Pawn Was a Vanilla Bonziworld Command. It tells a variation of the "I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop" copypasta. bonziworld.org lacks this command.

Using This Command, you will say:

Hi, my name is BonziBUDDY, and this is my website. I meme here with my old harambe, and my son, Clippy. Everything in here has an ad and a fact. One thing I've learned after 17 years - you never know what is gonna give you some malware.

And that's it.