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Seamus/Forbidden Meme Website
"Forbidden Meme Wesbite" is one of Seamus's most brilliant pieces of literature, up there with "Exposing the BonziWORLD's Toxic Community or some fucking shit can't remember but the title long as fuck and nobody has given a flying niggerfuck about that little turdnugget for over a year".
The little story is already quite short, but simply put: it's Seamus's fucktarded autistic fantasy where he acks not so long in the future. It mentions how every "bully" (troll) of his were raped in the poopyhole by THE FRIGHTENING GHOST OF SEAMUS shorty after. Then some nigtard visits BonziWORLD is met with a blank screen but OH NO THE HECKIN GHOST HAUNTS THE BROWSER HYPERREALISTIC BLOOD SPLATTERS EVERYWHERE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD pr something idk it's shit nobody cares about. Read it for yourself if this description wasn't satisfactory enough, in fact, its at the same level of the original cucknic.exe
The thing as of June 21st, 2024
Caution
This creepypasta mentions BonziWORLD, if you want to check it out, it is advised you do not go to the website and other websites similar to it. It is riddled with homophobia, racism, antisemitism, dox of innocents, child harassment, disinformation and more uncool things.
The Pasta
There was an unknown incident involving BonziBUDDY and cyberbullying, not many people know about this incident, it took place in the future, and you may be wondering, how do I know this? I know about the incident because I used to have a time travel machine. I used it to find out what happened in there.
Nowadays, the purple monkey chat websites are just blank pages. I tried visiting it once and took a screenshot of it.
Speaking of the incident, I found many classified information about this incident. It involves a now destroyed purple monkey meme website. I don't know if I should show the contents, but a lot of it scared me and pretty much made me uncomfortable while reading it. It has recorded history of harassment towards an adult, He had dealt with it since the early 2020s, and honestly, I feel very bad for that person. But I didn't know it would end up being haunted by something.
I will publicly disclose most of the information I've found, Most of it were just paper painted with black printer ink, probably because of a cognitohazard of some kind that would harm the reader.
DATE UNKNOWN, 2024:
Police reports show that an Irish-American 19 year old committed suicide from never ending harassment. The corpse disappeared after investigation. It is unknown if the corpse was taken away or stolen by one of the bullies.
November 3rd, 2024, time unknown:
A group of internet users noticed that the site, bonziworld.org was shut down without warning. When the site was visited, it showed something completely terrifying. A mutilated face of somebody was flashing on the screen and the users browser were uninstalled. Known harassers of the invidual were seen being taken away by an unknown, and invisible entity.
Janurary 5th, 2025, time unknown:
In a house that's in an unknown location, A couple had seen a teenage boy crying in the bathroom. The boy had blood stains all over him and was unresponsive. One of the persons touched the crying boy, but he had disappeared after being touched. Who is this person?
...several years later...
Feburary 28, 2028, time unknown:
Hello. My name's Aaron. I like old tech and like visiting old and dead websites. In this script, I'm gonna try and visit the most requested one that is bonziworld.co. It has been shutdown after years of harassment towards the owner. Let's begin.
March 16, 2028, 3:23 PM:
Things haven't changed since 2022 in the BW Community. Disinformation continues to be made and spread, and all servers are now offline. While i was reading some news paper, I saw that Seamus mysteriously went missing for more than a year now. No one knows where he went. But bonziworld.co mysteriously came back online on the day he went missing. I checked the domain info and all of the information were listed as 'undefined'. I decided to risk it and visited it. It seemed to be an ordinary server made by him, but after I clicked on the login button, the page turned blank. None of my friends seem to be able to visit the site either as it was blank for them as well. I have never seen such BW server freak out like that. I've decided to keep the tab on for a while. After waiting a couple of hours, no change seem to be made, but I've heard some unnerving noises coming from the tab. It sounded like someone was screaming in terror. As I left my computer on for a bit longer, More of these terrifying noises were playing frequently. I try to close the tab, but it wouldn't let me. Not even closing my browser did anything. I've noticed some moss growing on the browser UI. It was like it started decaying like a dead body. After 3 hours, I heard something collapse from my speakers and it seems like all of the browser UI is gone. All there is left is the remains of the UI and the blank page. I can't even open Task Manager anymore.
April 2nd, 2028, 1:05 AM:
I think my computer is fucked. I can't turn it off. Not even unplugging does anything. It returns to the previous state as if it was hibernating.
