Diogo

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Diogo Mendes
Full name	Diogo Miguel Barros Mendes
Born	December 11th, 2005
Dead	"Soon™" —
Residence	Castelo Branco, Portugal
Parents	Rui Pires Mendes (dad), Celina Maria Mendes (mom)
Obsessions	Logo Editing, BonziWORLD, Battle for Dream Island (formerly), a shit-ton of franchises, and grooming kids.
Aliases	DIOGO2010, Diogo2020, Diogo The Object/Cube Thingy, MDPVE, DiogoFan2020, DiogoThePortugueseEditor193, TehDiogoSpartan193, DiogoTheKirbyRightBackAtYaFan2K5, pedophile 4/5, Rare Wubbox Official, Milly and other names
Status	Alive, Semi-active.

Diogo Miguel Barros Mendes (commonly known as Diogo Mendes or Doggis) is an autistic 18-year-old Portugese homosexual and pedophile (and occasional tranny) who is the main culprit of filling BonziWORLD with retards, faggots and autists, as well as having shat out an impressive amount of logoslop. However, he is better known for his quite interesting adventures in E-molestations of random BonziWORLD kids, 20-something-year-old spicettes, or pretty much anyone; male or female, real or fictional, young or old (but preferably young). After having a tiny chimpout in a Google Hangouts chat, he started spiraling down as his fame crumbled into nothing and he went from a beloved figure to a boogeyman hated by everyone. Nowadays he wanders aimlessly between BonziWORLD and Discord, mostly in the latter where he is being """trolled""" every day by some of the least self-aware, unfunny, and terminally retarded faglords on the internet who are not Diogo. He nowadays LARPs as his haters just to leak his e-mail and password due to massive autism giving him a fetish for being hacked.

Nonetheless, he is still somewhat relevant in the BonziWORLD community, even if his activity on the site dwindled at best and ceased completely at worst.

Overview of the cow

Shat out of the box on December 11th, 2005, Diogo is one of BonziWORLD's biggest lolcows. He was very infamous both on BonziWORLD and outside of it due to his nuclear assburgers and constantly e-fucking everything.

Diogo is known to be a massive gooner and gigafaggot. Due to autism, lack of a love life, or some other physical/mental defect, Diogo can't leave his microdick untouched for longer than 4 minutes. Because of that, Diogo has like a trillion fetishes, half of which are belly-related (the likes of stomach growling, belly inflation, and vore) and the other half tranny-related (like the billion "half-trans genderfluid" wordsalads for "man with boobs" invented by some obese dyke landwhale horde off of tumblr/xitter), which explains why every shitstained DeviantSHART account of his had at least one MS-Paint sketch of someone obviously male with circle-tool "boobs".

Behavior-wise, Diogo is a very immature sperg whose mental age hasn't progressed past 7. This can be seen be in the way he takes in criticism, especially in his earlier years. Insulting him, impersonating him, or calling him "doggis" would result in a chimpout of biblical proportions that included spamming, swearing, ALL CAPS, BonziWORLD rants, free dislike videos, angry messages, blocking, unblocking to leave 60 billion hate comments, blocking again, everything and anything. Over the years, Diogo transformed from a raging fucktard to a mostly paranoid fucktard; instead of raging endlessly, he would shit bricks endlessly.

Diogo is also severely schizophrenic and gullible. Aside from his genderbent alter-egos he'd larp with and believing that every woman is attracted to him, Diogo has a thing for being threatened with magically getting hunted down and killed... somehow. Diogo will do almost anything if he's under the delusion that someone is going to "come to Portugal and kill him" on a specific date in the future if he doesn't do whatever that someone had requested, accusing people of being murderers. Even if you don't make any threats, Diogo will automatically accuse you of conspiring to kill him with a bullshit made up future date attached. If you're trolling Diogo anonymously, he will also accuse you of being other people, especially ones like Citizen, Jankie, or some halag.

History and Events

Beginnings

Just in case you thought we were exaggerating.:

Diogo was shat out on December 11th, 2005, and most likely fell headfirst on the floor. He was diagnosed with Autizum (to no one's surprise) and later caged inside a special needs school known as "Associação ERID". Diogo joined YouTube on January 27th, 2013, known simply as "Diogo Mendes", then evolved into various combinations of increasingly retarded logofag names, such as "Diogo the Object Thingy/Diogo Mendes HD/DTVE". He eventually became popular by endlessly shitting out logoslop for years and years, giving him almost 400K subscribers prior to the termination, and essentially making him the Lord of Logo Editing, especially because Diogo did every single request he could see in the comments. Diogo posted 20 videos every goddamn hour, spamming his channel with this kind of shitslop to maximize views/clicks and to stimulate his autism.

