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'''Seamus''' (real name: '''Seamus "Siobhan" "Kendrick" Cremeens'''; AKA '''siobhan_saoirse''', '''SeamusMario 55''', and '''ItzCrazyScout'''; commonly called '''Seamass''') is '''THE''' mentally disabled, autistic, bipolar, pedophilic, jizz-brained Irish-American tranny manchild of the [[community|BonziWORLD community]] and is its biggest lolcow. He lives in a broken down farm in Sullivan, Ohio, and resides in the attic (due to a seeming lack of a basement), where he cries in his internet hugboxes about the most asinine shit imaginable; all while twisting his ~~microscoping~~ rice grain to Touhou loli belly inflation and other kinds of degenerate EPI shit that he proudly presents to his dwindling group of equally retarded mind-controlled and definitely younger sex drones (that people have proven Seamus has been actively grooming with said porn).

'''Seamus''' (real name: '''Seamus "Siobhan" "Kendrick" Cremeens'''; AKA '''siobhan_saoirse''', '''SeamusMario 55''', and '''ItzCrazyScout'''; commonly called '''Seamass''') is '''THE''' mentally disabled, autistic, bipolar, pedophilic, jizz-brained Irish-American tranny manchild of the [[community|BonziWORLD community]] and is its biggest lolcow. He lives in a broken down farm in Sullivan, Ohio, and resides in the attic (due to a seeming lack of a basement), where he cries in his internet hugboxes about the most asinine shit imaginable; all while twisting his microscopic rice grain to Touhou loli belly inflation and other kinds of degenerate EPI shit that he proudly presents to his dwindling group of equally retarded mind-controlled and definitely younger sex drones (that people have proven Seamus has been actively grooming with said porn).

In the days of old, Seamus was (for whatever reason) worshipped and venerated by most of the peoples of community (even those who are currently critical of him), chiefly for his retarded disgraced ~~mangus opum~~ called '''[[BonziWORLD Revived]]''', a laggy, sickly Frankenstein abomination glued together with stolen Stack Overflow code and 396 octillion spergy colors of his buddies' OCs and BFDI characters, which fortunately has been finally killed off because of an e-mail his mommy got. As years passed, he became more and more schizophrenic and abysmal, and eventually, after years of enduring Seamus' spergouts, backstabbing, bipolar episodes, flip-flopping, and general incompetence, everyone with a half-functioning brain who tried to help him ~~had~~ decided to simply quit Seamule's fucktarded little group, and later ended up booting him out of the BonziWORLD community as they founded [[bonziworld.org|better alternatives]]. Seamus managed to stick around with his retarded rebrand of BWR and [[The Great War|tried to foolishly come back]] for over a year until the e-mail thing raped it off the internet.

In the days of old, Seamus was (for whatever reason) worshipped and venerated by most of the peoples of community (even those who are currently critical of him), chiefly for his retarded disgraced mangum opus called '''[[BonziWORLD Revived]]''', a laggy, sickly Frankenstein abomination glued together with stolen Stack Overflow code and 396 octillion spergy colors of his buddies' OCs and BFDI characters, which fortunately has been finally killed off because of an e-mail his mommy got. As years passed, he became more and more schizophrenic and abysmal, and eventually, after years of enduring Seamus' spergouts, backstabbing, bipolar episodes, flip-flopping, and general incompetence, everyone with a half-functioning brain who has tried to help him decided to simply quit Seamule's fucktarded little group, and later ended up booting him out of the BonziWORLD community as they founded [[bonziworld.org|better alternatives]]. Seamus managed to stick around with his retarded rebrand of BWR and [[The Great War|tried to foolishly come back]] for over a year until the e-mail thing raped it off the internet.

Currently he still dwells in his hugboxes, using his social media as blogs, [[Seamus/Ragesharts|constantly bitching to himself]] about "da evil nazi BW yoozers!1" and <s>explaining</s> coping in detail why he isn't a sheepfucking pedo groomer tranny.

