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8 ball 8 ball
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This user is a lolcow? Frickin' saved.
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Overview
General Information
8 ball 8 ball is a nigger skid who can't hack and a lolcow who orbits Duck Cult, Trioptic, the Neodocen League and Tokan, and sometimes warsaw too. He claims he has a army of 600 members (fake), and he's addicted to bfdi porn, which he touches himself with. He claims to be a hacker capable of hacking anyone, and also claims to have a friend who could doxx anyone and everyone, he said both of these things in the jail channel of Duck Cult, a server that is a very good ally with Warsaw.
However, since he's a fucking lolcow and an idiot, he had little to not opsec, and he had many accounts linked to his profile. This allowed people to track down his info, which he had published in the internet, like the skid he is, so it was very very very very easy to find his face, his mother's face, his brother's, his country and ethnicity, causing 8 ball 8 ball to breakdown and unironically start sobbing profusely to trioptic in the general channel of Duck Cult, making everyone there cringe. This was obviously previous to the raid he carried out agaisnt Trioptic and Duck cult, with the help of his skiddy ahh group, UTXP or whatever, a group with 100 losers and skids in them that suck on 8 ball 8 ball's tits for clout and for attention, not caring about him or loving him. This is the same for 8 ball 8 ball himself, since no one cares about him and no one loves him as he is a virgin who rapes his own mother and brother in the anus several times daily, besides also jerking off to his idols, Seamus Kendrick and Jabba.
History
Duck Cult
Skid Incident
8 ball 8 ball waged war temporally agaisnt Duck Cult on the 23th of may 2024, where he'd raid duck cult with about 4 other skids, which spammed text but their raids did little to no fucking damage to duck cult, other than themselves wasting their own time and their egos being impacted negatively; probably because their ego drove them to do this anyways, and their ego also drove them to think they were hackers, and it also drove them to think they were above trioptic and duck cult as a whole, coronating themselves as the emperor of hackers.
First Attack Agaisnt Duck Man
On the first "attack" (very skiddy action carried out by this group), they sent the invite on their server for "diplomacy", but realizing who trioptic was, 8 ball 8 ball unironically began sobbing and had a niggermentalbreakdown, where he'd surrender without duck cult having to do anything, and 8 ball 8 ball losing to literally himself and his stupidity.
Second Attack Agaisnt Duck Man
On the second "attack" (another useless very super ultra omega psi sigma skiddy action carried out by this man), they sent the invite again, but to raid the server, where many people spammed text and were subsequently jailed for it. 8 ball 8 ball being butthurt that he got jailed and that trioptic was better than him, he'd began sperging the sentence "WE WON! WE WON! WE WON!" in the jail channel inside the duck cult server, where everyone laughed at him and cringed, milking him like he lolcow he was