Transcript: High pitched autistic noises

A reupload of a Diogo logo edit. Pretty shit, right? Now take this and copy paste it over 9000 times and you get the general idea of his first channel.

BonziWORLD Infestation

Somewhere around November of 2016, Diogo found BonziWORLD at the age of 10. Diogo did the natural thing of inviting all his buddies to the site and making videos about it as well as having constant slapfights. Diogo would eventually become the king of BonziWORLD; the public room would become a desert, should Diogo waddle into some private room. Everyone who insulted Diogo got grounded grounded grounded for 57257256755 niggafucks yap yap yadda-yadda-yadda, you get it by now.

Although his channel was still mostly logoshit, Diogo's videos did get more diverse: like BonziWORLD "gameplays" and his infamous rants, where he would send a recycled GoNigger rant within a private room. You didn't have to be a big Logo-celebrity to earn a rant on yourself; in fact, the most common causes of Diogo making a rant on someone was if they either called him a bad user, impersonated him, or simply defended the rantee in the comments.

He would also notably squabble with some people, including Ziggy (back then going on BonziWORLD as chris), who coined that ebil "doggis" word that would taunt him ever since.

Fast forward: On the 22nd of March, 2024, Diogo admitted that he hadn't "discovered" BonziWORLD, but was invited into the site by none other than Sir Cremeens of all people, making him BonziWORLD's sole killer.

An example of a Diogo rant, notice that it's literally just a GoFag rant copypaste.

Niggatopia and Post-Termination

Niggatopia's profile picture

On 6th of May, 2019, his entire logoslop channel got hacked by Niggatopia/Blacktopia via a remote access trojan (RAT), and then terminated. Some speculate that this exact hack was the beginning of the end for Diogo, but who knows? Niggatopia's true identity has been long speculated, but eventually it was revealed that the man behind Niggatopia was Wrog Jobama/Garfieldoffields. There have also been a few recent sightings of "Blacktopia" made; but those could be larps however. Before, during, and after this hack, Diogo and his gangbang seethed hard about the Diogo's super amazing incredible spam channel being hacked, as seen in these videos:

Transcript: I like niggatopia! Do you know who likes him? Everyone! I like my profile picture and thumbnail.

An edit of Diogo's Niggatopia rant (unedited version lost to time).

Another satisfied customer of Niggatopia rapeware

Some stupid larping child

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During the remainder of 2019, Diogo did some other spergy things. Diogo also says that during that time he got doxxed for the first time by some TMAFE rat called MAV (also known as BlueTone or TheNixMin), however he adds that it might've been Sossie larping (Another TMAFE member). Diogo also posted his penis for the first time on Discord, on a channel supposedly called #bladder (wut).

Also in 2019, somebody called "Gamer OutCast" had made the first #EXPOSEDDDD video out of Diogo, however it's unknown what the video was exposing specifically, as Diogo did not take it well and had the video toxxed to niggerhell, and is likely lost media now.

Either way, Lardoggis then made another channel called DiogoFan2019 which was also deleted (hacked or otherwise). Finally, he made his third and most infamous channel, DiogoFan2020 Returns. He also started spergin' on BonziWORLD more, and got himself doxxed again on March 30th, 2020.

DiogoFan2020 and Rages

Diogo's shitty Powerpuff OC at the time

DiogoFan2020 Returns // Diogo Powerpuff BLTP, simply known as DiogoFan2020, was the third YouTube channel in the main line of channels made by Diogo. Also around this era, Diogo's got new hyperfixations, mainly Powerpuff Girls and Kirby: Right Back at Ya! Diogo's videos got yet again even more diverse, a short list is provided:

• Logoslop, still takes up half of his channel.
• Selfies/Vlogs. Mostly angry messages, announcements and dumb questions to his audience like "what do you think of banana pancakes".
• BonziWORLD rants (occasionally).
• Rages. We'll get to those right now.