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-'''Seamus''' (real name: '''Seamus "Siobhan" "Kendrick" Cremeens'''; AKA '''siobhan_saoirse''', '''SeamusMario 55''', and '''ItzCrazyScout'''; commonly called '''Seamass''') is '''THE''' mentally disabled, autistic, bipolar, pedophilic, jizz-brained Irish-American tranny manchild of the [[community|BonziWORLD community]] and is its biggest lolcow. He lives in a broken down farm in Sullivan, Ohio, and resides in the attic (due to a seeming lack of a basement), where he cries in his internet hugboxes about the most asinine shit imaginable; all while twisting his microscoping rice grain to Touhou loli belly inflation and other kinds of degenerate EPI shit that he proudly presents to his dwindling group of equally retarded mind-controlled and definitely younger sex drones (that people have proven Seamus has been actively grooming with said porn).
+'''Seamus''' (real name: '''Seamus "Siobhan" "Kendrick" Cremeens'''; AKA '''siobhan_saoirse''', '''SeamusMario 55''', and '''ItzCrazyScout'''; commonly called '''Seamass''') is '''THE''' mentally disabled, autistic, bipolar, pedophilic, jizz-brained Irish-American tranny manchild of the [[community|BonziWORLD community]] and is its biggest lolcow. He lives in a broken down farm in Sullivan, Ohio, and resides in the attic (due to a seeming lack of a basement), where he cries in his internet hugboxes about the most asinine shit imaginable; all while twisting his microscopic rice grain to Touhou loli belly inflation and other kinds of degenerate EPI shit that he proudly presents to his dwindling group of equally retarded mind-controlled and definitely younger sex drones (that people have proven Seamus has been actively grooming with said porn).
-In the days of old, Seamus was (for whatever reason) worshipped and venerated by most of the peoples of community (even those who are currently critical of him), chiefly for his retarded disgraced mangus opum called '''[[BonziWORLD Revived]]''', a laggy, sickly Frankenstein abomination glued together with stolen Stack Overflow code and 396 octillion spergy colors of his buddies' OCs and BFDI characters, which fortunately has been finally killed off because of an e-mail his mommy got. As years passed, he became more and more schizophrenic and abysmal, and eventually, after years of enduring Seamus' spergouts, backstabbing, bipolar episodes, flip-flopping, and general incompetence, everyone with a half-functioning brain who tried to help him had decided to simply quit Seamule's fucktarded little group, and later ended up booting him out of the BonziWORLD community as they founded [[bonziworld.org|better alternatives]]. Seamus managed to stick around with his retarded rebrand of BWR and [[The Great War|tried to foolishly come back]] for over a year until the e-mail thing raped it off the internet.
+In the days of old, Seamus was (for whatever reason) worshipped and venerated by most of the peoples of community (even those who are currently critical of him), chiefly for his retarded disgraced mangum opus called '''[[BonziWORLD Revived]]''', a laggy, sickly Frankenstein abomination glued together with stolen Stack Overflow code and 396 octillion spergy colors of his buddies' OCs and BFDI characters, which fortunately has been finally killed off because of an e-mail his mommy got. As years passed, he became more and more schizophrenic and abysmal, and eventually, after years of enduring Seamus' spergouts, backstabbing, bipolar episodes, flip-flopping, and general incompetence, everyone with a half-functioning brain who has tried to help him decided to simply quit Seamule's fucktarded little group, and later ended up booting him out of the BonziWORLD community as they founded [[bonziworld.org|better alternatives]]. Seamus managed to stick around with his retarded rebrand of BWR and [[The Great War|tried to foolishly come back]] for over a year until the e-mail thing raped it off the internet.
 Currently he still dwells in his hugboxes, using his social media as blogs, [[Seamus/Ragesharts|constantly bitching to himself]] about "da evil nazi BW yoozers!1" and <s>explaining</s> coping in detail why he isn't a sheepfucking pedo groomer tranny.