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Cube
Sydney Allen (a.k.a. Cube, cubeboi7070, save his Discord user ID just in case he ever changes his handle) is a 12-year-old boy from Purley on Thames (more like Pured on Changed) who is sexually attracted to Friday Night Funkin' (FNFINGZ) and Changed. It totally changed his life, I tell you. That was until Red stepped in and also changed his life and called him a BAD USER, resulting in severe PTSD. He couldn't kill himself because his red blood would change course. He joined Warsaw but then left after realizing the server icon has red in it and has changed before. Cube also can no longer watch the Ronnie McNutt suicide video after Ronnie's head changed color to red.
Don't bully him though, his face will go red and his emotions will get changed.
Cube then changed from existing to not existing. Rumors have it that he changed his course of life by overdosing on fetanyl like his idol, Geored Floyd.
One day not so long ago cube changed from inactive to active as a response to this article probably, or maybe because Fune changed his location to Łódź for a day, the city cube's lover red lives in. Cube's mood changed and his face color changed to red in rage, and cube joined Warsaw to cry to the members. He tried to change everyone with the red "faggots" role onto his side but failed. He spammed a screenshot of fune's network/router information which changed nothing because you can't ddos LAN IPs. He also sent people a contact e-mail address that used to be on news.bonzi.lol, believing it would change to doxxing because he was the one sending it (even if it's public). He also changed many of the wiki articles to gibberish, and on the "recent changes" page his username appeared red. The edits were changed back instantly. Despite cube's eyes changing color to red from all the crying, the only thing he changed was this wiki article which got expanded, like cube's dick when red sends him changed fnf porn.
For context, cube's trigger words are "red" and "changed". For those who don't know, trigger words are how you change or "trigger" a lolcow into milking mode.
They should be used whenever possible.