One day, Diogo made his first rage video malding about dislikes on his videos (deserved ones at that). These videos, of course, only got more people to dislike his videos; pissing him off even more. Then the videos became proper rages of sheer seethe, where he'd autistically roar, beat his bed, and jump all over the place. The cycle continued until on May 5th, 2020, TMAFE began meming the shit out of his rage videos; at which point Diogo made his channel's final, and most popular rage video, "STOP CALLING ME DOGGIS!!!!!!!!!! ". Diogo started to cry about the "Diogo Hatebase" that he helped to grow due to his retardation, faked suicidal statements, and guilt-tripped the gullible TMAFE into deleting all their edits and memes. Diogo deleted his channel on May 9th. Some videos have been archived from that era, which are available on the two Diogo Mendes archive channels on YouTube.

Transcript: CMON! Stop disliking my- (autistic stutter) videos right fucking now! Stop disliking all of my videos now! (Random slam(?) noise) You must stop disliking all of my videos or else I'll slap- (video gets cut off)

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Downfall of 2020: Part I

Despite all this SOOICIDE baiting and guilt-tripping and how he will "NEVER™ BE BACK", he, once again, came back as DiogoThePortugueseEditor193 and DiogoTheKirbyRightBackAtYaFan2020. Somewhere in late May, a Google Hangouts group was made to troll "enemies", which just so happened to include Lord Doggisé. It started out innocent enough: Diogo would be spammed "doggis" or called names, and he would in return chimpout into the microphone until his parents caught him. His DeviantART was also exposed which had a lot of shitty recolor artwork of real people with exposed bellybuttons (OMGSOHAWTTTT). Diogo deleted that account but got it screenshotted to death anyway. Then the "doxxing" started. Diogo would post pictures of other people's hometowns and faildox them and would laughed at if he got it wrong. But this is still nothing, for the straw that broke the camel's back was this series of messages:

Since then, Diogo would e-jizz on every female troll/confronter (mainly Dafni Cortes and Allison Katiny) in pure shitrage, and even some male ones too (Olaf Kowalski). However, he would later find himself in a dookie-pool after not only having these conversations leaked and spread everywhere, but also having his dad find out about the whole situation, who then lobotomized Diogo's laptop with parental controls, thus slightly killing off Diogo's activity in groupchats as Rui would spamleave every time Diogo's account was added. Nonetheless, Niggo would continue to interract with his haters and trolls and whatnot.

On another note, Diogo also fell for a nothingburger gay-op called "Operation Pridefall", and in fears of getting raped by le ebil haxxiez he decided to stop making videos on his channel until July 1st... except he didn't and he instead just squeezed in a little fucknugget into his video titles saying something along the lines of "(XTH FINAL VIDEO UNTIL JULY 1ST)", which gave him the excuse to keep spamming slop thoughout the entirety of June, showing how desperate for views he is.

Either way Diogo was being ridiculed pretty much everywhere, but that didn't matter to him as he kept on doing the e-rape in hopes he can get laid one day (fat chance; obese even, like him).

Doglard's Dox-Sexting Adventures

Calling him "doggis" does not stop his e-rape Fail"dox" Correction: He lives in 229 Township Rd 350, Sullivan, Ohio

Downfall of 2020: Part II

Slowly, the shitfest that Diogtard had created for himself moved into Pisscord, where the rampant chimpouts continued. Some interesting events have already happened on there during the Hangouts period, mainly what's arguably the first "Doggis jailhouse" in May of 2020, which initially was a "Dad Ears Collab" server (based on the video you may know well infamous video you may know well) that got hacked. Either way, Diogo would continue to spam "NIGGER" and "OH OH OH OH OH DIFNEE SO HAAAAAWT ESE", shit like that. He was first added to a group chat which was used to further milk Diogo due to his spergery. Obviously a lot of incidents happened on there since Diogo was still Diogo and as such he'd e-molest just as effectively as on Hangouts. Diogo was also getting more pedophilic: ranging from saying how he feels funny around children to "I WANNA FUCK A 4-YEAR-OLD!!!!!!1". Most of the time he'd sperg around on a voice chat and doing a plethora or malding and would sometimes do dares.

On July 1st, a Diogo-centered server was made; for most of its existence known as the "Doggis Jailhouse". Diogo was actually allowed into the server, which turned out to be a mistake. Hot-D cosntantly seethed like never before; he was called doggis from every direction (perhaps in hopes he'd ragequit the internet), while he would instead keep e-raping, stalking, sending messages about wishing to see someone's tiddies or ass, etc. Diogo would also regularly spam weird Tranime shit and Gacha heat or play it with a music bot.

