Seamus/Ragesharts

This page is dedicated to preserving the obtusely long ragesharts written by Seamus Cremeens. If you're adding anything, the templates are: {{bonzicard}} for the login cards and {{bonzitop}} for the top texts.

NOTE: The date (and optionally time) of the seethes should be included. For time, it's recommended to use London time, if you're using a different timezone, then specify.

December 2023

December 9th

Seamus the Hippo-cretin hilariously calls BW.org's userbase "groomed kids", even if everyone knows he's projecting his pedofaggotry onto someone else. Lardo Cremeens is also delusional enough to believe he was some kind of right-hand man to Joey Judge because he talked to him a few times and eventually made him leave because of Seamus's absolute turbo autism.

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The official is bonziworld.com, which was shutdown.
BWORG was never official and neither are we! :-)
No BonziWORLD server would have a wiki full of misinformation, a discord server full of degenerates, and a member base full of groomed kids.
Keep on crying Colin the Cracker.
Note that he will harass anyone who supports the original creator (heyjoeway).
Lets continue making this popular, shall we? :-)

December 24th

2:13 AM

Seamus trying to justify hanging out with people like 7 years younger than him:

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you know something is off when they think hanging out with people close to or far from your age is not okay even if not weird according to them (i don't encourage nor do i allow weird activity against minors)

2:22 AM

The boundary between Seamus stating something and him strawmanning "BWORG Schizo Users" is very faint. So for a typical reader he migh've as well refered to himself as an "actual groomer".

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Addicted to actual groomers?
Try out Fune's Grooming Allegation Generator! Use them on any user you hate! Default Target is Seamus because we love torturing minorities and neurodivergent people!
BWORG Schizo "'Users'" when they see minorities:
(Video)

2:30 AM

Seamus yet again refuses to debunk the allegations that he mentions and then ad-homs the shit out of FUCKUNEKIKOCOERTESCU 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 WARSHITSNOREBASSCAPPAINTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NEW: There is no sign of connection problems every 5 minutes.
It was patched by yours truly Windows Update.
Before this, I had to use Linux to solve the issue temporarily.
P.S: These no-life bonziworld addicts who are addicted to crystal meth are still making poorly edited images or screenshots out of literally everything here + making even more false grooming allegations.

2:32 AM (fragment of)

The screenshot this quote is taken from has been cropped so this is all you get. Seamus: STEREOTYPES BAD!
Also:

...disgusting allegations (Your typical european user on the internet)

2:34 AM

The final one, now with unironic "un-" insults. Funnily enough, despite saying the last bit, he updated the card yet again. Literally an obsessed faggot or however the mart is sharted on.

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NEW: There is no sign of connection problems every 5 minutes.
It was patched by yours truly Windows Update.
Before this, I had to use Linux to solve the issue temporarily.
No updates on this bubble will happen due to Unfune the cracker's screenshot addiction.

December 25th

Seamus is pissy over bwrer because it is included in bonziworld.org login screen!

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bonziworld rerevived sucks even more now

December 26th

Schizo

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fune is trying to brainwash my mom. great.

December 27th

He literally wants to redact his "information".

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forget about the shit the 'person' is doing, just do some cool things

June 2024

JewJewb edition

June 15th/16th

Seamus posts the following poll:

would you rather...
[not visiting anything on the internet related to bonzibuddy]
[be brainwashed by a romanian kid]
[be a letter who is being brainwashed by a ex-diogofriend]

June 16th

Seamus posts some redditoid "meme":

Some faggot comments "honestly trollbox is better" or some shit, resulting in a BWer counter-commenting "honestly bonziworld is better". The BWer comment gets liked to hell, ratioing Seamus so hard he shat his diaper and disabled comments under the post.

He later discovers Warsaw laughing at his abysmal spergouts and instead of ignoring it, lets them all know that he's watching:

their obsession strikes again!

