Account creation has been finally re-enabled! Sorry for the obnoxiously long wait.
You can now create an account, but have to wait a day for it to be autoconfirmed (unconfirmed users can't edit).
User talk:Pomniinflationfan123
i was innocent
why i have blocked
look, unblock me, now ziggy, i did nothing wrong
shut up
you going to hell
you failed to get no bitchess, and i finally got unban