Transcript: Show me your boobs on camera.

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Doglard's Dox-Sexting Adventures: Discock Edition

Diogo's experitise at doxxing knows no bounds. Diogo's an objectfag so it checks out. He's on no ground to call anyone a fatass. Diogo: Keemstar's distant retarded cousin

The Portuguese Flash(er)

Reaction to the Diock

During one of those VC sessions, Diogo snapped in some way, and actually managed to... drumroll... 🎉🎉🎉 show his dick on video! 🎉🎉🎉

It is safe to say everyone to witness it was either traumatized, in outrage, or simply had their eyeballs boiled from the monstrocity they were presented with (and from how microscopic and warped it was). Obviously it would be too hard for Pedoggis to stop just then, so he did it again, and again, and again. At one point he had recorded himself "masturbating", i.e flailing his microdick with his fingers, which in conclusion means that Diogo doesn't even know how masturbation works. He later even raided the Diogo Jailhouse with a dick pic of his. Since then, posting his warped noodle had become so common of a practice that numerous people were alerted about it and were warned about taking any conversation with Diogo into DMs. Diogo got his media perms taken away in the server right after. He does some other shit later on, like forcing Dafni and others to play the Blue Whale Challenge with no success. Who would do that anyway?

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  Fast forward to Dec 2020: Diogo still doesn't regret showing his microdick.
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  Blue Whale shit (note that the photo was edited and not real):
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The Failed Cuckubine

Some time after the preceding events, perhaps late July/early August, Diogo gets hacked and creates an alt called SteamyAccounting14. Diogo again takes it to DMs and GCs, where he does more spergy shit. One notable thing Diogo had done while on his alt was considering "shooting up" his special needs school because they're so STRICT AND ABUSIVE OMGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The trolls took it upon themselves to contact his dad about this rageshart, and soon enough Diogo actually got grounded for a week for the statement (omggg just like muh heckin goanimet videos).

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Almost getting away with it

In August, Diogo had once again caught a RAT and was spied on by trolls, who discovered that one of the diehard Diogo H8URZZZ, Olaf Kowalski, was in bed with him the entire time. Diogaboo used this opportunity to make up some retarded shit sobstory like how he was forced by Olaf to e-diddle Dafni and whatnot. The Adsters, in search of something fresh to flip their shit over, immediately jumped at Olaf and bullied him out of their Discord (and the platform in general), though he later came back to the site, he specifically ran to seek a new home in Seamus's dump where'd he go under 502875 names. After the chimpout, Diogo was forgiven and "cleared" of all e-charges related to ERP'ing. Diogo then recieved 2 weeks of pure dickride, the kind not experienced by Diogo since DTOT times. This all fell apart however; when discussing something with the adsters, Diogo admitted to have "written" some of them, which once again resulted in a chimpout which got Diogtard banned from their server.

So yeah, it didn't work, but could you imagine if it did? What kind of a cruel universe would it be if Diogo DID get away with the grooming and still got dicksucked to this day?

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  The discovery.
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Downfall of 2020: Part III

This part covers the E-dating and later happenings. Sometime from July to Sepetember, Diogo started getting into a relationship with Geri2020/Whitty/PomPom, who was 12 at the time. Both sharing the new hyperfixation of My Singing Monsters, Diogo and Geri often LARPed as genderbent demigender bisex triplesex niggasex versions of the characters, with Diogo going as "Rare/Sexy Wubbox Official".

As expected for a band of brainfucked homosexual spergnuts, Diogo and Geri did nothing but e-hump each other on Discord and BonziWORLD all day while everyone in the BonziWORLD public room was forced to watch. They both ofthen changed their colors to pink and pretended they were "naked", and then spammed asterisks, tildes, UWUs, and OWOs for the remainder of the ERP (again, while everyone else had to endure through the entire thing). Diogo was not receptive to people telling him how the entire "relationship" was an eye-sanding abomination and how pedophilic he acts in a lot of these ERPs, obviously, so he roared at them for even suggesting to change things up, and then brainfuck Geri even more into this publically visible whoreout he made for himself.

