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| '''Sydney Allen''' (a.k.a. '''Cube''', {{discorduser|cubeboi7070|1057487707464540240}}, save his Discord user ID just in case he ever '''changes''' his handle) is a 12-year-old boy from Purley on Thames (more like Pu'''red''' on '''Changed''') who is sexually attracted to Friday Night Funkin' (FNFINGZ) and '''Changed'''. It totally '''changed''' his life, I tell you. That was until '''Red''' stepped in and also '''changed''' his life and called him a BAD USER, resulting in severe PTSD. He couldn't kill himself because his '''red''' blood would '''change''' course. He joined [[Warsaw]] but then left after realizing the server icon has '''red''' in it and has '''changed''' before. Cube also can no longer watch the Ronnie McNutt suicide video after Ronnie's head '''changed''' color to '''red'''.
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| Don't bully him though, his face will go '''red''' and his emotions will get '''changed.'''
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| Cube then '''changed''' from existing to not existing. Rumors have it that he '''changed''' his course of life by overdosing on fetanyl like his idol, Geo'''red''' Floyd.
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| One day not so long ago cube '''changed''' from inactive to active as a response to this article probably, or maybe because Fune '''changed''' his location to Łódź for a day, the city cube's lover '''red''' lives in. Cube's mood '''changed''' and his face color '''changed''' to '''red''' in rage, and cube joined warsaw to cry to the members. He tried to '''change''' everyone with the '''red''' "faggots" role onto his side but failed. He spammed a screenshot of fune's network/router information which '''changed''' nothing because you can't ddos LAN IPs. He also sent people a contact email address that used to be on news.bonzi.lol, believing it would '''change''' to doxxing because he was the one sending it (even if it's public). He also '''changed''' many of the wiki articles to gibberish, and on the "recent '''changes'''" page his username appeared '''red'''. The edits were '''changed''' back instantly. Despite cube's eyes changing color to '''red''' from all the crying, the only thing he '''changed''' was this wiki article which got expanded, like cube's dick when '''red''' sends him '''changed''' fnf porn.
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| For context, cube's trigger words are "'''red'''" and "'''changed'''". For those who don't know, trigger words are how you '''change''' or "trigger" a lolcow into milking mode.
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| They should be used whenever possible.
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Revision as of 01:06, 15 February 2024
