Account creation has been finally re-enabled! Sorry for the obnoxiously long wait.
You can now create an account, but have to wait a day for it to be autoconfirmed (unconfirmed users can't edit).
User:Anonymous124
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Hello, sir. Good day, sir. If you ended up here (for whatever reason), simply click on the hyperlink "Anon" and you will be redirected to my article. It's best not to create a talk page, modify this page or simply vandalize it. The article is where you'll have access to the talk page.