Despite all this, eventually some BonziWORLD Revived fags broke the spell and ungroomed Geri into breaking up with Diogo. Diogo probably seethed or found a new boyfriend. Diogo was also keen to leak his secrets out of nowhere, including his wacky adventures in his spedshed, where he also did retard shit with the girls and little boys, like flashing, and other wonderful Diogo stuff.

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  Just one of Diogo's many doings in ERID

Diogo's most successful LARP

In late 2020, about the same time the creation of Diogo Jailhouses and GC's had accelerated, Diogo would gradually sneak under a LARP called "Samuel Antunes"/"Samuel Powerpuff" to infiltrate a few of these GC's so that he could do some epic PWN of some sorts. It's been speculated that he was the man to have facedoxxed Geri in the same GC ArdaKirac chimped out on. This actually makes sense since this could have been a revenge dox for breaking up with him. Either way Diogo kept larpin' and larpin' and waddled his way into most GC's and even the Adsters' server. Then in February 2021, Diogo went into his Samuel larp YouTube channel and uploaded this:

Transcript: I'm actually ??? this whole time. (Main character syndrome laughing)

Aside from like one freakout (from Dafni), Diogo's attempt at ripping everyone's nutsacks off with his Disney-villain-tier plot twist had mostly failed. Instead, his creepy pedogrin was milked for its resemblance to the distorted Jerma from the "When the imposter is sus! 😳" meme. That's it lol.

Banished to the Halag hax hell forever

After Diogo had grown in popularity for being a retard and a groomer, a lot of faggots and kiddies started to feast on Diogo's infamy, mainly a group of failed trolls, retards, and BonziWORLD rejects which would later found Halagetworld and similar groups. The reason is unknown, but most likely to seem epix and C00L and perhaps redeem themselves to the people that trolled them, who turned out to be the same people who had trolled Diogo before. They started by milking dry a very hilarious Diogo hack that happened in early 2021 for all its worth, and as time went on, it devolved into Diogo being called doggis a billion times and then getting hacked after Halags politely requested his password. By late 2021, Diogo had become completely confined within the Halags many hugboxes and hourly GC's, in a vicious cycle of getting added to a GC and getting hacked, with no flavor to speak of.

From this point on, Diogo's historical record on the BonziWORLD-adjacent side turns into a big hole, since almost nothing ever leaves the confined hugboxes of Halagetworld, and nothing interesting is being done to begin with. To this day, Diogo's accounts never last longer than a week.

Diana/Diogo troons out

Sometime in late April 2024, Diogo became transgender again, now under the name: 'Diana'; claims to go under gender surgery once he came out to his parents. Reasoning for him to become transgender is the following: 'Forcing'. He got forced by QTopia. And yes, we all know how these go. Typical haglet method into doing something, that for the most part, barely makes any sense to begin with. Guess it's whatever floats their boat. The trooning might've also been the result of going under different weird "genders" such as "half-trans" and "male with boobs", you know... retard shit.

In May of 2024, he detrooned due to his parents being "transphobic" (read: normal).

PIU arrests Diogo

STOP DISLIKING MY FREEDOM RIGHT FUCKING NOW

In May of 2024, years or the Lardpile's groomings and sexual harassments have finally concluded to something, as Diogordo had waddled a tad bit too far from his groombox and was unsurprisingly caught in a sting operation by the PIU (his local law enforcement; specializing in predator related crimes), lead by Hugo Fonseca. He got arrested and interrogated by said feds and put under their balls for 4 months with no internetz. They have also told him to improve or else said internet groudingz would be extended to a year. He is still being watched by them from time to time.

Also contrary to Diogo's fucktarded belief, Donutscout is not a police officer, as he's too busy NOT fucking word overusers.

Involved Individuals and Groups

Family gathering after Diogo once again e-rapes a child.

10101101101 H4X1NG C0MPL3T3!

This is why you don't reveal shit about yourself around Diogo:

Diogo is such a massive sped, that his behavior has naturally resulted in people joining his choo-choo train, adding their own sickly colored diarrhea into the mix of the asspie shitbucket, including trolls, failtrolls, kiddies, faggots, maskids/alogs, Bonzitards, parents, logofags, discount chris-chans, and much more. A lot of the people in the Diogosphere are borderline batshit insane and some lucky individuals SOMEHOW manage to be more repulsive than Diogo himself. Here is a comprehensive list of the Lordz of the Diogoverse:

The couple behind the SPAWN

• Celina Mendes - Diogo's momma herself. Not that relevant to the Diogo shartfest; but was seen in one of Diogo's mukbangs. Despite being uninvolved, her name pops up everywhere due to Diogo either taking over her accounts, or shamelessly using her name for faggot alts and LARPs (like that some MSAgent channel Diogo had made in 2015).
• Rui Mendes - Diogo's father. In 2020, he defended Lil Doggis constantly and shielded him from criticism (while letting him twist his ear lol), including sending a hilarious shitty threat on Hangouts via Diogo's account.

