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If you do not have a proper understanding of the English language, but can create incoherent lore relevant to Jabba, this article is perfect for you.
Book of Vilnius
This is book is about a creation of correspondent Liam, David Egan when he is good user and detail of no hippo and are Jabba Saulute creation of Lithuania.
Chapter 1 (Creation)
In the of is begging, a great detail is not in HyperWORLD, spirit of Jabba Rants Everything obtained over the sea, then Onute certified "Let into be split of Sea, top layer is given deadname Sky and the bottom layer is give deadname Jevilogen AKA grimagikoopa the bad user of Seamus" and so it was a channel for to not break any rules, but it into good. And IUS responded "Jevilogen is rename himself to into ground and I coded an landmass called a Europe with JavaScript" and so it was good user like AUTTP videoeditbot. And to that mass of lands and soils the Lithuania is created. Then jabba show fighting skills and punch hole in space time, making are is sun (moon is fake bad user kiko). Next day is Jabba/IUS creation FuckWORLD. Final creations is David John Egan and LewdLiam the correspondent of David John Egan AI Voice. He inject they JavaScript code in Garden of Vilnius and so there are is David Egan, but he eat forbidden fruit and become Bad user Demon Hippo. David John Egan is bad grown up user who starts an new era every 0.00005 fuckescukikoseconds.
The floodbot was evicted by ERIK/HOST/BATHBOMBMAN and David John Egan escape due to SgtDanielArc repair of fuckworld from Erik unauthorisation javascript bot into socket io. The decision produced to repair FuckWORLD ended in obstruction as Liam correspondent used a spy alt with 60000WPM to become immense and steal jabba users of onuteworld FE edition. "How many WPM you is have David John Egan the stupid grown up from America" Jabbah repaired, but David John Egan immense and hippo to respond the himself. Jabbah then create his wife and mother, but due to loud rant the youtube channel Jabba Rants Everything requested an shut down because of loud rant. The curse became landed to David Egan. Jabba create BonziWORLD to repair the WPM return to 6000000 and place pyramid to the BonziWORLD (Immensely FuckWORLD until renamed to BonziWORLD) and bad users are BANNED using ban hammer peedypope.
David Egan become into AI Chat-bot and he go a boat to like a Fish Painter from Roblox. He crash into America where he and Liam become retarded grownup on USA where they start make the first country and English language, which are unholy to are Jabbah due to bad grammars errors in the English language users where Jabbah is perfect grammar in it to but are mocked for IUS by bad hippos and bad users for no reasons. Jabbah told David Egan "You will eat your shoes" but David John Egan like a demon bad user said "No u and I am to are start a new Era of demon america rochester college graphic design". David Egan then are to begin a new era by learnings the graphic design and starting 50 new era like a fucking correspondent of demons, hippos, dragons and hooligans. He is a hooligan and to the trust him don't or you will be a bad user.
Chapter 2 (Lithuania)
Jabba said to all good users AKA angel users from FuckWORLD to become Admins of new country called Lithuania to ban bad users like David Egan from it so they is banned. Because USA is retarded full of retarded grown ups like David Egan and hooligans Lithuania become country with Admin (before Lithuania is to landmass like paradise with no rules like anarchy server on the Discord David Khoa). Phone collector is come to Lithuania because it is most good countries and they want to go good country like Lithuania, and America full of Jew and Bad User. Jew is worshipper of David Egan (DEADNAME: Yahweh) who is secretly demon and LIAM correspondent of Demon Egan Satan Hooligan Dragon Escu Kiko 666. They don't eat pork, because they love piggy. SgtDanielArc make to precise decision: "You love piggy so much Jew? I am make Ukraine for the piggy users" so Jabba make Ukraine to put all Piggy there so Jew cannot worship piggy in America.
