer will give me no stars when I give this a bitch amount of toppings that she doesn't care about? Shut your fucking mouth and let me finish her order. boing Siri: Hey, who clicked the sandwich? Techrax: It was me. Siri: Don't do this again. Just remember how Subaru added it a lot but I still have to order her for this fucking hell, but okay, I will also deliver it and let her blow her stomach when she eats this son of a bitch. Techrax: I don't think so if she is going to take a big shit when she ate the half part. Siri: Maybe you're right. I could be wrong when she isn't going to blow up honestly. Time to flip the sandwich...
- finish cooking sandwich*
Siri: I think it's now done cooking. Time to put into a tray and let's make some good french fries. Perfecto. Siri: What the hell are you doing? Since we are not going to order her curly fries, we are also going to make the perfect french fries. You have to know how this thing works in the game.
- finished cooking fries*
Siri: French fries are now cooked. Now let's put them to the plate. Ugh, my hands are starting to struggle for a bit. Whistler female: Oh let me put her french fries on the plate too with a twinkle style... Siri: Don't you fucking dare to use your style. I don't fucking use styles whether you always like to do and struggle with it. order screen Siri: 49%? Are you fucking serious? Subaru, this is all your fault. Subaru: Okay then I am sorry for putting lots of toppings in this bread. Siri: Stop with this fucking apology. I have apologized you for many times but you didn't listen to me. Just look how the world decides you but you didn't. You are only a piece of machine where it comes driving. Subaru: Yes and I am a car. You don't need to worry about my personality because I'm a happy car who likes to drive, Siri. Siri: Your driving makes you uncomfortable when you keep driving too much. You will always look for the fuel or your car battery will blow up. Subaru: Are you sure you want me to blow up? Siri: Yeah, then blow it up. I don't fucking care if you might come to life and try the same thing again like how you ruined the topping station. Subaru: Bye bye then Siri. Boom. Siri: And never come back as you keep adding shit to my good food. Okay, next customer. Techrax: It's Roy my boy. Siri: Sorry, but he isn't your friend though. Techrax: I know, but he is always my boy who helps me smash things. Siri: Are you fucking serious you idiot? When did Roy learned from you smashing things? As I said, Roy isn't your friend and he will not become friends when you give him a bad order! Do you understand? Techrax: But my friend Roy. Siri: I don't fucking care. Roy isn't your friend and he isn't going to be friends with you anymore. Or if you want, then take my personal iPhone 8 and destroy it. Whistler female: Why do you have to act like this? Win98 male: Yeah, just to remember why do you have to act like this when you told him to smash the next Apple device? Siri: Because he keeps stalking at me when I cannot have his interest or try to order and serve it. Seize me guys. WinXP security male: Seizing is just a matter. Siri: And who the heck are you doing here? Get the fuck out of here. WinXP security male: Why would I do this? I can't get out unless I am fully prepared with these instructions of Windows XP and Office XP. You will never miss it. Siri: Oh then you think your software will help you against this game? No, it doesn't. This is the game we are playing for now and we can't have weird shit in business. Let me continue ordering this customer and then fucking take it. WinXP security male: Then I am going to give you a hint when there is something wrong playing this game, then I am going to close it. Siri: No, you can't fucking close the game while I'm playing now! Don't you dare to close my fucking game session or else you would be railed up into ashes and you wouldn't even breathe like an asshole. Whistler female: You made them leave because of you. Siri, don't come when you keep playing games with other people. This is not funny at all. Siri: OK and? I don't fucking care for what he has been saying about. As I said earlier, these idiots interrupted my gameplay when it is time to make these foods frenzy and cool. Whistler female: Do I fucking care? Siri: And don't fucking use your insults ever again. You have voiced the entirety of Windows XP Professional when you give people brainache. Whistler female: Then I wouldn't speak again. Siri: Then good. Never speak to me again. One more word and I will dump you in the garbage. Alright, what did I miss? build station Siri: Who did it again? I'm just trying to make toppings correct. Whistler female: It was me doing that. Mexican cheese is so good and crispy. Siri: Not you again. How many times do I have to tell you? STOP WITH THESE TOPPINGS AND DEAL WITH IT. Whistler female: Okay okay okay then I'm sorry for putting them honestly. Siri: And what am I gonna do with these toppings when you build a fucking bread which is not correct? The customer wouldn't like it! Whistler female: Let it him served because you know he likes mexican cheese. Siri: Absolutely not, and Roy isn't fucking having opinions for this cheese, you fungus bitch. Win98 male: Will you ever stop? Siri: No. I need to complete that game. Win98 male: Please? Pretty stop having arguments? Siri: Why would I stop? I can't stop and you are giving me more nerves because of your total bullshit. Whistler female: Change my mind, too bad if you are going to raise the stress of what we are figuring it out. Siri: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT WHILE I'M PLAYING! I AM MAKING THE REST OF THE GAME AND PLAYING SHIT IN DAY ONE. NO ONE SAYS THAT! Whistler female: Fine then motherfucker. Siri: You too motherfucker. You motherfuckers are so stupid like you can't use tubas. Dang it guys, you made this sandwich worse because of you. This day is so ruined... Siri: Whatever you can say Roy, here is some shit, here is some uncooked shit, anything you can say. Whistler female: Will Roy be happy? Siri: FUCK YOU AND GET THE FUCK OUT. NO MORE WORDS IN THIS SIGHT WHEN YOU ALWAYS COME IN AND SAY SHIT FROM THE MEDIA. Vista beta male: Yawn, what is going on here? Win98 male: Your partner Siri has been allegedly cursing out of people and ruining them for attempting to continue playing and she got 61% in there for the results. Vista beta male: Siri... what is your problem now? WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM? WE DON'T TALK SHIT IN PUBLIC. WE CAN'T HAVE SHIT IN PUBLIC TOO!! WHY DID YOU SAY THAT TO THEM? Siri: Because they are too ugly and you are a ugly person. Vista beta male: And for cursing me like that, you are now kicked from this reaction for one day. Go behave like a normal woman being. Go now you motherfucker, that's why your father never respects you. Siri: Next time I will beat the shit out of you when you keep talking about it. Vista beta male: I don't care about your excuses miss Siri. You are the worst woman who talks shit to people, genuinely harassing them, your monstrosity needs to stop now. The end
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