Pre-drama faggotry

• Joan M/RedCubeObjectThing51 - One of Lardiogo's ex-boyfriends, back when he was still doing logoslop. Joan M also did logo edits but quit them in 2016. Equally as immature and would chimp out if you impersonated him on BonziWORLD. He became a gachafag in 2019 at around the same time as Diogo. Diogo was fuckbuddies with Joan M up until Doggis got exposed in 2020, after which Joan M cut ties with Doglard, and then disappeared shortly after. Also "Joan" is most likely not his real name, given that it's feminine.
• Richard Ray - Slovakian autist who isn't intersting for anything other than making M-Preg artworks of himself on DeviantART. Back in 2019 they were dickbuddies as Richard had made a video when Niggatopia haxed Diogo, but later they divorced and in 2022/2023 they would have regular shitfights on DeviantART. And then Dick ragequit.
• Seamus/Siobhan⚧️ Cremeens - “ He harassed my good friend Diogo Mendes ” Aspergic unfunny 18-year-old pedomaniac special boy ⚧WOMAN⚧ 💅🏿 who rots inside an attic and who has known Diogo since 2015. Mr. Cream-inz was actually the niglord to have invited Diogo into BonziWORLD, thus killing the site by dooming it. Like with various other things, Seamus cannot and will likely never make up his mind on Diogo, especially due to their striking similarites. Over the years there have been various instances of Kendrick Cremeens defending Diogo, like calling him his "good old friend" right after Diogtard has another groomsesh. Likewise, Diogo would often defend Seamass, like he did a few times in 2023.
• Ziggy - As said before in this article, used to go on BW as "chris" and coined the Doggis nickname, originally "Doggo"; why Nigio found either offensive is anybody's guess. In 2017-2018 he was a logofag (though not a terminally online minutely slop spammer like Diogo), and bitched with Diogo the entire time until temporarily ragequitting BW in September of 2018. In 2020 he returned to trolling Doggis and leaked his DeviantART belly shit. Ziggy wrote this article for most part.

The 2020 fuckstorm veterans

• 1123 - A former YTPMV group, of which notable members included Wrog Jobama/Gardieldoffields, woffy, and MrPaperSonic/mollyhtml. The group (or it's members) have known about Diogo and Joan M since 2019. In early 2020 they had positive relations, and even raided a BWR wiki for hosting Diogo's dox. For a while, 1123 were Diogo's only real "white-knights" so-to-speak, UNTIL even they learned of Diogo's pedosperging and then instantly banished him from the group or cut contacts. Some rando on this wiki claims that Wrog ERP'd with Diogo, but provides zero evidence for it.
• Adsters - A group of people obsessed with PSA's from this random discord called "DJ's Advent Archive", run by DJ 3lectrical. It was there in 2019 when Diogo asked Dafni for le bewbz. The Adsters have greatly contributed to Dioglard-O's downward spiral after exposing him on the 27462 #Xposed videos they made. They also created the Doggismentary, which later got privated forever.
• [bluefrog]/FaceDUDE/"Nigga cuntasaurus rex ginger fuck" - Yet another adster, hyper-obsessed with puppets and those million-year-old Wilkins coffee commercials where Kermit rapes you to death if you don't buy said coffee. He was among the first people to spam dares to Diogo, spamming him with them and Diogo doing all of them due to sperg fear of some hyper scary killer haxer coming to his house in CURRENTYEAR+1. Actually got Diogo grounded and then hacked his Google account, making him somewhat of a decent troll for the time.
• Olaf Kowalski - Some pole and former adster who has apparently been friends with Spediogo since 2018, and even as Diogo was exposed, he would still talk to him secretly until he himself was exposed after Diogo got a RAT and the DMs were revealed. Took refuge in Seamus's sex bunker
• TMAFE - An MSAgent-themed hugbox owned by the self-proclaimed "monarch" Konnor88. Diogo has quite a history with them due to him also being an MSAgent fag. Diogo got himself banned from TMAFE over 7 times, but got unbanned almost every time after making up some fake apology or sobstory, save for the last time when he got banned over the news of e-diddling having reached past the server's titanium gates. They made funny memes out of the multiple videos of Diogo jumping up and down in front of his camera in chimp-like fashion, but then got hyper omega troll remorse and Diogo's fake suicide BAWWWWWfest was enough to get him unbanned once again. Pretty much stopped being relevant after 2021 and now serves specifically as a hugbox for bunkering lolcows like Jevilogen.
• QTopia (AKA Geri/MinusWhitty/Hungaryball/"Hungarytrans") - Hungarian spaz who had a long history of ERPing with Doggis. Back in 2020 he would make MSAgent spedrage videos on getting banned from muh BWRz until Diogo groomed him into becoming his "girlfriend". Later Seamus' Gangz would ungroom Geri from Diogo in order for Seamus to inject his OWN mindrape semen into his brain. Not that much better nowadays, bragging about wanking his pecker and ERPing with Catie.

