Vincent Van Goat

Vincent Van Goat is a kiddie who hides on Room 50 (a well-known kiddie bunker) that watches Baby Einstein (the show for nostalgic crapkiddidiots). He will call you racist if you ever say "nigger" and is also known to call others homophobic.

He also thinks {NAME} spam will lag the site; when it doesn't do shit except for people with shitty Core 2 Duo laptops from 2008.