Copypastas

Copypastas are these gay blocks of text that you spam endlessly until they're funny.

Here is a bunch of copypastas.

General Copypastas

TND

Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana.

Full Version/Original

Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Blast niggers with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy niggers. Whip niggers into obedience. Slingshot a nigger into orbit. Rocket niggers into the sun. Defecate in a niggers food. Stir-fry niggers in a wok. Bite a nigger and drink their blood. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a nigger's gas tank. Judo throw niggers into the wood chipper. Unscrew a nigger's head off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Bake niggers into nigger-pizza. Arrest niggers for no reason. Electrocute niggers. Curb stomp pregnant niggers. Beat a nigger up. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Slice a nigger up and wear their skin. Set niggers on fire. Spin niggers around until they puke. Tie niggers to a train track. Karate kick a nigger in the testicles. Stomp nigger skulls with steel-toed boots. Broil niggers into a broth. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Deep fry niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Fourth-trimester abortions for niggers. Blend niggers in a blender. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Snap a nigger's neck. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana. Put a bomb in a nigger's mouth. Throw knives at niggers. Inflate niggers until they pop. Send niggers into a blackhole. Castrate niggers. Feed niggers poisoned food. Force niggers to walk the plank. Push niggers into a pit. Kneel on a nigger's neck. Curse niggers with a spell. Stuff nigger babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten niggers with a tank. Pop a nigger's car tire. Strike nigger children with a ruler. Make niggers swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a nigger's limbs. Airdrop niggers into Antarctica. Throw niggers off the boat. Pressurize niggers into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a nigger's ass. Falcon-punch a nigger in the face. Make niggers into fiction. Blow niggers heads off with grenade launchers. Blow niggers brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock niggers in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail niggers to a cross and stab them. Run over niggers with a tank feet-first. Throw niggers off buildings. Crush niggers with a press. Attack niggers with acid. Boil niggers in a pan. Lock niggers inside a brazen bull. Burn niggers alive. Drag niggers across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on niggers. Quarter niggers. Impale niggers on a pike. Send aliens to abduct niggers. Force niggers to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush niggers with anvils. Throw niggers off of rooftops. Incinerate niggers. Starve niggers. Blow niggers up with dynamite. Gulp niggers. Feast on nigger eyeballs. Cave in a nigger's skull. Kiss a nigger to death. Peel a nigger like a banana. Wipe out nigger tribes. Deny niggers into Heaven. Freeze niggers in the vaccum of space. Hard boil a nigger. Lock on to niggers with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate a nigger. Ferment niggers into stew. Ensnare niggers. Nark on niggers to the army. Cause a total nigger purge. Jam a nigger into a geyser. Axe murder a nigger. Unleash Smelvin upon niggers. Put niggers on ships going to Africa and blow up the ships after they set sail. Total nigger death.

Jabba pastas (Jabbastas)

Danielius Paulavicius is a gem in that half of his long mangled-grammar rants have inspired various copypastas or have been turned into copypastas themselves.

Original Jabbastas

Hooligans, Pedos, Dragons and Hippos

Everything. I finished. You guys are hooligans, pedos, monsters, dragons and hippos. I was allowed to see what happened on the server today? Those people who accept and receive a new hotel and hunt for that IP address if the hotel has a new IP address. Do I need to leave again? See, Seamusmario is no longer hypocritical, nor is Seamusmario striving to be a better person. Seamusmario has a new channel because I revealed its IP address, and now Seamusmario will not broadcast live unless personalization is enabled. What a penis you guys constantly know and barricade for no reason. I hope your parents will annoy you and make you angry. Because we no longer use BonziWORLD. Because it’s very stupid. GoAnimate people who don't like the associated Bonkeyword because it can grab an IP address. I want to get those gofag IP addresses later. I want to make people run away as usual. And the last thing. If I close all of BonziWORLD, you will still call me jabba, a? If I delete an incompatible account? To me, it’s still called the word jabba, and you know you immediately came up with what word? You despise a little. Look at what I said, David Egan shows the index point that if Miguel de Oliveria Valentine will be discontinued? Miguel must be on a good list, David Egan - naughty for life. What if I delete my Google Account and change my trademark if I still call it jabba with disagreements? You knew everything. I don’t care if my IP address was made public, who cares that it just stays there and does nothing! Now I hate Sexy Wubbox because Diogo Mendes, who bombed the chat site port, doesn’t allow my internet to die at speed and speed. Who cares, just call me jabba, how do you like it, right? We have your IP address because the ports have been registered. The first magazine, Thonkbot IP, was shown when monsters suddenly closed the tab while visiting the site. not bad means the ip address was shown as new. vyond likes to block and offend the firewall. and the omle as well. i’ll play gba and leave again because you all hooligans dancing like chimpanzees have to be locked up at the zoo! these blocked sites suffer like anger! it is suspicious that we are seamusmario's partners again, because he has improved and wants to act again when mature, if not ... bonzio a similar world in a world where i would not see activity. this work affects persons and ducks, and what are the main threats! these people close close, hard to say you offer either gtfo or ddos! these people must move frequently! just go and you’re all black. i don't have uiggu! if i see a word called jabba again? i will put a bead out of you, and you can deserve to be driven out! rant users are good, but you rely on 300 dillecillion eon! now go to your room and tell your parents what you just did before! go now! the foxfan computer for managing and setting up system32 will be permanently deleted!

