Rivers

This person is DEAD.
This means they're either dead to the community or that they have literally passed away.
Alternatively, they could've taken a break/hiatus.

What rivers looks like
rivers
Name	Rivers Cuomo
Residence	Mansfield, Connecticut
Age	27^{[or something]}

rivers (real name: Rivers Cuomo) is a faggot manchild active on bonziworld.org member and is a devoted Seamus follower. As he's 27 (!!!) years old, rivers is the only ungroomed member of the Seamus circlejerk (excluding Seamus himself).

How to piss off rivers

Say that Weezer is overrated.
Simply call him a nigger. (This will give him a panic attack because he is the biggest MUY RACISM hater)
Say that bonziworld.org is better than Bonziworld Revived 2 Community Edition. This will piss him off despite him spending every waking hour on bonziworld.org