Scrapfeeders/Post-drama

• ArdaKirac2009 - Autistic roach and another failtroll of Diogo. Ironically, he had posted his own penis on Discord, just like Diogo.
• Catie/Jankie/Layla⚧ - 19-year-old Dutch groomer, A-Log, and open zoophile. He is even worse than Diogo, because at least Diogo, as much of a fucktarded mumbling baboon as he is, didn't admit to fuck a dog like Jankay did. He has also apparently participated in a group chat back in 2022 he tried to date QTopia (a minor) and some other underage countryball kids. He usually spends his time on BonziWORLD either A-logging, sperging about Fune, sperging about JY (witnessed the aforementioned GC), or dickriding in"""famous""" fednigger manchild called "Plentity" who's also a pedophile. Historically, he was just some Sparta remix coon who shat out content as bland and tasteless as Diogo, who later hopped late on the Doggis Hax'n'Sheeeeits bandwagon. Diogo had also claimed that Catie goons/gooned to Gacha porn and made a video of him pissing himself, which given his other actions is not that farfetched.
• "Citizen" - One of Diogo's many BonziWORLD boogeymen. Identity is unknown but he might be related to "BonziCITIZEN". According to Catie, Citizen is his IRL friend whom Catie invited to BW.
• Greg Heffley - One of Diogo's last dicksuckers he still has. Dude himself is a some failed YTPMV'er and objectfag, who's still friends with Diogo despite every reason not to.
• Halagetworld/"samsung fun club" - An infamous Roblox grooming hugbox and A-log factory. Despite (or rather because of) the fact that Halags share a lot in common with Diogo the Hutt (like autism, homosexuality, love for femboys, can't hack, ESL, groom kids, post CP, ugly, etc etc.), they still somehow think they're 304 steps superior and furfil their need to failtroll Diogo for hours on end, then waiting 3 seconds until Diogo drops his account information, declaring it a win for SAMZUNK FUN CLUBZ ON TOP MANE!!!!!!!!!
• ItsAMeTylerLondon/ItsYoBoiTylerLondon (or just Tyler London) - Skinny almost bald nigger who was just another epix frightening Diogo hax3r mane clubz. Starvin' Marvin used to be kang of the Diogo hacking sphere until a tiny screenshot of him babbling "MUTED!!!!!!!!!!!!1" on BonziWORLD got him XPOSED (back when BW hate was popular), resulting in the poor groid hugbox-ing into daily "Doggis Jailhouse" GC's, forming a beta pre-release version of Halagetworld. After this exposal he also made a damage control video dissing on BonziWORLD as a last ditch effort to save his own image as an epic BW h8r. He has also cried on numerous occasions after being told he'll get hacked himself (manly as fuck). His YouTube channel is just his Discord fuckery (haxing Diogo 101010101), shitty boring webcam vlogs talking about events or announcements and other bullshit, and then it died.
• Kevonz/Luxxy/Lux - Some fatass yugo (possibly Croatian) with a big forehead. Given that he was breifly in the BonziWARDZ h8urz club back in 2021, it's safe to assume that he used to a-log Diogo as well. His favorite pastimes include grooming kids on Roblox, exchanging femboy porn with Halags, pussybunkering, making autistic rage videos about his face being posted (which we recommend), and grooming kids again.

