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| |BGCOLOR=#FFC21A style="padding:2px"|<big><big>'''This person has [[Seamus|Assburgers Syndrome]], <br />so you can't say anything bad! :-('''</big></big><br /><br /><big>Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.</big>
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| | <div style="color:red; font-size:33px; margin-top:0.1em;">'''ATTENTION!'''</div><div style="margin-top:0.5em; font-size:20px">'''The subject of this article is a lolcow, and is currently ripe for milking.'''</div><div style="margin-top:0.7em; font-size:14px">You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.</div>
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| <div style="font-style:italic;">Note: this is an article about an Encyclopedia Dramatica user. For more information, please see the appropriate [[Seamus|user page]]. To leave this user a message, please visit their [[Seamus|talk page]].</div>
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| The BonziWORLD Revived Wiki is the newest monument to [[Seamus]]' obsession over BonziWORLD, and is the [[Kosher energy drink|third temple]] of Seamus' (niggers be upon him) butthurt along with his google doc and "documentary". The BonziWORLD Revived Wiki serves no purpose other than to shitsmear the BonziWORLD community as a sort of revenge against those who took all the attention away from the attention-whoring goblin, though he pretends it is something else (no article unrelated to Warsaw or BonziWORLD.org exists on there, BTW). It also singlehandedly proved that Seamus did not quit BonziWORLD as he himself said he would 500 times. Of course the autistic faggot had to return to the purple monkey site to bitch about everything. The word "misinformation" probably takes up 90% of the wiki's storage space due to how often Seamus likes to shove it in everyone's face, even when BonziPEDIA's claims are true (like when '''Seamus destroyed bonzi.dega.io'''). The wiki is also full of completely wrong information that Seamus had to spin in a way that puts HIM at the center of everything (because the world revolved around daddy Cremeens). As every other piss-poor low-effort wiki, it is hosted on fandom. Also seamus is a big fat nigger lol.
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| == Mistakes ==
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| Effectively everything is a mistake, but here are some notable ones caught out from the low-effort articles Seamus shat out of his loose tranny vagina.
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| '''Warsaw founding''' - Seamus said Warsaw founded in 2020 as a hategroup in another discord server. In fact, Warsaw had nothing to do with Seamus and Fune joined BonziWORLD in 2021. Warsaw was simply a Funy Base (WHICH ALSO EXISTED BEFORE FUNE JOINED BonziWORLD!!!!) successor. Yet again, Seamus spins everything to be centered around him, presumably due to his raging autism. Seamus was just a common lolcow, like Logy or Arda.
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| '''Everyone is obsessed with Seamus''' - Seamus was barely talked about after he "quit", until of course his goblins started trying to harass Fune in his DMS, inspecting his messages and sending screenshots, stalking Warsaw announcements etc (Loliest got a well-deserved server nuke for that and then ragequit). Then Seamus came back to shit mouldy diarrhea all over the community. Note that the only time Warsaw members harassed Seamus is when he was getting involved in BonziWORLD affairs, though the autistic faggot needs everything to be about him.
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| '''Vocab''' - Warsaw vocabulary was stolen from typical discord talk, such as "tox", or from general internet talk, such as "lolcow". Seamus has never been outside of BonziWORLD (which is presumably why he keeps coming back), so he isn't aware these terms aren't exclusive to Warsaw.
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| '''THEY IS LE RACISTE''' - Despite Seamus being a commie liberal screeching "LE RACISTE IS BAD!!!!", he himself hates Polish people and Eastern Europeans for abolishing his e-dictatorship and proudly presents his hatred for them wherever he can.
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| '''BW LEAKES IPE AND SWATS YOU!11!!''' - BonziWORLD.org never swatted anyone, however [[halagetworld]] tried to swat Fune (ironic considering they dicksuck Seamus). IP leaks happened to bots that were used to spam BonziWORLD Revived links and the feature was removed from 7.0.0 because it was barely used.
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| == Who's obsessed? ==
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| Read our articles. [[BonziBUDDY]], [[Docen Nexus]], [[Kosher energy drink]], [[Phonefags]] and MANY MORE don't even contain the word "Seamus". Meanwhile, every article on the BonziWORLD Revived wiki is bitching about Fune, BonziWORLD.org or Warsaw. Seamus won't read this paragraph as he is allergic to logic due to his Autism, he'll only respond with some shitty minion meme or whatever Seamus is obsessed with now as his bipolar disorder changes his obsession every day. This is because he can't beat our argument (Watch him respond to the last sentence and ignore the first as he always does!)
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| == Want to have peace and quiet Seamus? ==
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| Then get the fuck out of the BonziWORLD community. It's an addiction to you, like your dead [[tranny]] brother's alcoholism. You can't live without the purple monkey and 60 nine year olds like ItzCrazyChace or Loliest shoving fentanyl up your prolapsed troon anus.
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| ==External links==
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| *[https://bwr.fandom.com/wiki/BonziWORLD_Revived_Wiki The wiki itself]
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