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== Documents ==
== Documents ==
[[File:Destructive evidence.png|thumb|Joining under a troll name earns you a spot on Seamus's doc as career-ending evidence. His doc is unsurprisingly filled with this kind of shit.]]


=== ''The Awful State of BonziWORLD’s Community Bonus: Calling out the Community'' ===
=== ''The Awful State of BonziWORLD’s Community Bonus: Calling out the Community'' ===
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The original document Seamus shat out for the entire world to see. The main star of the editing cast is obviously Seamus, but also has other slaves working for him, including Cosmic Xploitz (Kelvin Frederick Walker), Donutscout (more like pedoscout PFFFT) and some minor spiclets.
 
There is not much of the new in that document, just your average Seamus boogeymen and fearmongering along the lines of "THEY WILL HECKIN DOX RAID AND RAPE YOU FOR BREATHING!!!!!!" and "BANZI.LAL IS RUN BY TERRORIST NAZIS WHO DID LE BAAAD!!!!!!!!". Seamus, as expected from someone born from the poopyhole of a Democrat family, nitpicks EVERY instance of "nigger" as undeniable evidence and smears it throughout the entirety of the page. Seamus likes to assume that the entire BW community is like him (AKA an "innocent" autistic pedophilic MAP Twitter crypto-troon), so almost half of his doc is just him ranbling on and on about "TRANSFOBIX and HOMOPHOB". Seamus also framed BW.lol as the ultimate Satan the whole time, claiming everything bad stems from the website just existing.
 
'''💡 Fact:''' What Seamus fails to realize (intentionally or not) is that the BW community were already doxxing eachother and hollering the N-word long before Bonzi.lol even existed and that this is simply the result of the moderation (lack thereof) in shitswamps like classic.bonzi.world.
 
Of course we can't forget the other contributors, mainly Pedoscout himself.


=== ''Cremeen & friends EXPOSED'' (Warsaw's counter-doc) ===
=== ''Cremeen & friends EXPOSED'' (Warsaw's counter-doc) ===

Revision as of 19:00, 11 July 2023

The Doc Wars was an event that started on 25th of February, 2023, and lasted until early March and took place in the lands of Google Docs.

It began when the ever-attention-hungry lardass Seamus Kendrick Cremeens, desperate for the said attention, wrote a poorly structured document as an extra to his equally rancid three (now four) part series called "Mommy they called me the N-word 😭: The MSAgent skit", where he uncovers the actions of the EVIL NAZAYS running the community, and goes on and on about shit everyone already knows. That document was so hilariously retarded, that a counter-doc was made by the Warsaw high staff to mock him and on the way further expose Seamus's groomerinos and whatever else. Each side would edit their docs with updated info, and Seamus even got his slaves to tox Warsaw's document, which didn't matter because the info was out and archived.

Prologue

It all started with Seamus (predictably) being desperate for attention, cock and whatnot. After a dozen of announcements and trailers, the turd finally dropped from Kendrick's loose troon anus, revealing the biggest fail in video form to date. The series was basically a bunch of fucking MSAgents spawning one block of text after another, with frequent visits from his grooming subjects who'd parrot him and add nothing to the arguement (if there was one, which is unlikely). It was a fail because the only people to have seen his videos were his plugpals and his behated Warshitters. To buff up his series, he chose to write a document as an extra.

Documents

Joining under a troll name earns you a spot on Seamus's doc as career-ending evidence. His doc is unsurprisingly filled with this kind of shit.

The Awful State of BonziWORLD’s Community Bonus: Calling out the Community

The original document Seamus shat out for the entire world to see. The main star of the editing cast is obviously Seamus, but also has other slaves working for him, including Cosmic Xploitz (Kelvin Frederick Walker), Donutscout (more like pedoscout PFFFT) and some minor spiclets.

There is not much of the new in that document, just your average Seamus boogeymen and fearmongering along the lines of "THEY WILL HECKIN DOX RAID AND RAPE YOU FOR BREATHING!!!!!!" and "BANZI.LAL IS RUN BY TERRORIST NAZIS WHO DID LE BAAAD!!!!!!!!". Seamus, as expected from someone born from the poopyhole of a Democrat family, nitpicks EVERY instance of "nigger" as undeniable evidence and smears it throughout the entirety of the page. Seamus likes to assume that the entire BW community is like him (AKA an "innocent" autistic pedophilic MAP Twitter crypto-troon), so almost half of his doc is just him ranbling on and on about "TRANSFOBIX and HOMOPHOB". Seamus also framed BW.lol as the ultimate Satan the whole time, claiming everything bad stems from the website just existing.

💡 Fact: What Seamus fails to realize (intentionally or not) is that the BW community were already doxxing eachother and hollering the N-word long before Bonzi.lol even existed and that this is simply the result of the moderation (lack thereof) in shitswamps like classic.bonzi.world.

Of course we can't forget the other contributors, mainly Pedoscout himself.

Cremeen & friends EXPOSED (Warsaw's counter-doc)

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The Uncover of Fune's Actions (Cockmick's counter-counter-doc)

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