June 17th

Around 11 PM

Seamus, being an attentionwhore he is, starts to shittalk Warsaw to BTFO evil nazix, like he always does.

bw fanboys hate it when their favorite illegal discord server gets deleted by discord staff, they cry so much they call it 'toxxing' and really hate anyone who does the right thing (reporting anything against their guidelines)

June 18th

Seamus explains why being on BW for 8 years while acting like a pseud gives you permanent brain damage.

being into bonziworld does more harm than good

~4 PM

To be honest, no idea what he's babbling on about; probably some ERP gone wrong.

Since when was inspect element ing a discord message very believeable?

~5 PM

Again, no idea.

Bw fanboys love making up fake discord messages and whacking it off to bonzibuddy

"I can't take them seriously o algo" *makes 60 posts about them*

I can't even take these brats (bw fanboys) seriously cuz all they do is obsess over me and my friends

Seamus's mental health appears to have deteriorated since the last time we've heard from him.

bw fanboys are fat and ugly and really really stupid, they only got addicted to bonzibuddy because of their family connection and thats how stupid they are, that or with drug money, also they are addicted to drugs and hookers

5:44 PM

The "obsession" in question was Fune just checking their server for 3 minutes before See-a-mooze got one of his drones to ban him.

the fact they still obsess over tmafe is so funny

6:02 PM

Seamus loves his cheese pizza, especially the hardcore variety.

ok so mentioning cheese pizza (the food item) multiple times counts as mentioning illegal material? bw fanboy moment

June 19th

~6 PM

As mentioned ~~before~~ ~~on the Seamus article~~ ~~Warsaw~~ somewhere, "misinformation" is a trademark Seamus buzzword.

misinformation will never get you anywhere

So beyond help that he repeats himself.

bw fanboys are fat and ugly and really really stupid, they only got addicted to bonzibuddy because of their family connection and thats how stupid they are, that or with drug money, also they are addicted to drugs and hookers
	@bonziwrldfanboyinfestedchannel‬ If you quit BonziWORLD, Then why are you still making posts about it? Oh it's because you are still obsessed with it. You keep changing your mind every 1 nanosecond

A clown that complains that the audience is laughing at him.

They call me "obsessed" yet they're the ones constantly finding ways to harass me and my friends and are constantly bothering me

Remember to never visit TMAFE, you might accidentally raid it.

It's funny because they just raided TMAFE yesterday and still deny the fact that they are obsessed and like to blame their own problems on me
	They call me "obsessed" yet they're the ones constantly finding ways to harass me and my friends and are constantly bothering me

Seamus compares civil protection to child pornography.

civil protection.
when you abbriviate them the bw fanboys will think you are a pedo

idfk anymore

by continuing to harass me and my friends and constantly looking for servers im in you are clearly asking for more attention from me and more trashtalk about your disgusting lives.

June 21st

~9 PM

Seamus when he got annoyed by Jabba's spambots and comments are disabled.

Bro is asking for more attention from me

Seamus the center of the universe again

this isnt' just a obsession anymore. it's mental illness. bw fanboys are mentally ill. they obsess over me and stalk me and my friends every day, every hour, every night, every week, every year, every century. it's a never ending loop of a dumpster fire that loves spreading fake shit and brainwashing everyone into thinking that i do predatory shit, meanwhile it's clearly inspect elemented, impersonation, and/or photoshopped

they take shit from my young past out of context too

this "drama" is just as bad as the bot crisis.

June 23rd

The same unfunny faglord who forced this random brown mudlet as a """lolcow""" now wants others to be kind to the niggywiggy he "trolled".

the msagenters are attacking clippy? for what? being a person?

June 26th

Although Seamus pretends like he hates twitter, he uses it himself and acts like the fattest smelliest tranny off of there.

is this twitter 2.0?

Seamus telling you to go to bonkey.world. Going on bonkey.world will redirect you to a Google Images page with with the prompt "reimari", reimari being a ship between Touhou characters Reimu Hakurei and Marisa Kirisame. It should be noted that both characters are underage.

Check out bonkey.world for a surprise