Alt Version

That is it. I'm done. You guys are hooligans, pedos, monster, dragon and hippos. I was let to see what happened today in the server? Those people who accommodate and getting a new hotel, and hunting that IP address if the hotel is in new IP address. Do I need to leave again? Look, Seamusmario is no longer to be hypocrite, also Seamusmario tries to be a better person. Seamusmario have a new channel because I exposed his IP address, and now, Seamusmario wouldn't live stream if the flick on personalization isn't turned on. What a dickface you guys keep knowing and barricading me  for no reason. I hope your parents will ground and mad at you. As we don't significant use BonziWORLD for a longer time. Because it's very stupid. GoAnimate people who don't like Bonkeyword related because it can grab the IP address. I want to get those gofag IP addresses thereafter. I want to get people boot as down as usual. And one last thing. If I shut down all BonziWORLDs, you will still call me a jabba for me, huh? If I delete a Discord account? It still does to call a jabba word for me, and you know that you came from simultaneously for what a word? You little despice. Look what I said, David Egan shows the point of index that if Miguel de Oliveria Valentin gets terminated? Miguel must to be in good list, David Egan - naughty list for life. And now, if I delete a Google account and rebrand it if still does call me a jabba too with Discord? You knew all for it. I don't care if my IP address was exposed, who cares just stand it and do nothing! And now I hate Sexy Wubbox as Diogo Mendes for bombing by flooding the port of the chatting website abide my internet is dying in speed and attitude. Who cares, just call me a jabba whatever you like it or not? We have your IP address in that ports were written in a log, first log is Thonkbot's IP was exposed for visiting the monstrosity of the website suddenly close the tab, not bad! Not bad means the IP address was exposed as a new. Vyond likes to block and offend firewall. And omegle too so. I will play on GBA and leave it again, because you're all of hooligans dancing like chimpanzees, you must to be locked in the zoo! These websites who blocked is a suffer as wrath! Suspiciously, we are partners again with Seamusmario, because he improved and want to act mature again, if doesn't... I WILL LEAVE ON BONZIWORLD, AS LONGER I MODERATE THE SERVER INVISIBLE. ASSES AND ANUSES DOING THIS SHIT AND MAKING GROUNDED THREATS OUT OF THEM! THOSE PEOPLE ARE GROSS WHO DECIDED TO SAY FUCK OFF OR GTFO OR DDOS! THAT PEOPLE HAVE TO DIE FREQUENTLY! Just fuck off and you are all black niggers. NO U NIGGA NEITHER DO I DO! If I see one more time a word called jabba? I will fucking rant out of you and you can deserve for being ranted! Rant on users are good, but you are grounded for 300 duodecillion aeons! Now go to your room and say your parents what just you did that before! Go now! FoxFan's PC to control and find System32, to be deleted forever!