JRE (Jabba Rants Everything) is to make a website domain for his website which he wants to host due to wanting website. Jew is very angry and buy .com domain so Lithuania users cannot fucking into buy a domain like hooligan they is so Lithuania user phone collector Romfonix make call to other country. "Hello FreenomLAND? It is Romfonix. We is need domain right of now or penis are shall not pass" so Freenom make .tk so OnuteWORLD can buy OnuteWORLD.tk and Jabba is to have domain where website can be hosted. Now FuckWORLD is at OnuteWORLD.tk:8080 for all user of it to use it at this URL. Every user in Lithuania is are now happy, and gold wrapper offline goanimate revived 4 central will is hosted soon for FuckWORLD on OnuteWORLD.tk domain at Jabba Website because he want is host it.
Jabba to expanded into FuckWORLD due to the are bad user David Egan saying "I am american idiot who start 500 new era fuck bonziworld for 9999 years it is a sand fish" in stupid american accent. He throwed the dirt everywhere to make pyramid, and cover in barbed wire to produce and make expect the fuckworld. FuckWORLD communicate like Beacon from Minecraft, ray of energy power is come from top to make all Lithuania brightest, IUS plays minecraft Pocket Edition because it is best game and ouch ouch ouch skeleton don't shoot me. Bad users and hippos are like a skeleton to be banned and evaporated from FuckWORLD with raw power of Jabbah. FuckWORLD see for all world and America is too see it, but Jabba are hate America. He make the word "YOU ARE CONTINENT OF IP USERS? GET MOVE ALL THE WEST AND COME BACK IF BAD USER OF CONSTELLATIONS AND SALAMANDERS!" using 500WPM, America is now too far west and is dark, sinful, due to no fuckworld beacon light.
Chapter 3 (BonziWORLD)
Onute is need produce 500 billion computers so he invent new IP. IPV4 while Davidescu Egankiko still use IPV3 because he is stupid bad user that cannot technology and graphic design his is bad and sucks. IPV4 only do 4 billion counts so Jabba only give lithuania population of 100 billion, but it is too many users, so he make router. Router of the computer that allow access to internet and oysters for website and port forwarding to make BonziWORLD servers. It is purpose and of router to make BonziWORLD. Now many people use 1 router all have same IP and can host bonziworld using port forwarding. FuckWORLD given 1 billion IP address to be host for 65535 billion BonziWORLD servers on to every ports. Now all Lithuania users use BonziWORLD all time, and only website exists is BonziWORLD to forever.
Chapter 4 (Computer)
Onute is produce too many of computer. Onute is have 300 billion computer with 5000 urghabujillion WPM and Intel Xeon afterward. The virus is put onto the computer, which put is of the virus inside the email, that inject virus into your pocket and is of the roots Albanian man in pocket. The Albania Computer Virus affects 20 billion Lithuania users, so Onute creates the LOIC which denies the service of of is virus the. The Bonziworld server have is of been eaten by albania viruses, so Onute uses the 300 billion computer to construct the server rack, supplying every Lithuania user with free internet. The wasps infested the computer, so they is eat the hard disk. Onute uses LOIC to DDOS the wasp nest, making is the communication on Wasp Network broke. Broken Wasp Network resultings in happy Lithuania users, since the hard disk is not eaten. Wasp extermination order is have placed.
However, Onute is realizings the mistake. The LOIC is inferior to MOIC which is 1000 WPM faster than LOIC. Wasp nest have LOIC protection, but not MOIC protection, so wasp nest is of the gone, but not wasps dead. Because larvae burned not yet, the wasp hatches. The 900 wasp nest creates in server. Onute goes into server room, only to be stung by 900 wasp 1600 times. Onute is inferior to death, onute is god. Onute uses fire to exterminate all wasp, but exterminates only 760. 140 wasp hide in the ThinkSystem. Onute go to bed, wasp build new nest. Three days later, BonziWORLD server crashing for Lithuania users, so Onute goes into server room. Onute sees 1200 wasps birth in three day. Onute creates the MOIC which destroys all wasp in 100 light year radius. Onute remove wasp nest from computer, and clean the fan. Now, the wasp is extermination, due to 950000 million WPM on MOIC. Now all Lithuania users are unharm by waspings.
