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| [[File:Hqdefault.jpg|thumb|He does the same thing as bonzi]]
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| Just a green retarded bird and friends with [[BonziBUDDY]] for no reason. he's a Fucking Birdfuck that wonders around your desktop
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| ==what can he do?==
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| * '''Talk (like if i cared)'''
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| * '''E-mail (send fuckin noodz)'''
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| * '''Browse (like if a chinese faggot created a fucking poor browser)'''
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| * '''Search (AND it was worse than google chrome!)'''
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| * '''Sing (terrible/fucking terrifying songs at that time)'''
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| * '''Laugh (scarier than the fucking entities who live under the sink #truth)'''
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| * '''Tell Facts (terribly crafted ones from a cringe chinese fact website)'''
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| ==who is this fucktard?==
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| Originally made by Microcock$, Peedy was an MS Agent (little shits people jack off to these days) that would <s>help</s> make you more distressed in the early 2000's with Microsloth Turd. Joe and Jay Bonzi saw this and stole the sprites for Peepee and slapped them on '''''Bonzi<font color="#40e000">BUDDY</font>''''' ™ ""2.0"", a new software at the time made by '''''Bonzi Software Co.'''''.™ <s>(don't worry, they're worse then Nintendo)</s> in 1999 as freeware. But eventually they realized they couldn't use Peedy's sprites for the rest of eternity (what a shame!).
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| =='''Bonzi<font color="#800080">BUDDY</font>'''==
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| is a CGI purple gorillafuck who would roam around your desktop and be your ""best"" (<- misinformation) buddy to '''Surf the internet!'''™. He could (as listed on the [https://bonzi.link/ trashcan that is their website])
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Revision as of 00:59, 15 February 2024
