Peedy

He does the same thing as purple crappy gorilla would do.

Peedy (also known ass Peedy the Parrot) is a green retarded bird and friends with BonziBUDDY for no reason. He was the first Microsoft Agent character that got appeared from nowhere in 1998 (NOT really). Once you open any old application that has Peedy character in it, he will fly and wanders around your desktop if you try to click on something, and it's like you have to get rid of him by doing something (Peedy is always morbidly obese like Jabba and addicted to magazines, spyglass, calculator and crackers).

What assistant can do?

• Talk (nobody asked about his voice which is same as Bonzi's voice)
• E-mail (he will automatically write and send faggots for you)
• Browse (sort of NetScape Navigator bullshit interface)
• Search (searching something will return to black hole)
• Sing (BTW why he can't sing like normally but just happy birthdays?)
• Laugh (this bird has snaps!)
• Tell Facts (they have pulled from someone on the site who doesn't really care about)

Who is this fucktard and why he got appeared?

This assistant was originally made by Microsoft, Peedy was an Microsoft Agent (little shits people jack off to these days) that would help make you more distressed in the early 2000's with Microsoft Corporation. Joe Bonzi and Jay Bonzi saw this and stole the sprites by making the legit model out of their idea and stamped them on BonziBUDDY ™ ""2.0"", a new software at the time made by Bonzi Software Co..™ (Bonzi twins are so terrible!) in 1999 as freeware. But eventually they realized they couldn't use Peedy sprites for the rest of eternity (what a shame!).

If you want to know why he got appeared from nowhere? There's a simple question: God probably created it, but people realize that was not him anyway.