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wip HISTORY BonziWORLD has a huge history that will spread AIDS at every level, from the owners and admins to the bottom-feeding scum that lurk in servers and spam porn, everything about it is horrid. The power was transferred from one random cuck to the next ever since the website first had clones made of it. Nothing will change and inevitably this era (the best one!) will become history too, and some new faggot will take control of all the rats and scum in the community.

Age of Inception (2016)

BonziWORLD started its life as a irrelevant small website made by some faggot named Joseph Judge in August 22, 2016. It was used by people equally autistic as him, not more nor less. There was even an official app on the Chrome Web Store and the Google Play Store. The site was bearable and a few normal human beings would actually use it sometimes. The community was nothing like today. That was, until late 2016/early 2017.

Kiddie Invasion

Around late 2016/early 2017, a Portuguese logofag by the name of Diogo Mendes discovered BonziWORLD and started making YouTube videos about it. Soon after, the site became filled with underage logofags (alongside some GoFags and objectfags, because at it turns out these three communities are heavily related). Eventually most of the decent users left and BonziWORLD (mostly) became a circlejerk for 7-year-old sperglets obsessed with GoAnimate and BFDI.

Classic BonziWORLD Era (2017-2019)

Early (Early 2017-Late 2017)

Middle (Late 2017-Mid 2018)

Late (Late 2018-Mid 2019)

As BonziWORLD got traction, some people started looking at the code. After seeing how Joe Judge can't code for shit, the site was flooded with shitty exploits and floodbots. It was a miracle it existed for so long up until that point, since nowadays a vanilla BW server would be crashed within seconds of it going online. Once the javascript raid snippets were uploaded to pastebin, skiddies (like Cosmic and Seamus) flocked to BonziWORLD like sewer rats and raped the site. Even though patching the site was so simple basically anyone could do it, Joey decided to kill it off. This is where the power struggle for BW started and the 500 reruns started gaining popularity.

The Shutdown (July 2019)

On July 10, 2019, Joseph Judge/jojudge pulled the plug on the original BonziWORLD (bonziworld.com); claiming it was due to his time "being taken up by other responsibilities" (however it is more likely he was getting tired of all the logofags and skiddies and he was too lazy to hire moderators and/or patch the vulnerabilities that made the site popular among skiddies). Not long after an individual by the name of BagelChip revived BonziWORLD at bonzi.dega.io; with the autists moving to said site not long after.

Age of Perpetual Scramble (Late 2019-Late 2020)

This era is when the infamous BonziWORLD lolcow Seamus Cremeens became part of the story. After making a shitty YouTube video notifying people about the new BonziWORLD revival (which only like 4 people watched), Seamus started believing he was a god; eventually "accidentally" leaking a skidded JavaScript abomination known as the "Losky Virus" and injecting it all over bonzi.dega.io; using the same unpatched vulnerabilities that allowed XSS on bonziworld.com. Eventually bonzi.dega.io crashed and burned; and not long after Seamus birthed his horrible abomination of a BonziWORLD server, BonziWORLD Revived; with the retards moving there a while after. Everyone hated it because of how slow and bloated it was; however they were forced to pretend to like it in order to not get banhammered by Seamass. Eventually bonzi.dega.io came back as bonzi.world and BWR became a ghost town.

Common Era (2021-Present)

First Period of Stability (Early 2021-Mid 2022)

The Great Recession (Mid 2022-Late 2022)

The Great War (October 2022-December 2023)

Second Period of Stability (2024-Present)