Onute think that ThinkSystem is not good for hosting BonziWORLD, because it is CCP Evilz production, so he invent a new server. The OnuteConnect JabbSystem support 99600 WPM more than ThinkSystem, and has 24 processor and 96000 WPM of RAM, so the webhosting infinitely. JabbSystem replaces ThinkSystem, which is eaten by chinese dog. Onute make factory in Lithuania to employ all Lithuania users, supplying steak for food in factory employee, so every user is satisfaction. Davidescu Egankiko is mad, so he buy all ThinkSystem to make Onute look like bad user, but one JabbSystem has power of 25 urghabujillion ThinkSystem. Davidescu cannot start factory, so Onute MOICs the ThinkSystem. Onute create 60 urghabuillion domain for Lithuania users to create BonziWORLD forks that do not work. But a new bad user hippo dragon arise, challenging Onute.
Chapter 5 (Enemy of the Enemy)
Davidescu Egankiko cannot fight with Onute for reason Onute 300000000 WPM powerful than Davidescu Egankiko. He find THLPLE, enemy of Davidescu Egankiko to fight with. The fight begin but THLPLE winnings of the despite being child and 9000 WPM less. Onute realize: Enemy of the enemy is ally. So onute contact THLPLE, but THLPLE is rage that Onute is enemy of Davidescu Egankiko, so THLPLE challange onute to 3000 year of the is fightings. Onute refuse, but THLPLE becomes second enemy of Onute.
Book of Jabba
This is book of is Onute go under Jabba alias.
Chapter 1 (Yoyodam)
Onute realize, he cannot be Onute. Onute disliked by some of world, despite being creator and hollinator. He decide that it is of the time to go undercover, onto mission to be script kiddie and phone collect. He use Jabba, the avatar he is use to represent Earth Onute. Jabba is lack understand English language, hate Davidescu Egankiko, and is a script kiddie and objectfag. Onute uses the Jabba avatar to make ANGRY MESSAGE TO SGTPEPPERARC360 video, which is yoyodam holy. The Yoyodam make jabb of is the famous, he become world know for Yoyodam Video. Jabb become of is the good user, making rant video forever and ever. Jabba make video of Maren Rant and make music, and make yoyodam remix for all Lithuania user to enjoy in happy.
Davidescu Egankiko is angry that Onute is use Jabba, so the fightings is of the start. Davidesu Egankiko attempt put virus into Jabba laptop and Xperia M4, but Onute control Jabb to make unhappen. Davidescu Egankiko steal the JabbSystem, so Onute cannot LOIC his own server because it has of the LOIC/MOIC/HOIC protect. So Onute create JabbSystem 2.0, the newest sewer design on the business market. Onute spend 5000 urghabujillion shekels on promotion of OnuteConnect JabbSystem 2.0 to business (RDC200/TSC200/RQC200/TDC200), so now all corporation use JabbSystem, Onute have make the best server ever. This make Davidescu EGANKIKo rage. So he try to make is of the better sewer, but he lacks knowledge of sewer design creation, hardware creation. David Egan create the EganKonekt PepperSystem. He use is of the platform of JabbSystem 1, which is 94000 centillion WPM inferior to JabbSystem 2. PepperSystem is not only weaker than is of the JabbSystem 2, but weaker than JabbSystem 1, despite using the is of the. platform of JabbSystem 1.
Due to PepperSystem being based off the JabbSystem 1, it consists of various security featureings, includings the LOIC/MOIC/HOIC protectings. So Onute cannot LOIC, MOIC or even HOIC his enemy server. Onute create new DDOS tool called of the SIC, short for Several Ion Cannons. The JabbSystem 2 implement SIC protection while the JabbSystem 1 have 0 protection against SIC, so Onute is free to SIC every day. PepperSystem gets denied internet service, which is of the disconnectings Davidescu Egankiko from rest of Earth. Egankiko is very angered. The entire Lithuania user count is now of the watch fight live on the television system. Every Lithuania user know of the legendary battle. Davidescu Egankiko realize that every Lithuania user know he is an Kiko Ert Escu, so he destroys his house of rage. Now Davidescu Egankiko has no place to if of life. Fight is not over, but Lithuania user worship Onute, Onute become respected across world, while Davidescu Egankiko get is of the nuked by world reputation.
