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BonziWORLD Revived
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BonziWORLD Revived (BWR for short, also known as BonziWORLD+, BonziVERSE, BonziWORLD Revived+, or it's most recent rebranding, BonziWORLD Community Edition) is the Frankenstein's monster of a BonziWORLD server created by the infamous fat Irish asspie who loves underaged boys on Discord, Seamus Cremeens, who shat it out on October 7th, 2019. Throughout the life of the BonziWORLD Community, Seamus' magnum opus would sometimes come to be the biggest server before being beaten into a pulp by some other server such as bonzi.world, usually by accident. The server slowly evolved, accumulating various new colors (most of them being irrelevant msagents and literal fucking BFDI characters) and useless features that slowed down the server, but because Seamus is retarded and learned his JS from BW Floodscripts, he never fixed it. Most of the server's code is stolen stackoverflow code and pre-existing JS code as Seamus is a fatass skid who can't code properly.
It also keeps on being constantly shut down and brought back over and over again due to Seamus's autistic, bipolar or otherwise mutated fuckbrain, making him unable to hold a stance for 3 seconds before his autism forces him to change course. Even if it does "shut down" for good, it will simply come back in weeks or months. The end of it's lifecycle came when Fune decided to inject some floodbots into BWR in November 2022 and letting seamus do the rest, driving his own reputation into the ground and making everyone move to bonzi.lol. This sadly came with some drawbacks, including the unbearable amount of spergs, which their only purpose in life is hopping on bonzi.lol saying "Bonziworld reacts to ____" and posting the most irrelevant video known to mankind. Finally, BWR's child grooming machine came to a grinding halt when a new DDOS tool was made called the "moic" which raped the shit out of BWR. NEVER MIND. Not even THAT killed BWR's life. Seamus later rebranded BWR to BonziWORLD """""Community""""" Edition (more like BW Cult Edition LALLL).
BWR also goes offline when the fatass irish asspie shuts down his computer or closes command prompt because he's too retard for VPS. Causing most of the BWR's userbase to move to bonzi.lol. While the rest of the BWR fanboys cry about it.
Overview
BWR is a dump. It's a filthy bloated waste of bandwidth that skinks up the entire internet and the BonziWORLD community like an unkillable swarm of rats.
Functionality
BWR is (obviously) bloated; there's so much useless shit features crammed into it that just shouldn't be there, like "Arcade" (once shitty emulated games ported by the JavaScript god himself Cosmic Xploitze, baleeted) and a fucking thousand "Call a..." commands (with bangers like "You're a fucking Bass!"). Due to Seamus's sluggish AIDS-tier coding, everything runs slow and is on life support before it gets unplugged by a small floodbot. Because of this, Seamus has a hard time patching anything (and even less knowledge on how to actually do so), resulting in him resorting to absolutely fucking braindead yet hilarious "gotcha!" gimmicks such as:
- Disabling the Inspect Element keyboard shortcut.
- Running a loop to clear the console (retard forgot you can do "javascript:" in the URL)
- Checking for the horizontal resolution to detect DevTools (mobile fail)
- The first three in particular fucked Seamus in the ass even harder because now he can't use DevTools to patch anything that isnt visible in his clusterfuck of a system.
- Restricting permitted characters in all messages to alphanumerics.
- CAPTCHAs (this one drove out so many users)
- Blacklisting words (Seamus is too terminally autistic for Regex so it checks for the exact word; also uses it for censorship).
- Just straight up banning anyone who uses or plays with JS, even harmlessly.
- Adding a Jumpscare for when you get banned.
In the 2020 Bipolar freakout, Seamus was often compared to Alex Mahan (AKA YandereDev) due to his terrible programming, constant bannings and his overall spergery.
Graphic design/layout
His passion. Seamus knows next to nothing about good graphic design or user interface layouts so its always either a billion retarded MS-Paint card PNGs on the top of the screen or an entire paragraph occupying the README block under the login form. None of the good graphics Seamus has are actually his and are always made by someone else. And let's not forget the amount of terrible colors Seamus stuffed into his server over the years: terrible MSAgent "sprites" that are all jittery with frames that are copy-pasted from each other; sprites of random Roblox goons he's friends with; fucking BFDI colors (keep in mind Seamus groans about kiddies all day long but then canonically adds characters from the biggest kiddie magnet on the planet); and his Mario recolor fuckbuddies.
