Peedy
💩 | "Peedy" was written by an illiterate retard. You can help BonziPEDIA by editing it and making it better.. |
Just a green retarded bird and friends with BonziBUDDY for no reason
what can he do?
- Talk (like if i cared)
- E-mail (send fuckin noodz)
- Browse (like if a chinese faggot created a fucking poor browser)
- Search (AND it was worse than google chrome!)
- Sing (terrible/fucking terrifying songs at that time)
- Laugh (scarier than the fucking entities who live under the sink #truth)
- Tell Facts (terribly crafted ones from a cringe chinese fact website)
who is this fucktard?
Originally made by Microcock$, Peedy was an MS Agent (little shits people jack off to these days) that would help make you more distressed in the early 2000's with Microsloth Turd. Joe and Jay Bonzi saw this and stole the sprites for Peepee and slapped them on BonziBUDDY ™ ""2.0"", a new software at the time made by Bonzi Software Co..™ (don't worry, they're worse then Nintendo) in 1999 as freeware. But eventually they realized they couldn't use Peedy's sprites for the rest of eternity (what a shame!).
BonziBUDDY
is a CGI purple gorillafuck who would roam around your desktop and be your ""best"" (<- misinformation) buddy to Surf the internet!™. He could (as listed on the trashcan that is their website)