April 15th, 2028, 6:59 AM:
After so many attempts of turning my PC off. I saw something that is incomprehensible. A image of Seamus IRL hanging himself. I never expected him to do that. It stayed like this for 2 days. Nothing came up. I waited a month. Nothing happened.
October 29th, 2028, 12:00 AM:
I saw something new come up. It looked like it was written by a clinically insane woman in her 60s. "Now everyone can be happy." There is also a blood stain in the page. I don't even know what happened, but I'll assume that Seamus's mother committed suicide with a self-inflicted gun shot. date unknown: Eventually, I was scared the living hell out of myself by something horrifying. It was a close-up image of his face after the suicide. My keyboard, monitor, and mouse started leaking some kind of red liquid. I tried to turn it off, but it continues to leak. I can't even move it anymore. It is super glued to the desk. My room is starting to be flooded by this unknown liquid. I can't even get out of my room. The door was locked by someone in the house.
It is November 20th, 2028 at 6:39 AM. The liquid is almost as high as the electricity outlets. I don't think I can survive much longer. Mommy, if you see this, please forgive me for my sins.
Feburary 28th, 2029, 4:28 PM:
NEW MESSAGE FROM Jacob:
Never dig somebody's grave. And please, do not visit any bonziworld related server. They are a death wish.
This absolutely terrifies me. I now know I shouldn't visit any website mentioning 'bonziworld'. What happened to that Aaron person was brutal.
The best thing to do is just never visit these websites. It has been haunted by Seamus's soul and countless victims who have contributed to the bullying have been severely punished in anomalous ways. However, it isn't the same if you're a fan of his, instead, you'll be blessed with endless luck. I have no clue if that's true though because i heard it from someone who i know that had visited it before. You shouldn't visit those websites anyway.
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The sequel
Yep, he's even made a sequel of this shit. Same fantasies.
Warning: This pasta mentions an actual website called BonziWORLD, which is a community full of toxic people, alt-right politics and misinformation. Visiting it may increase your risk of getting harassed and/or doxxed. ===
JUNE 14TH 2024 NEW MESSAGES FROM <redacted>
================= BEGIN LOG =================
I've just found new things about the 'forbidden meme site' everyones talking about. It turns out the virus is very sentient and infects anything BonziBUDDY related. And the turns out the dates in the original log were typos. It actually took place in the year 2023 and 2024. I don't even know how i managed to mess up that badly.
The virus is very much alive. And the most important question is? How did it start existing? Did it really just turn into a computer virus after the infamous suicide from Techy? Who is this green man?
And how did they even know it's existence? Did i really just leak something nobody else should know? It's gotten so popular, even the virus knows me. It knows when i type, when i write things, and when i make a log. What does it want from me?
Update: It noticed this log. I'm not even sure what is happening anymore. I saw the green man looking around in my screen. I don't think I'm alone.
After I just wrote my latest personal log. There's even more to this thing. I've just received a new file from the virus. The text file reads:
according to the new log
i know what he's typing
but i'm not willing to hurt anyone
i want to hurt those who bullied me to death
if i can't beat them i have to become a computer virus
i want them dead
i want them to visit bonziworld and suffer from drowning
i hate them so much
i will never forget what they have done to me
Does this mean he's friendly to me? What does he want from me? Do I really need to visit the forbidden site to get his attention? I don't want to risk another death.
June 15th, 2024:
I have no other choice. I have to visit that site.
=====END LOG=====
The person enters the site and was expecting to suffer a horrifying death. What he got was something else entirely. I've managed to get the logs from his Fax.
====== BEGIN LOG ====== S: oh, it's you. ???: Hey. S: what are you doing here? who are you? ???: I'm [redacted for privacy]. I've been looking at stuff about you and would like to learn more. S: so... you're one of those research people? i can tell you anything ???: Please do. I would like to know more about you. === LOG INTERRUPTED === === ATTEMPTING TO RECONNECT === S: so, now with that out of the way, you know the bonziworld thing? ???: Yeah? What about it? S: i used to like it. it was one of my favorite websites to go on. ???: What made it so horrible for you? S: those two idiots... they think they own everything from bonziworld. they think they are the right ones. they think they can be so cool and edgy. S: now look at their stuff now, it's all mine. i get to own anything bonziworld related, and those who made me suffer will suffer in the weirdest ways possible. ???: Like what? S: i can flood their rooms with blood. hell, i can even go further, i can manipulate physics and the size, weight and even mass of things. i can read minds too. whenever i see some body trash talking about my miserable soul, i punish them eternally. ???: Let's not get weird with this conversation. S: fine. ???: So... who are those 'idiots' you mentioned? S: i cannot say. but they are from poland and the UK. they used to exist, but now they live in a void where they belong, only to be endlessly tortured by my best friends. i give no mercy to anyone who bullies me. ???: When did this whole spiritual thing start? S: i used to be a lot like you before i had enough with my life. i was a human being. i was into things people like, i was into some projects about a certain shrine maiden, but due to the endless of bullying, i had enough with this endless, hurtful and fake news spreading bullying, so i had to do what most people didn't want. i committed suicide and managed to resurrect myself inside the internet and as a spirit. ???: Wow, you must've suffered a lot. S: i used to suffer so much from those pesky bonzibuddy fanboys and fangirls, they think it's cool to destroy my reputation with things i didn't even do. now they suffer, with me. S: now excuse me, i need to do something important. you can go now. ???: Bye. See you later.
