Dan the anti-criminal
Nothing necessarily bad with that, but keep that in mind while reading.
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This page was written by Jabba himself. That makes it incredible. |
 Dan Sobel's brother face in real life after his makeup | |
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| Dan the anti-criminal | |
| Residence | USA |
| Hobbies | Larping, reporting and yapping |
Dan the anti-criminal is a Dan Sobel's brother from GoFag community on YouTube. He was one of the biggest yappers after Jabba closed his rant YouTube channel in September 2024 and is the secondary rival who likes to harass, cyberbully and threaten innocent people way too seriously on YouTube for no reason. His identity was unknown and the reason why he yaps like a UTTP member in staggering moments and he acts like a grown-up manchild who throws oysters at people for nothing; meaning he has gay syndrome and ADHD.
History
On December 2023, Dan appeared from nowhere in the ocean with corals on YouTube and he was likely shat out on the internet because he was already learned how to become a entitled Karen, starting his new journey of his very first YouTube channel ranting on popular GoFags such as people who can't handle criticism on random gay ass community posts like how Indonesian GoFag did one of the atrocities in the past.
The main culprit of this guy when you try to interact him gently, he would go insane as well as he will expose on your YouTube channel for 710 trillion nanoseconds into his little pedophilic braincells, sometimes he will go through your social networks which you have from the links on about me section by recording his really boring autistic voice like a midget and immediately uploading it to one of his alternative accounts into thinking if they will acknowledge Dan's words and move on to something else, but not only that, Dan will keep yapping about them talking to a person if Dan needs to be stopped, Dan needs to be put in jail or anything else how Dan can't do that unless if he knows anybody's personal information which he will make a serious threat to police officer for nothing. If Dan finds their face according to interacting him for the first time as you make a question out of Dan or something bullshit, he will try to make a clown version out of their face like a petrified worm and he would always say that they can't lie when one of his friends already helped him to investigate it. Eventually, Dan will try to guess your first name unless if you didn't link anywhere in the wiki or something else, for example, Ryan, a mistaken Jabba's name, and if someone tells if they own the popular YouTube channel in the comments section from one of their community posts such as Nikocado Avocado, PrestonPlayz, Knarfy, jacksepticeye, etc., he will rarely go through their YouTube channel which was owned by a different person who did not do any kind of threats or becoming a cuboid. Note that if you interact him way too much, he will just get more, more and more autistic before he will get obsessed with you if you are talking to someone that doesn't provide Dan's autistic actions, but he will do the same thing as he will say "You maniacal freak, stop with your fucking lies, stop being a entitled Karen, stop feeding trolls and get off the internet. You know being on the internet isn't your place to live and I am not kidding".
Due to his turbo autism of creating 741914 Google accounts on both phones because he always yaps on innocent GoFags on YouTube non-stop which he will always get terminated for violating YouTube's Terms of Service. In other cases, some reasons can be how he violated the community guidelines for trying to make them lose in their mind. Most importantly, he will also tell the police for this situation with one major word "false life-threatening" and find the evidence of what they did which makes him more butthurt than insulting him because he is mentally autistic, has AIDS, completely heartless and he would always say "I AM NOT KIDDING" or "I AM NOT JOKING" which means he basically yaps about them and feeding trolls out of them to stop their nasty behavior or trying to do good things.
How to become Dan the anti-criminal just like you
- If you already have your own Google account, you can skip this step now. Create a new Google account by going to blue "Sign In" button and enter all the fucking fields while Google wishes you to death on your new account. However you will have to enter your phone number to confirm your creation.
- Go to youtube.com, create your YouTube channel by clicking "My Channel" or some shit and type the following channel username "Dan the anti-criminal" (NOTE: A minimal amount of people can immediately report your YouTube channel for yapping as you do something different).
- Get your dumbass phone, get your built-in screen recorder and start ranting on your favorite YouTube channel with your gay ass boring voice. Not every person have the power of impressions, so make it as low as possible before you stop the recording.
- Once you are done, go to your YouTube channel, upload your degenerate recorded video and title it, for example, "I report (your favorite YouTube channel) for harassing (good user)".
- Now wait and let people make their own arguments before you can argue with them with rage caps or David Egan language shit. You would get kicked by YouTube like a fucking nigger up your freaking ass if they found out that you are the same person who harasses innocent people, including your twangy pluck ass YouTube channel didn't get affected by enormous people who watched your glorified ass videos after you were gone for a few hours.
Alternatively, if you can't voice yourself if there are your family near on your lanky shoulders on your abandoned house for 70 years who still live in or there is a lot of shit you didn't throw in the trash bin because you drank 69 Red Bulls, Monster Energies, Blue Fantas, smoked a 200 year old cigar, smoked a fat blunt with weed, marijuana, ganja and smoked over 600 packs of cigarettes in your whole room, try using a very realistic AI text-to-speech generation which makes you get rid of your own identity and all of them will identify you as a 30 year old man who gave up on video game industry podcasts and you type them honestly to rant out of innocent user instead which it could be funny as heck like the voice being too aggressive and constant screaming.