Others

• Dahmari Cloyd - Some sperg from the land of JewTube comment section. Dahmari would basically defend Doglard in the comments, saying how "HE'S NOT A DOGGIS".
• Mason Armstrong AKA "Mason" - Not alot is known about Mason except a few namedrops from Diogo and Catie. Apparently he's a hacker (or a larp "hacker") and a sexual harasser. Also CatieTheZoo flips his shit when someone on BW uses what he consideres to be "Mason terms".
• "pedophile X" group - From 2020 onwards, there was a group of faggots and spergs that Diogo belonged to, all going by "pedophile", with identificational numbering at the end. Diogo was either pedophile 4 or 5. The identities of the other "pedophiles" is unknown, but they used to frequent classic.bonzi.world's default room.

Trivia

Did you know that...

• ...Diogo looks like a cross-breed between Chudjak and Nikocado Avocado?
• ...back in 2020, Diogo tried to create a Pornhub account, as was revealed in one of his hacked e-mail accounts? (when he was 14 mind you).
• ...Diogo actually believes he's a weird man-woman hybrid?
• ...Diogo tried to blame Richard Ray for his immaturity and inability to appropriately process criticism?
• ...Diogo's nudes got leaked on Geriworld?
• ...Diogo hates The Donald?.
• ...Diogo intentionally posted nudes to a 9 year old?
• ...Diogo used to have an entire MediaFire archive full of nothing but homemade shitty MS-Paint porn of his buddies, enemies, and Seamus?
• ...Diogo doxxed his friend for a LARP?
• ...Diogo LARPed with himself?

See Also

• Bro It's Carlos - Similar grooming sped.

External links

• Encyclopedia Dramatica article

Archives

• @diogomendesarchive1116 - First video archive, made after Dogger deleted his DiogoFan2020 account.
• @diogomendesarchivesequel5143 - Second, bigger video archive when the first one died out. Now also dead.

Social Media and other accounts

Diogo's online accounts usually last a week or two before getting hacked; usually by halagetworld, but sometimes by Warsnore.

• voltsposed - (DELETED DUE TO A STING OPERATION BY PORTUGUESE POLICE)
• goneiswato (Abandoned)
• diogotrans (Abandoned)
• smlinvestigator2005 - Most likely abandoned.
• diogoisinhostage - Active (for now at least).
• diogoisbacktemp2005 - Hacked and turned into a fake kern3l account.
• diogoisgoneforever - Abandoned.
• DiogoTheGorilla2024 (BALEETED)
• DiogoMendes2005 (HACKED)
• Joker RTP1 2018 - An unhacked Diogo channel from 2018 rediscovered on June 15th, 2024 (INACTIVE)
• My Everything Fan Channel - A popular Diogo channel from 2017, still up and occasionally posts.
• DiogoTheBoobDude2005 (INACTIVE)
• DianaTheChargemanKenFan2005 (HACKED)
• DianaStopAllAnonyNoStans (DELETED)
• DianaMendes2005 (BANNED)
• Celina Mendes - Some Portuguese channel
• celinamariamendes (HACKED AND DELETED) - His mother's Instagram account.
• diogomendes9999 (DELETED)
• diogomendes1969 (ABANDONED)
• diogomendes1975 (ABANDONED)
• diogomendes1943 (LIKELY ABANDONED)
• diogomiguelbarrosmendes4723 (ABANDONED)
• DiogoIsBackAgain2005 (HACKED AND BALEETED)
• DiogoStrikesBack (BALEETED)
• MillyArtz120 (INACTIVE)
• JudyArtz2ndReturn (INACTIVE)
• ThatHornyLewdBoyLiam (HACKED) archive
• TestAccount2005 (HACKED AND BALEETED)
• IntersexDiogo (BALEETED)
• portugueseintersex20 (HACKED)
• rockoandcarebearsfan (BALEETED)
• diogokerchak2005 (ABANDONED)
• diogohaileytummysimp
• @diogomendesofficial35 (BALEETED)
• @doggismeddisofficial35 (BALEETED)
• @diogomendes35 (BALEETED)
• @diogofan2020 (BALEETED)
• CelinaMend20614
• Diogo Mendes - Facebook
• [email protected] - some old e-mail
• [email protected] - Discord e-mail
• [email protected] - Discord or Google e-mail
• [email protected] - e-mail from 2017, belongs to diogo