Forbidden meme website 5

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seamus gets a bit too high on the schizo medication/copium after demin pays a visit and somehow ends up in gensokyo. (touhou world) and gets a little bit too weird. then gets killed by reimu and marisa for being weird.

the actual pasta

my name is deminian lechval abasil. but i was known as simply just "demin". the year is 2029, when a mysterious outage hits the site bonziworld.org. i have been using the site since 2023. and i have not seen an outage like this on the site in years. but much later i heard about a string of missing children reports in estonia. i knew this only meant one thing. seamus has returned. if you dont know who that is. seamus was the owner of the failed bonziworld server BonziWORLD revived. but after i emailed his mom about the site in late 2023. he was forced to shut it down, he had became a tranny in mid-late 2024. and much later in 2026. gathered up enough money with his crocodile tears and extorting skills to move to estonia with his boyfriend halaget. where he resides today. he went completely AWOL in early 2027 when a video of him and halaget having anal sex was leaked. to this day, nobody knows what happened to him until now.

so, i decided to do the unthinkable, i booked a plane ticket to talinn, estonia and flew out.

when i arrived, i immediately went to halagets address and camped out for a few hours. towards the end of my steakout. i saw seamus and halaget leaving the house. i had to book it so they didnt see me. i then manually walked to the police station, and i told the officer about what was happening. i was then taken into questioning where i told them everything they needed to know. after a few days in a nearby hotel. the police finally arrived and took me to halagets house. but when the police knocked, there was no response, after a few hours they broke down the door. only to find that nobody was there. they searched the whole house and found nothing but a locked door that no matter how hard they tried, could not open. the police then left. but after everyone had left. i decided to do my own investigation.

the next night. i broke into the house. there was still nobody anywhere. then, i tripped on a loose floorboard and under i found a key. i then decided to use the key on the locked door and to my surpirse, it opened. when i walked down the stairs. i found a normal basement. but under a carpet, there was a trapdoor. so naturally i had to go through it. and i saw what felt like a crime against humanity.

i saw all the missing children. chained to desks like some fucked up scam call center. the kids were all using some horribly coded mass DDOS skiddie rape tool called, "the trans rights nazi destroyer ion cannon". all targeted against bonziworld.org. i immediately freed them from the chains and set them free. but i forgot to call 911. the children all ran to the fridge with food and ate everything. but then i noticed a long pathway that lead to another door. when i opened the door. i was hit with the awful scent of rotting flesh. semen, and some sort of strange gas. the smell was so repulsive that i almost threw up. inside the room were seamus and halaget. both were passed out with dirty fumos and printed child porn everywhere. suddenly, i blacked out. and when i "woke up". i could not beleve what i was seeing. what i saw will both blow your mind AND take your breath away.

i had arrived in gensokyo.

I WILL CONTINUE THIS WHEN IT ISNT QUITE LITERALLY ALMOST 3 AM AND WHEN I REMEMBER TOUHOU LORE THAT I HAD FORGOTTEN SINCE 2020.