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'''BonziWORLD Revived''' ('''BWR''' for short, also known as '''BonziVerse, BonziWORLD Revived | '''BonziWORLD Revived''' ('''BWR''' for short, also known as '''BonziVerse, BonziWORLD Revived+,''' or it's most recent rebranding, '''BonziWORLD Community Edition''') is the Frankenstein's monster of a [[BonziWORLD#Servers|BonziWORLD server]] created by the infamous fat Irish asspie who loves underaged boys on Discord, [[Seamus|Seamus Cremeens]], who shat it out on October 7th, 2019. Throughout the life of the BonziWORLD Community, Seamus' magnum opus would sometimes come to be the biggest server before being beaten into a pulp by some other server such as bonzi.world, usually by [[Halagetworld|accident]]. The server slowly evolved, accumulating various new colors (most of them being irrelevant msagents and literal fucking BFDI characters) and useless features that slowed down the server, but because Seamus is retarded and learned his JS from BW Floodscripts, he never fixed it. Most of the server's code is stolen stackoverflow code and pre-existing JS code as Seamus is a fatass skid who can't code properly. | ||
It also keeps on being constantly shut down and brought back over and over again due to Seamus's autistic bipolar or otherwise mutated fuckbrain, making him unable to hold a stance for 3 seconds before his autism forces him to change course. Even if it does "shut down" for good, it will simply come back in weeks or months. The end of it's lifecycle came when Fune decided to inject some floodbots into BWR in November 2022 and letting seamus do the rest, driving his own reputation into the ground and making everyone move to [[bonzi.lol]]. This sadly came with some drawbacks, including cocomelon munchers and "gummibär" jackoffs, which their only purpose in life is hopping on bonzi.lol saying "Bonziworld reacts to ____" and posting the most irrelevant video known to mankind. <s>Finally, BWR's child grooming machine came to a grinding halt when a new DDOS tool was made called the "moic" which raped the shit out of BWR.</s> Not even THAT | It also keeps on being constantly shut down and brought back over and over again due to Seamus's autistic, bipolar or otherwise mutated fuckbrain, making him unable to hold a stance for 3 seconds before his autism forces him to change course. Even if it does "shut down" for good, it will simply come back in weeks or months. The end of it's lifecycle came when Fune decided to inject some floodbots into BWR in November 2022 and letting seamus do the rest, driving his own reputation into the ground and making everyone move to [[bonzi.lol]]. This sadly came with some drawbacks, including cocomelon munchers and "gummibär" jackoffs, which their only purpose in life is hopping on bonzi.lol saying "Bonziworld reacts to ____" and posting the most irrelevant video known to mankind. <s>Finally, BWR's child grooming machine came to a grinding halt when a new DDOS tool was made called the "moic" which raped the shit out of BWR.</s> '''NEVER MIND.''' Not even THAT killed BWR's life. Seamus later rebranded BWR to BonziWORLD """""Community""""" Edition (more like BW Cult Edition LALLL). | ||
== Overview == | == Overview == | ||
BWR is a dump. It's a filthy bloated waste of | BWR is a dump. It's a filthy bloated waste of bandwidths that skinks up the entire internet and the BonziWORLD community like an unkillable swarm of rats. | ||
=== Functionality === | === Functionality === | ||
BWR is bloated; there's so much useless shit features crammed into it that just shouldn't be there, like "Arcade" (once shitty emulated games ported by the JavaScript god himself Cosmic Xploitze, baleeted) and a fucking thousand "Call a..." commands (with bangers like [[Halagetworld|"You're a fucking Bass!"]]). Due to Seamus's sluggish AIDS-tier coding, everything runs slow and is on life support before it gets unplugged by a small floodbot. Because of this, Seamus has a hard time patching anything (and even less knowledge on how to actually do so), resulting in him resorting to absolutely fucking braindead yet hilarious "gotcha!" gimmicks such as: | BWR is bloated; there's so much useless shit features crammed into it that just shouldn't be there, like "Arcade" (once shitty emulated games ported by the JavaScript god himself Cosmic Xploitze, baleeted) and a fucking thousand "Call a..." commands (with bangers like [[Halagetworld|"You're a fucking Bass!"]]). Due to Seamus's sluggish AIDS-tier coding, everything runs slow and is on life support before it gets unplugged by a small floodbot. Because of this, Seamus has a hard time patching anything (and even less knowledge on how to actually do so), resulting in him resorting to absolutely fucking braindead yet hilarious "gotcha!" gimmicks such as: | ||
* Disabling the Inspect Element shortcut | * Disabling the Inspect Element keyboard shortcut | ||
* Running a loop to clear the console (retard forgot you can do "javascript:" in the URL) | * Running a loop to clear the console (retard forgot you can do "javascript:" in the URL) | ||
* Checking for the horizontal resolution to detect DevTools (mobile fail) | * Checking for the horizontal resolution to detect DevTools (mobile fail) | ||
** '''The first three in particular fucked Seamus in the ass even harder because now he can't use | ** '''The first three in particular fucked Seamus in the ass even harder because now he can't use DevTools to patch anything that isnt visible in his clusterfuck of a system.''' | ||
* | * Restricting permitted characters in all messages to alphanumerics. | ||
* | * CAPTCHAs (this one drove out so many users) | ||
* Blacklisting words (Seamus is too terminally autistic for Regex so it checks for the exact word; also uses it for censorship). | * Blacklisting words (Seamus is too terminally autistic for Regex so it checks for the exact word; also uses it for censorship). | ||
* Just straight up banning anyone who plays with JS, even harmlessly. | * Just straight up banning anyone who uses or plays with JS, even harmlessly. | ||
== Conflicts == | == Conflicts == | ||
Revision as of 15:53, 13 June 2023
Read this page before reading this page.