Termination dates
- November 5th, 2024 - Terminated for violating YouTube's Terms of Service for trying to expose Jabba's past actions and harassing other users. This is a very first termination record.
Jabba's copypasta and quotes
Best quotes
- IT MIGHT TO BE RYAN! RYAN IS BEHIND OF ITZULTRASCOUT FOR BEING A PEDOPHILE, SUPPORTING JEWS IN ISRAEL AND FEEDING TROLLS!
- IMAAD IS MY CLOSE FRIEND AND YOU CAN'T DO THAT! IF YOU DO THAT SHIT TO MY FRIEND, I WILL BECOME A DEMON, SO I CAN THROW OYSTERS AND ROCKS AT YOU ENTITLED KAREN WHO PLAYS HALF LIFE KILLING SCIENTISTS!
- I WILL DO THE FACE MATCH OR NOT, THEN I AM GOING TO SHIT ON YOUR MOM IN YOUR BASEMENT BEFORE I PRAISE THE GOD OF IMAAD!
- KAMALA HARRIS IS THE FAKE ONE! I DETECT TWO OF THEM! I WILL ELECT FOR JOE BIDEN AND GET HER ASS KICKED FOR GOOD! FUCK VICE PRESIDENTS!
- PLEASE HANDLE CRITICISM OR DO ANYTHING SHIT TO ME YOU RYAN THE ENTITLED KAREN!
- SHUT THE FREAK UP, I AM AUTISTIC AND I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT BECAUSE I AM AMERICAN AND I LIKE RANTING PEOPLE!
- NO! I WILL NOT STOP! YOU STOP BECAUSE I HAVE 89422798575982 GAZILLION GOOGLE ACCOUNTS TO BYPASS THE BAN! YOU REPORT ME AND I WILL GET A NEW ONE. WHAT WILL YOU DO? CONTACT MY BUTT? I SHALL CALL THE POLICE ON YOU! I AM NOT KIDDING!
- WHY ARE YOU TERMINATING ME ITZULTRASCOUT AND SIMUSICGH3? YOU KNOW I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG AND WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME THE SAME REASON? THEN STOP REPORTING ME, I AM A GOOD PERSON!
- I AM NOT GAY, I AM INNOCENT, STOP LYING AND I DO NOT YAP TO PEOPLE! I OBVIOUSLY WANT THEM TO STOP!
- GOOD USERS OR BAD USERS DON'T EXIST YOU AUTISTIC 18-YEAR-OLD ASSHOLE! SO DO ME A FAVOR OR I WILL REPORT YOUR CHANNEL TO GET YOUR ASS TERMINATED! ANSWER ME OR ELSE I WILL REPORT YOU AND TELLING THE POLICE OUT OF YOU! I AM NOT JOKING!
- RYAN ISN'T RYAN, SO I DETECT ONE. THIS IS WHAT HE DID IN THE PAST AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT HIS PAST BUT OKAY!
- STOP TERMINATING ME RIGHT FUCKING NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW OR I WILL FUCK YOUR MOM AGAIN! GOT IT?!?!?! OR YOU ARE JUST A POTATO MAN!!!
Jabbified copypasta
OH IS THE YOU CANTS OF TERMINATINGS OF YOUTUBE TERMINGS OF SERVICINGS SWAGILLION HUH? PLEASE IS, I THE WILL SMASHINGS OF TABLES DO WORKER BANG OF BANGINGS! SO, MEGA MAN DIAPERS OR I WELL I ARE THE CAN TELL YOUR I IS THE PENIS OF, STOPPINGS OF LEAVINGS ME ALONINGS THE IMAAD NOW OR IS THE IS A DDOS BREAD! WHY ARE IS NOT LEAVE ALONERINGS ME? ME IS DAN AND CANT LEAVE ALONE OF JABBA IS? I ARE THE STRONGER THAN A FUCKING JABBINGS OF SHE IS THE PENIS AND 0 IQ! SO IS HE YOU ARE CAN DO AND I THE CANT YEAHINGS WANT YEAH? THATS IS THE FUCKING ARE IT AND YOU ARE WHAT IS A KNOW! YOU IS THE GROUNDINGS OF 9476273274927927097097767547975277874765756765747572562747989290939492575927 SUPERINAFATDICKONILLION HYPERINALZAITIONS JADELAYLAEONGRIKAIJOCAXAFUCKINGINGS SHITINEQUESTILITITIESTIES UNTIL YOU DO ARE LOIC IS! GO IS THE ROOM OR I ARE THE PENIS YOU AND I WILL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FOR 981709994805 FOREVERINGS AND CALLINGS POTATO OF RAM OR I ARE WILL DO THE HOOLIGAN DANCINGS AT YOU YOU BLACKBERRY!!!!!!!!!!!
