Seamus

>I love children!

>You are BANNED FOREVER for deleting my CP STASH!!!

Seamus "Kendrick" Cremeens (AKA ItzCrazyScout, Seamusmario, Daisreich, DiesOfRays, FAGOTS) from Sullivan, Ohio is the BonziWORLD community's latest and possibly its greatest lolcow (AKA a BonziCOW). He is a 17-year-old autistic bipolar faggot and near-manchild with a god complex and a deceased transgender brother. He is currently working on his shitty BonziWORLD clone called BonziWORLD Revived. He has a cult/inner circlejerk compising of suspiciously underage logofags and Mario MSAgent OC fetishists who will sound the fucking alarms once you call out their precious papa for his retardations. Many believe Seamus Cremeens is a sick individual who should have never been born, but sadly God left us to deal with this dirty satanist motherfucker. Criticizing him is not recommended as he can get his circlejerk to attack you, and this involves people like donutscout flooding your DMS with child porn.

NEW INFORMATION HAS BEEN DISCOVERED SHOWING HE DROVE HIS ALCOHOLIC SISTER TO DRINK HERSELF TO DEATH! HE ALSO LIKES FURRY PORN ON TWITTER LMFAO

History

Before 2020

• October 30th 2005: Mr. Cremeens is shat out of Leslie Cremeens' box and started his journey of failures.
• 2015: Seamus starts out as a typical retard Objectfag youtuber with a throbbing boner for logo effects. Not much else is known and no one cares.
• December 2018: Seamus breaks up with his former lover Losky and then proceeds to call him a groomer with no evidence to back it; makes numerous false sob-stories about being molested by him.
• July 2019: Seamus makes some irrelevant video on BonziWORLD shutting down and ended up notifiying like 4 people of the new re-run bonzi.dega.io (precursor to bonzi.world). Seamus admits that his god complex starts here.
• October 7th 2019: Seamus destroys bonzi.dega.io with shitty viruses to make gnomes migrate to his awful website.
• November 2019: Likely the first time Seamus get doxxed by someone other than Losky (implying thats actually true and not Seamus's sob bs).

2020

• May 1st 2020: Seamus declares jihad on the Computernewb Wiki (CollabVM) after he gets his wiki raped for using their graphics (just about shows Seamus's originality). Is only able to win because of Ziggy.
• June 2020: first signs of bipolar faggotry show when Seamus fully bans the word "fag" using his dead troon bro as the reason, despite him having been dead for almost 3 years by then. Ironically before that, Seamus made very frequent use of the word "fag".
• August 1st 2020: Seamus revives BWR for the upteenth time and partners with OnuteWORLD and BonziWORLD FE (back then considered to be the most retard thing to do).
• August 5th 2020: Seamus rats on Ziggy and gets him banned from a server. "He harassed my good friend Diogo Mendes" -Seamus, right after Diogo grooms a child.
• October 2nd 2020: Seamus quits his first bipolar episode.

2021

• March 2021: Seamus breaks up with DanielTR due to Seamus having a billion kiddies on his Discord friendslist (which he loves).
• May 13th 2021: Seamus becomes bipolar for the 829047289579th time, and gets truly doxxed for the first time (including his face, which he leaked himself).
• June 1st, 2021: Seamus identifies as Asexual for priDEMONth, likely to get Twitter dicksucking but also to have one more insult to throw at his TRANSFOBIX ACEPHOBIC NAZI CRITICS
• July 2nd 2021: Seamus sends his TMAFE tranny drone army after Ziggy and Crypt.
• July 3rd 2021: Seamus pussies out once TMAFAY retreats.

2022

• March 2022: Seamus makes a "Dramatic Page" on TMAFE wiki that blatantly copies the ED style albeit "PC" for most part. This is not important but something to look towards when Seamus tries to shitsmear this wiki for VERY SLIGHTLY™ resembling ED.
• June 2022: Seamus loses a server war between his then rival (later sextoy) Cosmic Xploitz
• October 2022: Seamus gets salty over a small server called bonzi.ga at its infancy, getting one member. Diogo moving there caused all the other children to move too. Seamus then gets his domains raped first by his beloved TMAFE, then by Fune.
• November 2022: Seamus likes and retweets lewd furries on Twatter, gives his enemies deadly ammunition. Also Seamus breaks up with DanielTR for the third time.
• December 2022: Seamus sinks in popularity; declares war on bonzi.ga.

