Microsoft Windows

Microsoft Windows (also known as Micro$oft Shitdows) is a sad, sad excuse for an operating system created by one Bill Gates in 1985. Started as a simple computer program for MS-DOS, it turned into a clusterfuck of computer hardware, failed mobile phones and even the thing keeping seX-Box alive. It's mainly known for literally being THE operating system for fags who don't bother getting Linux, but it's also known for being infested with [whateverthefuck]ware Micro$oft can possibly inject into their living Jewkenstein.

History

Before the 70's

10/28/1955 - Bill Gates is shat out of his mother's vagina and starts his journey of failures.

The 70's

1972 - (Drug)Traf(ficking)-o-Data is started by Gates and some other random dude nobody gives a fuck about.

1975 - Traf-o-Data gets PWNED and replaced by the Microshit we all know and love hate.

The 80's (Sad, sad period.)

1981 - Windows starts development as "Interfacecourse Manager".

1982-1984 - Random development shit happens that nobody cares about.

1985 - Windows 1.01 releases in Ze Amerikas to eternal praise (their worst mistake yet).