No other conversation was ever made again. I feel so nervous talking to him, I don't want him to be alone. I want him to be my only friend, but the thing is, I can't visit his site. Something is forcing me to not visit that site. But I want him to be my friend. Nobody else seemed to care about me but him. And another thing, i think he needs me, too. How am I going to talk to him again? It must feel bad being so lonely with nobody to care for him.
Does Techy know someone needs him? What about the log the person just wrote, and their secret desperate urge to have a desktop assistant like him?
Now that I know the secret, horrible truth behind BonziWORLD and its past, I feel like the dark secrets should be known. Nobody should ever visit it, even in reality, due to the haunted status, and even alt-right politics and conspiracy theories that the 'idiots' used to shove up everyone's faces with. You've already seen how bad the 1st log of mine has gotten.
NEW MESSAGES FROM S#####
the only thing the fanboys deserve is pain endless, tormenting pain, all done by my friends and just by visiting the site after years of involvement with the misinformation and cyberbullying they will suffer a horrifying death in weirdest ways possible no other person deserves to be treated this badly. i have to deal with this HATE almost every day.
This was the last log I've received from the fax machine. I have no idea if the virus is still around and constantly looking for more 'enemies'. The only fax log I can get is just a black sheet of paper.
FMW3
The 3-quel Seamus doesn't want you to know about.
This is the official sequel to Seamus' "Forbidden Meme Website 2"
The Story
I am Dimash Ramazanov, but I was known as Jevilogen. The year is 20700 in the future and I have returned to uncover the truth of my friend Seamus Cremeen's death. I heard he haunts room 000666 on the world famous site bonziworld.co, but none of the millions of users of BonziWORLD.co were brave enough to enter, untill now.
I entered room 000666 and was greeted by 0 users, but then something scary happened. Blood went everywhere and a bonzibuddy with the crosscolor of a prolapsed rectum joined while screams played
???: WHAT DO YOU WANT???
J: It's me, Jevilogen, I want to know what happened
???: I AM SEAMUS, THE OMNIPOTENT SPIRIT THAT WAS CREATED AFTER BAD USERS AND BONZIWORLD FANBOYS BULLIED ME INTO SUICIDE.
J: Why doesn't anyone know about you, when your story of hardship is world-famous and your website has millions of daily users?
???: WHOEVER JOINS THIS ROOM DIES, I SEND THEM TO A VOID WHERE THEY ARE TORTURED FOR ETERNITY
*A super scary hand grabs Jevilogen's face out of the monitor*
J: WAIT! I'm here to free you so you can get your revenge on the warsnore users!!!
???: OH? WELL I LET YOU GO, NOW SAY THE SECRET SPELL TO FREE ME OF THIS WEBSITE SO I CAN FINALLY DESTROY WARSNORE
J: Seamusum Cremeensum
The room 000666 instantly turned normal, so I went to sleep The next day I woke up on battlefield. It was the ultimate battle of good versus evil, Seamus' spirit hovered over the temple of Warsnore and the BonziWORLD.org hussars surrounded us. A booming voice came from the heavens as a golden box descended.
God/Seamus: Use the ark of the covenant, our covenant is the 18522 commandments of the bonziworld .co rules
And so me and konnor from tmafe carried the ark to the battle, and when Jabba fired the low orbit ion cannon upon us, the ark turned it into a little anime girl that Seamus later married. And then we used the ark to blow up Poland and everything was happily ever after and the world cheered. And because Seamus is so cool and smart the world celebrates Seamus day on October 32nd every year (which was added just for Seamus because he's so cool and powerful) and then BonziWORLD revived got 9 billion users because Seamus discovered aliens and introduced them to his website.