Nathan Thompson

After the jail. This is your cell, and you will be staying 50 years in jail because you are pedophile and banning him a user with for unknownigly abuse! You have visitors to talk you! Goodbye. Police, i am sorry what I did! Please sorry and my rebeillion is over at the same time gets me disgusted and explained me how did you know me. That you will execute me? All families start mading to Nathan Thompson. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Nathan Thompson! What in the world is wrong with you, we can't believe you banned onute with IP on Cloudflare then they called you, you are fraud person and being a criminal stock of pedophile! How dare you! How dare you ban onute on BonziWORLD! Now the complaint with police has deleted your website and your Cloudflare account has been suspended for terms of service! This is, by far, the worst thing you ever done! Now we have impossible amount to recover the ban because of you! We leave him for my wife in the house! I can't freaking believe you did this! You are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for five hundred sixty two millnillion forevers until you will die and the cloudflare will die in future year! Now sleep in the bed forever right now and you are depreciated person in the crimiest world, then I have to some day I call police to execute you! Sleep forever until you will die! Go to hell while you are dead! You're being an dead meat in this rumor! You demand disrespect! You niggers smack on the floor and die! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! And stop crying like a crybaby! We are not friends! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. After the execution day. Come on, Nathan Thompson! This is a execution time! Never! I will not going to prove my things off I was being executed! I don't freaking care! Things that you are going to, I will try to push you if you don't go to the most of rightful things for murdering and like jigsaw movie that you will crushed by spikier blender! Any last words, Nathan Thompson? Yes, I promise, I will never to do this proving things I will never ever ever to do this! Please accept and attempt my session! Sorry to me? Your apology is unacceptable, because you are being annoying and a pedophile! Now this is execution time for final! Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa La Wa La Wa La Wa La Wa La Wa La Wa La walawalawalawalawalawalawalawalawalawalawalawalamamamamammanamanamanmanamanamanamanmanamanamanamananananana! Wakakakakakakakakakakakakakakagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagaga! Nathan Thompson was ripped, 1977-2020, November 2nd. The breaking news! Nathan Thompson was died, for banning Onute's IP and making fraud abuse! She was executed by police officer! Please try it to congratulate. Yay! Nathan Thompson was died due to ban of onute! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! The good reason! Yes! Yes! We are lucky so much! Outro: Please sure to subscribe and like. Don't forget to write the comments section! So guys, did you want to another video? Request me! Thanks for watching! Bye bye! Video Ended.

ICS

ICS, I can't believe you insulted my BonziWORLD site, that's it, you are a kiddie forever. Take that tho. But I will excessively ban you from BonziWORLD, you iceberg! He is a downhill for a moment now. What the kike that you came from? Are you such of a devil for the hatred of BonziWORLD? We're supposed to be friends, but no, you did this to me right now. Okay, ICS was a serious pedophile and a kiddie right now. So you know that? Well, actually for a moment of December in somedays has having to hate me for not shutting down my BonziWORLD site. Also, did you know he hates BonziWORLD, he is super insane like me. I am so insaneous that you have been ever did, I have grounded for a some times and you wouldn't stop already to hate me, or I will ground you for more times, so go to your rooms now. Now look what should you ever did, you have a final warning. After the final warning, you would be banned from BonziWORLD for your short time, and giving you the strike for permanent ban, that means you won't raid my server again, you can DDOS me and it will not work. If you use VPN, I will simultaneous ban you for a minute. I still know your IP address, I know you logged on my BonziWORLD Revived site when you ever visit, do not visit like that. Perhaps, you will going to fun of me. Engage me, I have no other words to say, so shut the fuck up and get out of my life of my repetition. You don't have a implementation to say it, but I don't care what are you saying is really bad. You have no idea what the terrible grammar and deleted my article "ICS" on BonziWORLD fandom. I will re-add the page into a BonziWORLD FE wiki, that you will be deserved, you'd all mean is you can't DDOS me, I won't give up to remove the page and don't you dare to give a "ransomware" on my laptop. Otherwise I will buy the new laptop is such a gaming neon rainbow keyboard or I reinstall Windows on my laptop, besides, I will turn off WiFi and you can't sneak around on it. Because for the COVID-19, you may get arrested for an small amount for dollars. Onute doesn't get hated and deserved to shut down BonziWORLD. You know what, that's all of the revenge. I have a revenge with you, I wish you will be evicited back, because you uploaded the video out of me called "MSAgent Shorts". I usually hate Microsoft Agent, because it's too buggy and like a crap talking adult male Sindey. I can't take it anymore, you must are psychologic and you will ever think at me, huh? What are you going to do this for me? An vacation or something? So stay here and get your butt for your punishment. Stay up, and don't wanna to be friends, when you level up to criticize everyone, and just get higher and higher, so get a some racist words, bitch! And you will rather to say the N-word to me? You are not black, you are white. Well, that we're actually psychopathics within Nathan Thompson. You know that BagelChip hates you, of course because you hate BonziWORLD. Final chance and no more. But you wanna to be friends, first you need to salute and apologize BonziWORLD then so I can be friends with other users. If you don't salute and apologize BonziWORLD, then you don't wanna be friends, I don't think about to expose your Internet service provider and your location, I know that you are located in Ohio. I found your location on your Steam, sadly I don't have Steam account aside. That means your people is trying to kill you. Are the thing is a job for fighting people? You may gotten this, get arrested. What location that you hate BonziWORLD, did you send into other states on USA? Pulling states is illegal, so irrelevant. You want to be worstest person on BonziWORLD. Kiss your mom was a gay when FBI is coming to raid your house, you're perole, right? Alright, well your siblings are fuckin gay, they don't want you to hate BonziWORLD, so get the pathetic life loser. Buy some drugs, then get sick for drugs, and go to hospital you dumb. Go to heaven while you have ever died. Or I will fight like a karate then I will kick your organs, stomach and brains off. If your computer and your IP address is Armstrong Cable, then we can give them access to your computer, to steal your files on my main laptop. And guess, your files were going to be permanent moved for my one is such the best. BESIDES, YOU ARE UNEARTHED, AND YOUR APOLOGY WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED. YOU BROKE BONZIWORLD COMMUNITY, NOW APOLOGIZE! Or we will continue the fun of you, making GoFags to fun of you. And also, Loskythecopydog77 exposed your face in several years ago. That's you forget this. You are disqualified. You need to inadequate and complaint my decisions so I wish to accept your hatred community. Have a nice day!