2023

• January 4th 2023: Seamus gets the bonzi.ga domain taken down, and in return gets ALL his domains and replits raped, bundled with a free DDOS.
• January 5th 2023: Seamus declares BWR dead once again.
• June 8th 2023: Seamus manually raids BonziPEDIA and gets banned in 0.00000000000002 seconds.
• June 9th 2023: Seamus' IP is found in BonziPEDIA's edit logs. His site gets MOICed into oblivion like it was when he used replit to host it.
• June 30th 2023: Seamus ragequits once again due to "ADHD", lies about his promise to never hang around children again (he shouldn't anyway given he's on his way to the sex offender registry)

Response to the Wiki

Seamus noticed his pedophile friends being called out on the wiki. As a response, he mentioned it on his poorly formatted google doc, called it "the 3489247892th ED clone" (despite himself making 500 ED clones to cry about Losky and DanielTR), and then chimped out the community once again. Now the current BWR link leads to some shitty windows video. As with most retarded things he does, this will forever be a part of his history and he will never get to live it down.

On June 9th Seamus tried raiding this wiki but got doxxed yet again instead.

BonziWORLD Revived

BonziWORLD Revived (BWR for short) is Seamus Cremeens' magnum opus. It is a port-forwarded bloated clusterfuck which grabs IPs and has terrible vomit-inducing features no one asked for. Seamus loves to spam advertise this horribly made abomination on Bonzi.lol. BWR is usually devoid of any life: a complete desert similar to erik's server minus erik's 3 bots that say nothing and sit on the server constantly. BWR runs at 2 frames per minute (and that is if you have a quantum computer) and is filled to the brim with absolutely horrid custom colors and chars with irrelevant MSAgents and fucking BFDI characters. If you stay there longer than a minute without dying of AIDS you will see the server crash!

When it comes to the server's code, it's just as horrible as you'd expect. Seamus is incapable of patching ANYTHING properly without making his website unusable. In fact, to prevent LE JAVASKRPTE, Seamus settled on disabling the shortcut and CHECKING FOR THE HORIZONAL RESOLUTION FOR DEVTOOLS!

The grooming of Losky

Losky was Seamus' most notable victim. Violently groomed by the monster Seamus Cremeens. After Seamus got Losky's nudes, he ran off and proceeded to spread bullshit about how Losky groomed HIM (an utter lie). He attempted to doxx Losky several times for good measure to make sure Losky didn't spill the beans, but Losky eventually called the police on Seamus which got his electronics taken away and searched. Seamus disguised this as another one of his 500 quittings, but this one was longer. Of course, he got away since the nudes were all stored on some cloud drive, and got his shit back so he could continue to harass Losky. The story hasn't ended as to this day Seamus threatens Losky every chance he gets.

Seamus' Gnomes

The trio that runs the Seamus community.

As expected for a groomer, many children worship him and many other groomers co-groom with him. Since most of his gnome slaves aren't relevant enough to have their own articles, any notable Seamus gnomes will be subsections of this. The small irrelevant gnomes will be all fit into one subsection.

Cosmic (Kelvin Frederick Walker)

A retarded skid who used to inject bw servers with broken javascript from pastebin, but now sees himself as a "noble fighter" who wants to destroy the "oppressive regime of bonzi.lol" but in reality all he does is piss everyone off and gets his own information leaked. After 6 hours of non stop spam advertising on bonzi.lol, he killed off the BonziWORLD Revived memberbase, since he drove it's reputation into the ground. He also tried grooming a 13 year old girl named "Amelia", but ended up leaking his own information instead.

Donutscout (Weirdexistence)

A degenerate and pedophile who goes by 500 names, so only the 2 notable ones were mentioned. He is well known for saying he would rather fuck a child than a word overuser. He also has an obsession with Remote Desktops, because 1/10 of everything he writes involves SSH or something else related to remotely accessing servers. You can often see him saying "ONG LOHG ONTO THES SRVER XDDD 420.69.69.69:42069 NOT IP GRABBER!!". Logging onto the remote server, of course, leaks your IP.

All the other kooks

• Unbojih - A German squeaker that's probably some brown immigrant given his very ungerman name (if that is his real name). Only known for being a whiny annoying nigger who wanks to SM64 Beta ROM hacks and the very real ARGs surrounding them. Seamus has this aggressive hate-boner for him for little reason and hate-grooms him all day as a result. Unbojih was a random kiddie retard until his dump of a server was bombed and he was forced to assimilate to Seamus's rape cult.
• PB123Windows - A 14-year old Moroccan spaz who's also very intimidating and would larp as an intellectual to PWN others. In reality he's absolutely retarded and on-and-off again annoying as FUCK. Faps to MSAgent and has a generic MSAgent Object cube recolor profile picture,
• Glitch56/77GRANDDAD - A child who wanks to 7 Grand Dad. Thinks you can inject Memz into someone's PC via fucking Teamviewer. Pretty much irrelevant except for his ownership of Another BonziWORLD, something that had even more colorfucks than BWR.