Recently Seamus gave up on any form of original graphic design altogether and copy-pasted the BW.lol client with the chat log that he tried to replicate before, but failed to.
The Rules
BonziWORLD Has no Rules But BonziWORLD Revived Has.
The Rules, Were Decent but shitty, People Start Banning Spammers, Flooders, Sharts in BonziWORLD Revived.
The rules Are a Set of Warnings. Entering a room Will Result in a pop-up Window Showing a Image Of A Character From Disney Pixar's Cars. It Has two Choices. When You Can Change room or you go public anyways, private rooms are a little safe than public rooms because Public Rooms has Warnings. Pretty Sluggish.
Reception
wip (dont touch this -ziggy)
History
The History of How BonziWORLD Revived Was Created and Became a Shitty Failure.
Prerelease/The Creation of BonziWORLD+
Seamus Started his Steam Account on June 17, 2015. Seamus Made a Shitty Group Of TF2, Left 4 Dead 2 And GMOD Servers.
Before bonziworld.com shutting down, Seamus had an idea to bring back BonziWORLD, like Club Penguin (Rewritten), and decided to fork a Copy of The Github Repostory of BonziWORLD.
Classic Era
A while before the shutdown of bonziworld.com, in February of 2019, Seamus made a shitty mod of BonziWORLD called BonziWORLD+ with Requestly; which only added an extra joke and a color. It was barely updated and no one cared about it. Somehwere in 2019 Seamus birthed out a JS abortion known as the "Losky Virus" (that was before the very retarded Losky hateboner of his), that he """accidentally""" leaked to the world, resulting in the amount of JS fuckrape that would lead to bonzi.dega.io shutting down.
BWR was created as a shitty port forward on October 7th, 2019, after BDio went down.
On December 24th 2019, Somebody created the first BonziWORLD Bot, q!help, exclusively for bonzi.dega.io.
Intermediate Era
On August 1st, 2020, Seamus chimped out on a group for pointing out the bugs in his horrible coded Minecraft Modpack called some shit like "1.12.2 Extended", like the glitched slime block. Seamus then got butthurt over Ziggy defending the group for having common sense, causing Seamus to chimp out on him too, forcing him to leave. Likely as a butthurt gotcha, Seamus repainted his server to "MashWORLD", which almost intentionally had all the features Ziggy told Seamus were bad and did not make a good server. On top of that, he partnered with Jabba (at the time larping as itzcrazynil minecraft), which back then was seen as a death-wish or otherwise just a braindead choice. After a week MashWORLD was abandoned and forgotten about. BWR has also gained a sister server known as Another BonziWORLD.
BonziWORLD was closed in early 2021 and made it only used for Gaming Servers. BWR Is used for FastDL.
On 25th December of 2021, Seamus Made a Shitty Bonziworld Mod for Garry's Mod, Included another variant of the Banhammer called the "Ban Batton"
On May 13th 2021, Seamus, seeking another bipolar nigroid freakout, decided to bring back BWR once again and barked at his entire server because he assumed people would care.
On September 10th, 2021, BWR shut down, likely because of all the stolen stackoverflow code and the pre-existing JS code.
A few days later it got rebranded and updated to BWR+ Which is diffrent from the original BonziWORLD Revived, even more useless features, more rules, and more stolen JavaScript code.
Modern Era
BWR+ got "shut down" on May 19th, 2022 at 8 PM EST/EDT in a video. Seamus then got it rebranded to BonziVERSE, under the domain bonkeyword.tk. While Classic Bonziworld Got back under the domain of classic.bonkeyword.tk.BonziVERSE had only one original feature and it was "crossplaying", which sucked cock because it was one sided so no one on a target BW server actually saw any BWR goblinfucks from within their website (fail). BonziVERSE got shutdown in August 2022 and replaced it with a """creepy""" black background with white eyes and eerie music playing in the background (you sure scared those nazis away, Kendrick).
