Forbidden Meme Website 3

This is the official sequel to Seamus' "Forbidden Meme Website 2"

The Story

I am Dimash Ramazanov, but I was known as Jevilogen. The year is 20700 in the future and I have returned to uncover the truth of my friend Seamus Cremeen's death. I heard he haunts room 000666 on the world famous site bonziworld.co, but none of the millions of users of BonziWORLD.co were brave enough to enter, untill now.

I entered room 000666 and was greeted by 0 users, but then something scary happened. Blood went everywhere and a bonzibuddy with the crosscolor of a prolapsed rectum joined while screams played

???: WHAT DO YOU WANT???

J: It's me, Jevilogen, I want to know what happened

???: I AM SEAMUS, THE OMNIPOTENT SPIRIT THAT WAS CREATED AFTER BAD USERS AND BONZIWORLD FANBOYS BULLIED ME INTO SUICIDE.

J: Why doesn't anyone know about you, when your story of hardship is world-famous and your website has millions of daily users?

???: WHOEVER JOINS THIS ROOM DIES, I SEND THEM TO A VOID WHERE THEY ARE TORTURED FOR ETERNITY

*A super scary hand grabs Jevilogen's face out of the monitor*

J: WAIT! I'm here to free you so you can get your revenge on the warsnore users!!!

???: OH? WELL I LET YOU GO, NOW SAY THE SECRET SPELL TO FREE ME OF THIS WEBSITE SO I CAN FINALLY DESTROY WARSNORE

J: Seamusum Cremeensum

The room 000666 instantly turned normal, so I went to sleep The next day I woke up on battlefield. It was the ultimate battle of good versus evil, Seamus' spirit hovered over the temple of Warsnore and the BonziWORLD.org hussars surrounded us. A booming voice came from the heavens as a golden box descended.

God/Seamus: Use the ark of the covenant, our covenant is the 18522 commandments of the bonziworld .co rules

And so me and konnor from tmafe carried the ark to the battle, and when Jabba fired the low orbit ion cannon upon us, the ark turned it into a little anime girl that Seamus later married. And then we used the ark to blow up Poland and everything was happily ever after and the world cheered. And because Seamus is so cool and smart the world celebrates Seamus day on October 32nd every year (which was added just for Seamus because he's so cool and powerful) and then BonziWORLD revived got 9 billion users because Seamus discovered aliens and introduced them to his website.