"SGTPEPPERARC360 RUINED MY LIFE" video description

i'm sorry but i'm talking to david since he ruined all the whole life, since i was met up in may 2021. BUT NOW, HE RUINS MY LIFE!!! ACTUALLY HE TERMINATED MY MAIN, COPYRIGHT STRIKED MY YTP VIDEO, HE REPORTED MY SATIRICAL ACCOUNTS IS JUST INEVITABLE, YOU FUCKING PSYCHO, NOW CRY LIKE A LITTLE BABY YOU FUCKING WAH WAH WAH IN YOUR PAPER TOWEL YOU DAMN SHIT, THIS IS JABBA, SIGNING OFF. DON'T EVEN YOU DARE TO FUCK MY LIFE OR I WILL FUCK YOURSELF TOO!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! THIS IS THE WAY TOO FAR YOU FUCKING ADULT WHO HAS NO JOB IN SOCIAL MEDIA, COME BACK AND I WILL KICK RIGHT IN YOUR ASS!!! THIS IS NO OBSCENE! AND YEP HE JUST WANTED TO FUCK MY FAMILY AND FUCK ALL THE THINGS THAT HAPPENED ON ENTIRE 2022, BUT NO, YOU STARTED DISRESPECTING 2023 AND YOU THINK IS THIS A RIGHT BAD YEAR? HUH?! GET A FUCKING GRIP!! GROW UP AND GO OUTSIDE TO TOUCH SOME GRASS TO BE NORMAL PERSON EVER YOU FUCKING DISGRACE!!! YOU FUCKING BLACK AFRICAN SUCKING SAUDI ARABIA PEOPLE FOR NO REASON AT ALL AND YOU'RE JUST OBSESSING WITH ME IS TO GAWK AT ME AND LOOK AT ME THAT I AM SO PISSED FOR YOU HAVE BEING DISRESPECTFUL, I WILL PUT YOU INTO ICEBERG FOR WHAT YOU DID, WE WILL TELL MY MINIONS ON DISCORD TO LEAK YOU AND YOU CAN CRY FOR LIFE!!! I AM SO EXTREMELY PISSED AT YOU!!! sorry for caps but david egan is the worst person and needs a social life without the internet. David egan would have no daily basis with internet, but just go to the beach and cry like a river. That's it. Go ground in your presence, your arguments and excuses are no wonder want to care about like my friends will not even care about what are you fucking saying. If you say something else, I will not care, just that's it, I will not care. You still an kiddie but you are adult of 20, i will call you an kiddie and that's it. You have to prove in your own rights but not sit on the youtube and have your mental health broken, it's also yourself with no occupation and whatsoever

Inspired Jabbastas

YOU DO!

YOU DO! do it yourself for until you David Egan - what a bad! bad means ip of constellations bonziworld. It take JS and paster of generation! so why do you mean that i am the Jabba Saulut! YOU CONTENTER LOVER OF A CALLED DAVID EGAN!!! WHY IT KEEP DOING IT FOR IT? so you are the nigger that protegent ass! kiss me jabba call me onute the IUS! Why is ICS ban me, is she pitch black muslim! UNBAND ME FROM A BONZIWORD? NOW!!!!! WHAT A FUCKER! I CAN DDOS WITH STRESSTHEM LOIC NET SO YOU CAN DDOSER OF DOXER OF IP ISP ROUTER! YOU ARE HAVE A GROUNDED FOR UNTIL 365687325663587265287567568765289238561592365 SUPERFUCKODICKING DUOTRIOQUATTEROBILLIMILLION ERAPLEXERFUCKERILITIES UNTIL YOU DO A WORKER SLAVE IS!! ENTER T.I. ROOM OR I APPLE PEAR AT YOU YOU BREAD ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!