BonziWORLD Revived (BWR for short, also known as BonziVerse, BonziWORLD Revived+, or it's most recent rebranding, BonziWORLD Community Edition) is the Frankenstein's monster of a BonziWORLD server created by the infamous fat Irish asspie who loves underaged boys on Discord, Seamus Cremeens, who shat it out on October 7th, 2019. Throughout the life of the BonziWORLD Community, Seamus' magnum opus would sometimes come to be the biggest server before being beaten into a pulp by some other server such as bonzi.world, usually by accident. The server slowly evolved, accumulating various new colors (most of them being irrelevant msagents and literal fucking BFDI characters) and useless features that slowed down the server, but because Seamus is retarded and learned his JS from BW Floodscripts, he never fixed it. Most of the server's code is stolen stackoverflow code and pre-existing JS code as Seamus is a fatass skid who can't code properly.
It also keeps on being constantly shut down and brought back over and over again due to Seamus's autistic, bipolar or otherwise mutated fuckbrain, making him unable to hold a stance for 3 seconds before his autism forces him to change course. Even if it does "shut down" for good, it will simply come back in weeks or months. The end of it's lifecycle came when Fune decided to inject some floodbots into BWR in November 2022 and letting seamus do the rest, driving his own reputation into the ground and making everyone move to bonzi.lol. This sadly came with some drawbacks, including cocomelon munchers and "gummibär" jackoffs, which their only purpose in life is hopping on bonzi.lol saying "Bonziworld reacts to ____" and posting the most irrelevant video known to mankind. Finally, BWR's child grooming machine came to a grinding halt when a new DDOS tool was made called the "moic" which raped the shit out of BWR. NEVER MIND. Not even THAT killed BWR's life. Seamus later rebranded BWR to BonziWORLD """""Community""""" Edition (more like BW Cult Edition LALLL).
Overview
BWR is a dump. It's a filthy bloated waste of bandwidths that skinks up the entire internet and the BonziWORLD community like an unkillable swarm of rats.
Functionality
BWR is bloated; there's so much useless shit features crammed into it that just shouldn't be there, like "Arcade" (once shitty emulated games ported by the JavaScript god himself Cosmic Xploitze, baleeted) and a fucking thousand "Call a..." commands (with bangers like "You're a fucking Bass!"). Due to Seamus's sluggish AIDS-tier coding, everything runs slow and is on life support before it gets unplugged by a small floodbot. Because of this, Seamus has a hard time patching anything (and even less knowledge on how to actually do so), resulting in him resorting to absolutely fucking braindead yet hilarious "gotcha!" gimmicks such as:
- Disabling the Inspect Element keyboard shortcut
- Running a loop to clear the console (retard forgot you can do "javascript:" in the URL)
- Checking for the horizontal resolution to detect DevTools (mobile fail)
- The first three in particular fucked Seamus in the ass even harder because now he can't use DevTools to patch anything that isnt visible in his clusterfuck of a system.
- Restricting permitted characters in all messages to alphanumerics.
- CAPTCHAs (this one drove out so many users)
- Blacklisting words (Seamus is too terminally autistic for Regex so it checks for the exact word; also uses it for censorship).
- Just straight up banning anyone who uses or plays with JS, even harmlessly.
Conflicts
Most of BWR's history includes conflicts with other servers. BWR had a good winning streak until bonzi.lol came about. First, Seamus destroyed uranohoshi.in and e-raped its creator, since it was "stealing" Seamus' (already stolen) colors and assets. Later Seamus flooded bonzi.dega.io with exploits after apparently "saving" it (which is where Seamus' god complex started). BWR later became the less popular server until bonzi.world died, which is when BWR enjoyed a nice few months running the BW community as a fucking dictatorship. Disobeying Seamus or insulting him would get you permabanned and beaten to a pulp Seamus's Groomcult. Later, BWR was attacked by bonzi.ga, their domains stolen and members moving, with the BWR server being shut down often. Later after destroying the bonzi.ga domain, it returned as bonzi.lol and continued destroying BWR.
2023 May-June Conflict
This is when Seamus grew a pair of balls and started trying to fight back against bonzi.lol "properly". The way this conflict was different, is that he got Halagetworld to help him, and later Fune's raw egg eating ex who got groomed by Seamus' friend, Amelia (because she got into an argument with ze evil fuckunay). JY also joined in and Polskasoft/Jewish Gaming left bonzi.lol to join the autismal furry tranny side alongside Seamus. The conflict seemed in BWR's favour from late May to very early June, but it suddenly shifted when Seamus got so pissed over the wiki, he forgot to use a vpn and got his ip leaked. Only a day after the wiki returned, the odds shifted to be in bonzi.lol's favour HEAVILY.
Extra Info
This page was started by "Goober" (now named goober alt), and was heavily edited by fune, ziggy & multiple "anonymous" users, which turned out to be seamus and his child grooming friends, and all of their guest account names were their IP's. (basically what the 2023 may-june conflict said).
> my name is seamus and me and my friends ips are 77.111.247.22, 104.236.5.113, 72.23.139.58 please dox us tx ❤️