BWR+ was brought back a while after under bonziworldrevived.tk, later bonziworldrevivedplus.ml. Seamus made a brilliant decision to give the infamous hog-nosed underdeveloped sped Cosmic even more power over the project, who immediately bloated it with absolutely retarded features (from his failed project BonziWORLD Enhanced) and an illegal online Minecraft ports (missed opportunity to get Microsoft on his ass for that). Seamus wasn't any better and kept pushing around his userbase with haphazard bans, 400 CAPTCHAs, verification systems and a login-based system (the ultimate killer of BWR). When Bonzi.lol started kicking off, nearly everyone flocked there due to BWR's slowness and Seamus's radiating autism; He fucked himself even further by ENCOURAGING people to go there if they "don't like being banned", so they did.
After this, Seamus's pendulum jammed in terms of his bipolarity so he still has a stick up his ass to this day. Seamus would raid, tox, and spam links to his server on Bonzi.lol in hopes of getting his precious users back (which he never did). BWR was driven to ZERO users and was LOICed into crashing every second day. On December 31st, 2022, Seamus announced he will "never host a BW server ever again" (lie) and gave all power to Cosmic, who struggled to keep it up.
It later got rebranded in early spring of 2023 as BonziWORLD Community edition, Also known as Bonziworld.co as of now.
Advanced Era
Bonziworld.co is still up, as of June 18th 2023, Exact same as bonziworld.co.
Conflicts
Most of BWR's history includes conflicts with other servers. BWR had a good winning streak until bonzi.lol came about. First, Seamus destroyed uranohoshi.in and e-raped its creator, since it was "stealing" Seamus' (already stolen) colors and assets. Later Seamus flooded bonzi.dega.io with exploits after apparently "saving" it (which is where Seamus' god complex started). BWR later became the less popular server until bonzi.world died, which is when BWR enjoyed a nice few months running the BW community as a fucking dictatorship. Disobeying Seamus or insulting him would get you permabanned and beaten to a pulp by Seamus's Groomcult. Later, BWR was attacked by bonzi.ga, their domains stolen and members moving, with the BWR server being shut down often. Later after destroying the bonzi.ga domain, it returned as bonzi.lol and continued destroying BWR.
2023 May-June Conflict
This is when Seamus grew a pair of balls and started trying to fight back against bonzi.lol "properly". The way this conflict was different, is that he got Halagetworld to help him, and later Fune's raw egg eating ex who got groomed by Seamus' friend, Amelia (because she got into an argument with ze evil fuckunay). JY also joined in and Polskasoft/Jewish Gaming left bonzi.lol to join the autismal furry tranny side alongside Seamus. The conflict seemed in BWR's favour from late May to very early June, but it suddenly shifted when Seamus got so pissed over the wiki, he forgot to use a vpn and got his ip leaked. Only a day after the wiki returned, the odds shifted to be in bonzi.lol's favour HEAVILY.
Seamus started to create Flood Using Erik's porn script/ivorydev's "6666" pastebin Repostory modified.
He used A unique Crosscolor That involves a Poorly drawn bonzi Using a Banhammer/"Sign" Which Typed "Anti-Fune" in it. Later a User Named Canny using a Paint.net-made crosscolor telling that "Seamus Will be a Sex Offender and will be In Prison and Talking to the court room and Kendrick Creemens plead gulty"
Later He used Another Crosscolor involving Seamus using a Green Mario/Seamus's OC Crosscolor strangely.
Extra Info
This page was started by "Goober" (now named goober alt), and was heavily edited by fune, ziggy & multiple "anonymous" users, which turned out to be seamus and his child grooming friends, and all of their guest account names were their IP's. (basically what the 2023 may-june conflict said).
> my name is seamus and me and my friends ips are 77.111.247.22, 104.236.5.113, 72.23.139.58 and i live in sullivan, ohio please dox us tx ❤️