account creation will be re-enabled sometime soon i promis
Seamus/Ragesharts
From BonziPEDIA, the Official BonziWORLD Encyclopedia of varied quality.
This page is dedicated to preserving the obtusely long ragesharts written by Seamus Cremeens. If you're adding anything, the templates are: {{bonzicard}} for the login cards and {{bonzitop}} for the top texts.
NOTE: The date (and optionally time) of the seethes should be included. For time, it's recommended to use London time, if you're using a different timezone, then specify.
December 2023
December 9th
- Seamus the Hippo-cretin hilariously calls BW.org's userbase "groomed kids", even if everyone knows he's projecting his pedofaggotry onto someone else. Lardo Cremeens is also delusional enough to believe he was some kind of right-hand man to Joey Judge because he talked to him a few times and eventually made him leave because of Seamus's absolute turbo autism.
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The official is bonziworld.com, which was shutdown.
BWORG was never official and neither are we! :-)
No BonziWORLD server would have a wiki full of misinformation, a discord server full of degenerates, and a member base full of groomed kids.
Keep on crying Colin the Cracker.
Note that he will harass anyone who supports the original creator (heyjoeway).
Lets continue making this popular, shall we? :-)
The official is bonziworld.com, which was shutdown.
BWORG was never official and neither are we! :-)
No BonziWORLD server would have a wiki full of misinformation, a discord server full of degenerates, and a member base full of groomed kids.
Keep on crying Colin the Cracker.
Note that he will harass anyone who supports the original creator (heyjoeway).
Lets continue making this popular, shall we? :-)
December 24th
2:13 AM
- Seamus trying to justify hanging out with people like 7 years younger than him:
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you know something is off when they think hanging out with people close to or far from your age is not okay even if not weird according to them (i don't encourage nor do i allow weird activity against minors)
you know something is off when they think hanging out with people close to or far from your age is not okay even if not weird according to them (i don't encourage nor do i allow weird activity against minors)
2:22 AM
- The boundary between Seamus stating something and him strawmanning "BWORG Schizo Users" is very faint. So for a typical reader he migh've as well refered to himself as an "actual groomer".
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Addicted to actual groomers?
Try out Fune's Grooming Allegation Generator! Use them on any user you hate! Default Target is Seamus because we love torturing minorities and neurodivergent people!
BWORG Schizo "'Users'" when they see minorities:
(Video)
Addicted to actual groomers?
Try out Fune's Grooming Allegation Generator! Use them on any user you hate! Default Target is Seamus because we love torturing minorities and neurodivergent people!
BWORG Schizo "'Users'" when they see minorities:
(Video)
2:30 AM
- Seamus yet again refuses to debunk the allegations that he mentions and then ad-homs the shit out of FUCKUNEKIKOCOERTESCU 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 WARSHITSNOREBASSCAPPAINTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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NEW: There is no sign of connection problems every 5 minutes.
It was patched by yours truly Windows Update.
Before this, I had to use Linux to solve the issue temporarily.
P.S: These no-life bonziworld addicts who are addicted to crystal meth are still making poorly edited images or screenshots out of literally everything here + making even more false grooming allegations.
NEW: There is no sign of connection problems every 5 minutes.
It was patched by yours truly Windows Update.
Before this, I had to use Linux to solve the issue temporarily.
P.S: These no-life bonziworld addicts who are addicted to crystal meth are still making poorly edited images or screenshots out of literally everything here + making even more false grooming allegations.
2:32 AM (fragment of)
- The screenshot this quote is taken from has been cropped so this is all you get. Seamus: STEREOTYPES BAD!
Also:
...disgusting allegations (Your typical european user on the internet)
2:34 AM
- The final one, now with unironic "un-" insults. Funnily enough, despite saying the last bit, he updated the card yet again. Literally an obsessed faggot or however the mart is sharted on.
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NEW: There is no sign of connection problems every 5 minutes.
It was patched by yours truly Windows Update.
Before this, I had to use Linux to solve the issue temporarily.
No updates on this bubble will happen due to Unfune the cracker's screenshot addiction.
NEW: There is no sign of connection problems every 5 minutes.
It was patched by yours truly Windows Update.
Before this, I had to use Linux to solve the issue temporarily.
No updates on this bubble will happen due to Unfune the cracker's screenshot addiction.
December 25th
- Seamus is pissy over bwrer because it is included in bonziworld.org login screen!
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bonziworld rerevived sucks even more now
bonziworld rerevived sucks even more now
December 26th
- Schizo
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fune is trying to brainwash my mom. great.
fune is trying to brainwash my mom. great.
December 27th
- He literally wants to redact his "information".
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forget about the shit the 'person' is doing, just do some cool things
forget about the shit the 'person' is doing, just do some cool things
June 2024
JewJewb edition
June 15th/16th
Seamus posts the following poll:
would you rather... [not visiting anything on the internet related to bonzibuddy] [be brainwashed by a romanian kid] [be a letter who is being brainwashed by a ex-diogofriend]
June 16th
Seamus posts some redditoid "meme":
Some faggot comments "honestly trollbox is better" or some shit, resulting in a BWer counter-commenting "honestly bonziworld is better". The BWer comment gets liked to hell, ratioing Seamus so hard he shat his diaper and disabled comments under the post.
He later discovers Warsaw laughing at his abysmal spergouts and instead of ignoring it, lets them all know that he's watching:
their obsession strikes again!
June 17th
Around 11 PM
bw fanboys hate it when their favorite illegal discord server gets deleted by discord staff, they cry so much they call it 'toxxing' and really hate anyone who does the right thing (reporting anything against their guidelines)
June 18th
being into bonziworld does more harm than good
~4 PM
Since when was inspect element ing a discord message very believeable?
~5 PM
Bw fanboys love making up fake discord messages and whacking it off to bonzibuddy
I can't even take these brats (bw fanboys) seriously cuz all they do is obsess over me and my friends
bw fanboys are fat and ugly and really really stupid, they only got addicted to bonzibuddy because of their family connection and thats how stupid they are, that or with drug money, also they are addicted to drugs and hookers
5:44 PM
the fact they still obsess over tmafe is so funny
6:02 PM
ok so mentioning cheese pizza (the food item) multiple times counts as mentioning illegal material? bw fanboy moment
