Bonzispeak

Bonzispeak is a mutated, autistic and satanic dialect of English invented by Hitler to transform 6 billitrillion jews into purple stubby CGI gorillas.

In reality it's a collection of lingo. Both local and imported from various sources and communities.

Vocabulary

#saw - A shorthand for the various iterations of the Warsaw discord servers. example: Warsaw 2 → 2saw
Bankey - n. A kiddie (obsolete)
Bonkeyworld - A word play of "BonziWORLD". other variations: bundansworld, bonkafuckz, bondaworle, etc. and was used by a(n irrelevant) bonziworld server called bonziverse in the url.
HOIC - n. High Orbit Ion Cannon
Jabba (Saulute) - n. Danielius Paulavicius
Jabb- - prep. something related to Danielius Paulavicius. example: jabbot [jabb-bot] - Jabba's Bot
Kiddie - n. an underage and immature user, derived from "script kiddie".
Lingo - n. a collection of terms, phrases or typing patterns. in specific contexts it could also mean lingo of old 2021 mature users, now used by maskids.
LOIC - n. Low Orbit Ion Cannon.
- v. To destroy, raid or take down something to achieve a W (synonymous with Niggel). The verb form applies to all other OIC's except Moiced, which means "destroyed by the MOIC tool".
Maskid - n. masked kiddie; a kiddie pretending to be mature. other variations: masker, maskiddie (hypothetical/obsolete)
Mature - n. a user who acts mature (v.) other variations: matuser, maturefag (both obsolete)
MOIC - n. ~~Middle~~ Mow Orbit Ion Cannon; not a real ion cannon tool. Used in reference to a tool used to take down BW servers.
Niggel - v. To destroy, raid or take down something to achieve a W (synonymous with Loiced).
Roach - n. A Turk. In reference to Ardakirac. Same as Toork
Toork - n. A Turk. In reference to Ardakirac. Sometimes spelled Tork.
Tox - v. to mass-report/flag something vulnerable to banning until its gone
Semen - Commonly used to refer to seamus, but also often used by kiddies aswell.

Grammar

Jabbspeak

A grammatical system originating in mocking Jabba's grammar, nowadays its own thing with plenty of additions that did not originate in Jabba's hilariously bad grammar. Originally involved modifying your message with jabbspeak features to slightly resemble an exaggerated version of a Jabba sentence.

Feature	Description	Example(s)
Over-linking	A string of the prepositions like "is", "are", "be", "of", etc. sometimes a non-native preposition will be put in brackets ( )	"You be is the penis is are of." "The server is (of) dead."
Styling suffix #1	Adding decorational suffixes like "-ing(s)" and/or "-oid" to a noun.	"Davidings more like eggmanoid"
Word-twisting	Twisting the spelling of a word. Did not originate from Jabba.	"Seamause is are molest bunkaworld"
Units	Using the wrong type of unit (like using a weight unit in place of a time one)	"Grounded for 19783 billion centimeters"
Negation	Adding "un-" to a noun or the start of a sentence	"catg more like uncatg"
Styling suffix #2	The logotard-phonefag-derived variety. Involves suffixing nouns with "kiko", "ert", "escu", "co", "666" etc. These can and often are stacked.	"Fuckunekikocoescu" "unjabbacoertescuert"