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Doc Wars
The Doc Wars was an event that started on February 25th, 2023, and lasted until early March 2023 and took place in the lands of Google Docs.
It began when the ever-attention-hungry lardass Seamus Kendrick Cremeens, desperate for the said attention, wrote a poorly structured document as an extra to his equally rancid three (now four) part series called "Mommy they called me the N-word 😭: The MSAgent skit", where he uncovers the actions of the EVIL NAZAYS running the community, and goes on and on about shit everyone already knows. That document was so hilariously retarded, that a counter-doc was made by the Warsaw high staff to mock him and on the way further expose Seamus's groomerinos and whatever else. Each side would edit their docs with updated info, and Seamus even got his slaves to tox Warsaw's document, which didn't matter because the info was out and archived.
Prologue
It all started with Seamus (predictably) being desperate for attention, cock and whatnot. After a dozen of announcements and trailers, the turd finally dropped from Kendrick's loose troon anus, revealing the biggest fail in video form to date. The series was basically a bunch of fucking MSAgents spawning one block of text after another, with frequent visits from his grooming subjects who'd parrot him and add nothing to the arguement (if there was one, which is unlikely). It was a fail because the only people to have seen his videos were his plugpals and his behated Warshitters. To buff up his series, he chose to write a document as an extra.
Documents
The Awful State of BonziWORLD’s Community Bonus: Calling out the Community
The original document Seamus shat out for the entire world to see. The main star of the editing cast is obviously Seamus, but also has other slaves working for him, including Cosmic Xploitz (Kelvin Frederick Walker), Donutscout (more like pedoscout PFFFT) and some minor spiclets.
There is not much of the new in that document, just your average Seamus boogeymen and fearmongering along the lines of "THEY WILL HECKIN DOX RAID AND RAPE YOU FOR BREATHING!!!!!!" and "BANZI.LAL IS RUN BY TERRORIST NAZIS WHO DID LE BAAAD!!!!!!!!". Seamus, as expected from someone born from the poopyhole of a Democrat family, nitpicks EVERY instance of "nigger" as undeniable evidence and smears it throughout the entirety of the page. Seamus likes to assume that the entire BW community is like him (AKA an "innocent" autistic pedophilic MAP Twitter crypto-troon), so almost half of his doc is just him ranbling on and on about "TRANSFOBIX and HOMOPHOB". Seamus also framed BW.lol as the ultimate Satan the whole time, claiming everything bad stems from the website just existing.
💡 Fact: What Seamus fails to realize (intentionally or not) is that the BW community were already doxxing eachother and hollering the N-word long before Bonzi.lol even existed and that this is simply the result of the moderation (lack thereof) in shitswamps like classic.bonzi.world.
Of course we can't forget the other contributors, mainly Pedoscout himself. He didn't contribute much to the article but his retardation shines in there: like when he added a block of text he thought would magically prevent the entire document from being screenshotted.
Cremeen & friends EXPOSED (Warsaw's counter-doc)
The counter-doc to the Seamus document. Initially made as a joke to milk Seamus but got turned into a proper document full of exposed info on him, as well as his buddies Cosmic and Donutscout (youcandoeverything). There isn't anything special about it to note here. You can read it here. It made Seamus roar in an autistic fit of fury since he couldn't edit it, meaning he had to nitpick everything in it.
Though one thing worth mentioning is that it has a """"secret"""" Doxxworld backup at the last few empty pages (the text is white).
The Uncover of Fune's Actions (Cockmick's counter-counter-doc?)
Cosmic and Pedojarmanscout trying to feed off the attention generated by the conflict between the two previous documents. After failing to justify his Monkeymelia groomings, he deliberately fills his doc with bullshit statements like "Fune gassed a school" and "Fune's dad was a school shooter", even though Fune doesn't live in Amerishartland (school shooting zoo) and Cockmic-ro doesn't provide any proof aside from made-up times and dates and in general makes his claim too edge-lordy to be believable. Some say that Seamus made Diogo believe in the document but even if that's true then it's it means nothing because Diogo is gullible as fuck.
Aftermath
In the end no one won because only like 7 people took part in the conflict and it didn't add anything to Seamus's retard documentary on how his prolapsed anus getting fingered by Hitler's reanimated corpse made him trans.