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Forbidden Meme Website Revived

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The following is a transcript found from a mysterious device buried in the rubble of a plane crash. The device ran out of power shortly after, attempts to recharge caused irreparable damage.


Log entry 1: Incase anybody finds this I'd like to introduce myself. I am an internet historian in the year 2034 and I have been looking through the website "internet.archive". The .archive domain was created in 2029 as part of a co-ordinated effort to prevent all information online from being lost forever after web archive's server rooms were burnt down. However due to the obscurity of my organisation not many know of it even today. Back to the point, I was looking at BonziBuddy related websites on internet.archive and found a capture of a quite peculiar wiki. I'll investigate further tomorrow.

Log entry 2: I entered the main page and was greeted with a purple Earth logo with the text under it saying "BonziPEDIA". The main page was certainly not something for the weak minded to behold. I will not go into detail on the content I saw, but I decided to browse some of the featured articles. One in particular caught my eye. It was on a user nicknamed "Seamus".

Log entry 3: After a long day of work I decided to go read the article about this mysterious individual nicknamed "Seamus" before sleep. From what I read, I decided that Seamus was a pretty bad individual. He was accused of pedophilia and grooming. I also was lead down a path leading to more history. Apparently Seamus owned a website called "BonziWORLD.co". It has not been captured by our archive's bots however, it must be from the early 2020s.

Log entry 4: I forgot about BonziWORLD.co for a few weeks, but then I saw something terrifying. When I returned home my window was broken. A dark figure ended up running past me saying "I can't breathe". I grabbed my gun and followed it into the bathroom, but nothing was there except the writing in some mysterious red fluid: "Don't dig where you're not meant to". I called the police but they couldn't find anything. The writing was gone.

Log entry 5: I decided to visit BonziWORLD.co but this was the biggest mistake I ever made. I can't take it back now. It was a blank screen, but suddenly blood started coming out of my DVD player. Then a portal opened up and someone came out of it.


After this point no more log entries occured. The recorder must have accidentally been left on.


A: "WHAT ARE YOU?"

???: "I am Siobhan the creator of BonziWORLD.co, you may know me as Seamus. I have been bullied into suicide by all the members of BonziPEDIA, the wiki which YOU were reading. You have been infected by misinformation."

A: "WHAT WILL YOU DO TO ME?"

???: "I will torture you for eternity and destroy all traces of your existence just like I destroyed webarchive for archiving BonziWORLD.co. Nobody shall be infected by misinformation"

A: "At least tell me what are you before I die..."

???: "Very well, I used to be a normal Irish transgender person, but then the ultimate evils named 'Fune', 'Ziggy' and 'PolskaSOFT' spread misinformations everywhere and bullied me into suicide and shut down my website called BonziWORLD.co. After my death I gained god powers as a ghost due to the extreme rage I felt before death, due to them shutting down my site, and I tortured those evil users for eternity. Anyone who finds out about them is infected by their misinformation virus and must be purged from this plain of existence."

A: "Wow, that is a sad backstory, please spare my life"

???: "YOU MUST PAY THE PRICE FOR DISRESPECTING A USER WHO KILLED HERSELF!"


Sounds of screaming ensued, and they kept looping almost as if stuck in a time loop, until a bang sound similar to that of a plane crash occured.