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<center>'''[[BonziBUDDY]]'''</center> | <center>'''[[BonziBUDDY]]'''</center> | ||
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'''BonziBUDDY''' was a virtual assistant who would <s>help manage your computer</s> slowly rape your computer from the inside, while providing top notch quality jokes and facts (<- lie) while being extremely annoying whilst doing so. He could (as on the [https://bonzi.link/ site that nobody asked for]): Talk (revolutionary), E-mail ([[Plentity|plentity]] loves using this feature to lure kids to his house), and more (useless features)! | '''<font color="#800080">BonziBUDDY</font>''' was a virtual assistant who would <s>help manage your computer</s> slowly rape your computer from the inside, while providing top notch quality jokes and facts (<- lie) while being extremely annoying whilst doing so. He could (as on the [https://bonzi.link/ site that nobody asked for]): Talk (revolutionary), E-mail ([[Plentity|plentity]] loves using this feature to lure kids to his house), and more (useless features)! | ||
Somewhere around the late 1990's and early to mid 2000's, '''BonziBUDDY''' started out as '''MaxALERT''' (a.k.a '''BonziBUDDY 1.0''' (a useless alert program nobody gave a shit about)), then switched to '''Peedy''' (a.k.a '''BonziBUDDY 2.0''') as a placeholder, then switched to the purple niggywiggy (a.k.a '''BonziBUDDY 3.0'''). Afterwards he got a useless update that pretty much (somehow) made him worse, with '''BonziBUDDY 4.0''' (the final release of BonziBUDDY (thank god)). Afterwards BonziBUDDY got exposed as spyware and light malware (OMFG), with terribly fake pop-up errors. Joe and Jay Bonzi then got sued in 2004 (back when stealing data for ads was frowned upon) for $75k+ in legal fees. This contributed to funny internet videos (<- misinformation) such as ytmps including bonzibuddy, unfunny msagent skits including bonzibuddy, etc. The only reason this is relevant is because on the day of February 2nd, 2014, Vargskele "thor" made a video of him giving aids to a Windows XP virtual machine, and at around the 1:53 mark, he makes the great (<- lie (x2)) decision to install the purple ape onto the virtual machine. This is literally one of the only reasons why '''BonziBUDDY''' is in any shape of form relevant (arguable). | Somewhere around the late 1990's and early to mid 2000's, '''BonziBUDDY''' started out as '''MaxALERT''' (a.k.a '''BonziBUDDY 1.0''' (a useless alert program nobody gave a shit about)), then switched to '''Peedy''' (a.k.a '''BonziBUDDY 2.0''') as a placeholder, then switched to the purple niggywiggy (a.k.a '''BonziBUDDY 3.0'''). Afterwards he got a useless update that pretty much (somehow) made him worse, with '''BonziBUDDY 4.0''' (the final release of BonziBUDDY (thank god)). Afterwards BonziBUDDY got exposed as spyware and light malware (OMFG), with terribly fake pop-up errors. Joe and Jay Bonzi then got sued in 2004 (back when stealing data for ads was frowned upon) for $75k+ in legal fees. This contributed to funny internet videos (<- misinformation) such as ytmps including bonzibuddy, unfunny msagent skits including bonzibuddy, etc. The only reason this is relevant is because on the day of February 2nd, 2014, Vargskele "thor" made a video of him giving aids to a Windows XP virtual machine, and at around the 1:53 mark, he makes the great (<- lie (x2)) decision to install the purple ape onto the virtual machine. This is literally one of the only reasons why '''BonziBUDDY''' is in any shape of form relevant (arguable). |
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