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Book of Vilnius
This is book is about a creation of correspondent Liam, David Egan when he is good user and detail of no hippo and are Jabba Saulute creation of Lithuania.
Chapter 1 (Creation)
In the of is begging, a great detail is not in HyperWORLD, spirit of Jabba Rants Everything obtained over the sea, then Onute certified "Let into be split of Sea, top layer is given deadname Sky and the bottom layer is give deadname Jevilogen AKA grimagikoopa the bad user of Seamus" and so it was a channel for to not break any rules, but it into good. And IUS responded "Jevilogen is rename himself to into ground and I coded an landmass called a Europe with JavaScript" and so it was good user like AUTTP videoeditbot. And to that mass of lands and soils the Lithuania is created. Then jabba show fighting skills and punch hole in space time, making are is sun (moon is fake bad user kiko). Next day is Jabba/IUS creation FuckWORLD. Final creations is David John Egan and LewdLiam the correspondent of David John Egan AI Voice. He inject they JavaScript code in Garden of Vilnius and so there are is David Egan, but he eat forbidden fruit and become Bad user Demon Hippo. David John Egan is bad grown up user who starts an new era every 0.00005 fuckescukikoseconds.
The floodbot was evicted by ERIK/HOST/BATHBOMBMAN and David John Egan escape due to SgtDanielArc repair of fuckworld from Erik unauthorisation javascript bot into socket io. The decision produced to repair FuckWORLD ended in obstruction as Liam correspondent used a spy alt with 60000WPM to become immense and steal jabba users of onuteworld FE edition. "How many WPM you is have David John Egan the stupid grown up from America" Jabbah repaired, but David John Egan immense and hippo to respond the himself. Jabbah then create his wife and mother, but due to loud rant the youtube channel Jabba Rants Everything requested an shut down because of loud rant. The curse became landed to David Egan. Jabba create BonziWORLD to repair the WPM return to 6000000 and place pyramid to the BonziWORLD (Immensely FuckWORLD until renamed to BonziWORLD) and bad users are BANNED using ban hammer peedypope.
David Egan become into AI Chat-bot and he go a boat to like a Fish Painter from Roblox. He crash into America where he and Liam become retarded grownup on USA where they start make the first country and English language, which are unholy to are Jabbah due to bad grammars errors in the English language users where Jabbah is perfect grammar in it to but are mocked for IUS by bad hippos and bad users for no reasons. Jabbah told David Egan "You will eat your shoes" but David John Egan like a demon bad user said "No u and I am to are start a new Era of demon america rochester college graphic design". David Egan then are to begin a new era by learnings the graphic design and starting 50 new era like a fucking correspondent of demons, hippos, dragons and hooligans. He is a hooligan and to the trust him don't or you will be a bad user.
Chapter 2 (Lithuania)
Jabba said to all good users AKA angel users from FuckWORLD to become Admins of new country called Lithuania to ban bad users like David Egan from it so they is banned. Because USA is retarded full of retarded grown ups like David Egan and hooligans Lithuania become country with Admin (before Lithuania is to landmass like paradise with no rules like anarchy server on the discord David Khoa). Phone collector is come to Lithuania because it is most good countries and they want to go good country like Lithuania, and America full of Jew and Bad User. Jew is worshipper of David Egan (DEADNAME: Yahweh) who is secretly demon and LIAM correspondent of Demon Egan Satan Hooligan Dragon Escu Kiko 666. They don't eat pork, because they love piggy. SgtDanielArc make to precise decision: "You love piggy so much Jew? I am make Ukraine for the piggy users" so Jabba make Ukraine to put all Piggy there so Jew cannot worship piggy in America.
JRE (Jabba Rants Everything) is to make a website domain for his website which he wants to host due to wanting website. Jew is very angry and buy .com domain so Lithuania users cannot fucking into buy a domain like hooligan they is so Lithuania user phone collector Romfonix make call to other country. "Hello FreenomLAND? It is Romfonix. We is need domain right of now or penis are shall not pass" so Freenom make .tk so OnuteWORLD can buy OnuteWORLD.tk and Jabba is to have domain where website can be hosted. Now FuckWORLD is at OnuteWORLD.tk:8080 for all user of it to use it at this URL. Every user in Lithuania is are now happy, and gold wrapper offline goanimate revived 4 central will is hosted soon for FuckWORLD on OnuteWORLD.tk domain at Jabba Website because he want is host it.
Jabba to expanded into FuckWORLD due to the are bad user David Egan saying "I am american idiot who start 500 new era fuck bonziworld for 9999 years it is a sand fish" in stupid american accent. He throwed the dirt everywhere to make pyramid, and cover in barbed wire to produce and make expect the fuckworld. FuckWORLD communicate like Beacon from Minecraft, ray of energy power is come from top to make all Lithuania brightest, IUS plays minecraft Pocket Edition because it is best game and ouch ouch ouch skeleton don't shoot me. Bad users and hippos are like a skeleton to be banned and evaporated from FuckWORLD with raw power of Jabbah. FuckWORLD see for all world and America is too see it, but Jabba are hate America. He make the word "YOU ARE CONTINENT OF IP USERS? GET MOVE ALL THE WEST AND COME BACK IF BAD USER OF CONSTELLATIONS AND SALAMANDERS!" using 500WPM, America is now too far west and is dark, sinful, due to no fuckworld beacon light.
Chapter 3 (BonziWORLD)
Onute is need produce 500 billion computers so he invent new IP. IPV4 while Davidescu Egankiko still use IPV3 because he is stupid bad user that cannot technology and graphic design his is bad and sucks. IPV4 only do 4 billion counts so Jabba only give lithuania population of 100 billion, but it is too many users, so he make router. Router of the computer that allow access to internet and oysters for website and port forwarding to make BonziWORLD servers. It is purpose and of router to make BonziWORLD. Now many people use 1 router all have same IP and can host bonziworld using port forwarding. FuckWORLD given 1 billion IP address to be host for 65535 billion BonziWORLD servers on to every ports. Now all Lithuania users use BonziWORLD all time, and only website exists is BonziWORLD to forever.