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Seamus Cremeens is | '''Seamus "Kendrick" Cremeens''' ''(AKA ItzCrazyScout, Seamusmario, Daisreich, DiesOfRays, FAGOTS)'' from Sullivan, Ohio is the BonziWORLD community's latest and possibly its greatest lolcow (AKA a BonziCOW). He is a 17-year-old autistic bipolar faggot and near-manchild with a god complex and a deceased transgender brother. He is currently working on his shitty BonziWORLD clone called BonziWORLD Revived. He has a cult/inner circlejerk that will RAPE you if you DARE to criticize Papa Cremeens. It is full of horrid 12-year-old logo kids and TMAFE rejects (Seamus also grooms them every day in his group chats). Many believe Seamus Cremeens is a sick individual who should have never been born, but sadly God left us to deal with this dirty satanist motherfucker. Criticizing him is not recommended as he can get his circlejerk to attack you, and this involves people like donutscout flooding your DMS with child porn. | ||
== | == History == | ||
On October 29th, 2005, Mr. Cremeens was shat out of Leslie Cremeens' box and started his journey of failures. | |||
In 2015, he started out as a typical retard Objectfag youtuber with a throbbing boner for logo effects. Not much else is known and no one cares. | |||
In 2018, Seamus broke up with his former lover Losky and then proceeded to call him a groomer with no evidence to back it, and has made numerous false sob-stories about being molested by him. | |||
In 2019, Seamus made some irrelevant video on BonziWORLD shutting down and notified like 4 people of the new re-run ''bonzi.dega.io'' (precursor to ''bonzi.world''). Seamus admits that his god complex starts here. | |||
In October 2019, Seamus destroys bonzi.dega.io with shitty viruses to make gnomes migrate to his awful website. | |||
== BonziWORLD Revived == | |||
BonziWORLD Revived (BWR for short) is Seamus Cremeens' magnus opum. It is a port-forwarded bloated clusterfuck which grabs ips (similar to OnuteWORLD but worse) and terrible vomit-inducing features no one asked for. Seamus loves to spam advertise this horribly made abomination on [https://bonzi.lol Bonzi.lol]. BWR is usually devoid of any life: a complete desert similar to erik's server without those 3 bots that say nothing and sit on the server constantly. BWR runs at 2 frames per minute (and that is if you have a quantum computer) and is filled to the brim with absolutely horrid custom colors and chars with irrelevant MSAgents and fucking BFDI characters. If you stay there longer than a minute without dying of AIDS you will see the server crash! | |||
When it comes to the server's code, it's just as horrible as you'd expect. Seamus is incapable of patching ANYTHING properly without making his website unusable. | |||
Revision as of 15:15, 1 March 2023
Seamus "Kendrick" Cremeens (AKA ItzCrazyScout, Seamusmario, Daisreich, DiesOfRays, FAGOTS) from Sullivan, Ohio is the BonziWORLD community's latest and possibly its greatest lolcow (AKA a BonziCOW). He is a 17-year-old autistic bipolar faggot and near-manchild with a god complex and a deceased transgender brother. He is currently working on his shitty BonziWORLD clone called BonziWORLD Revived. He has a cult/inner circlejerk that will RAPE you if you DARE to criticize Papa Cremeens. It is full of horrid 12-year-old logo kids and TMAFE rejects (Seamus also grooms them every day in his group chats). Many believe Seamus Cremeens is a sick individual who should have never been born, but sadly God left us to deal with this dirty satanist motherfucker. Criticizing him is not recommended as he can get his circlejerk to attack you, and this involves people like donutscout flooding your DMS with child porn.
History
On October 29th, 2005, Mr. Cremeens was shat out of Leslie Cremeens' box and started his journey of failures.
In 2015, he started out as a typical retard Objectfag youtuber with a throbbing boner for logo effects. Not much else is known and no one cares.
In 2018, Seamus broke up with his former lover Losky and then proceeded to call him a groomer with no evidence to back it, and has made numerous false sob-stories about being molested by him.
In 2019, Seamus made some irrelevant video on BonziWORLD shutting down and notified like 4 people of the new re-run bonzi.dega.io (precursor to bonzi.world). Seamus admits that his god complex starts here.
In October 2019, Seamus destroys bonzi.dega.io with shitty viruses to make gnomes migrate to his awful website.
BonziWORLD Revived
BonziWORLD Revived (BWR for short) is Seamus Cremeens' magnus opum. It is a port-forwarded bloated clusterfuck which grabs ips (similar to OnuteWORLD but worse) and terrible vomit-inducing features no one asked for. Seamus loves to spam advertise this horribly made abomination on Bonzi.lol. BWR is usually devoid of any life: a complete desert similar to erik's server without those 3 bots that say nothing and sit on the server constantly. BWR runs at 2 frames per minute (and that is if you have a quantum computer) and is filled to the brim with absolutely horrid custom colors and chars with irrelevant MSAgents and fucking BFDI characters. If you stay there longer than a minute without dying of AIDS you will see the server crash!
When it comes to the server's code, it's just as horrible as you'd expect. Seamus is incapable of patching ANYTHING properly without making his website unusable.