Cosmic / Kelvin Walker
Residence Toronto, Canada
Birth Date December 9th 2006
Age 17
Works BWE, Bluepanel, CosmicBOT, GMod Tower, NullNetwork, EaglerCraft, Pillager Bay
Aliases Cosmic Xploitz, CosmicStar98, CosmicStar3749, Cosmic
Wiki Article Cosmic



1337 J4V45Cr1P7 H4CK3r.

the man, the myth, the legend.

Yes. it really is me.


I've made my own BonziPEDIA account for the lulz

What's the skid doin nowadays?

Asides from graduating high school, working for a company (saving up money to buy a nice lookin truck) and practicing graphic design/digital artwork, not much to be quite fuckin honest.

As you can probably imagine, I don't have nearly as much time to screw around on the internet these days; though I do occasionally still write code and check in on bonziworld.org or funyplace from time to time.

Other projects not mentioned on my wiki:

These are things which I occasionally work on that aren't strictly BonziWORLD related.

The only relevant ones:
  • NullNetwork (A currently unreleased Minecraft SMP/Minigame server)
  • The Pillager Bay (A piracy site which mimicked the look and feel of The Pirate Bay but for Minecraft Bedrock marketplace piracy. The site lasted up until late 2023 but eventually died forever because I got one too many DMCA letters in the mail from Microsoft --Sidenote: Mojang's "xForge" CDN is still insanely exploitable with weak as fuck "security")
  • GMod Tower: (AKA GMT, GMTower) was super popular gamemode for Garry's Mod from 2006 - 2016 (So popular that it made Garry Newman raise the max player limit from 64 to 128). In the present-day GMT's official servers are abandoned because PixelTail Games LLC wants to entice you to buy their $20 successor, Tower Unite which is built on Unreal Engine 5. As a result the official servers are a ghost town with no new updates and zero moderation. Nobody who played GMTower in it's heyday enjoys Tower Unite because it just feels like a soulless ripoff of VRChat but featuring online gambling (Yes. there's a casino with everything you would expect to find on the Las Vegas strip in a game marketed towards underage teens). The old community rehosts the original out of spite for the the greedy indie dev team (see the drama involving the CEO MacDGuy). The community stays alive due to fan rehosts which keep the gamemode fresh with new content, features and bug fixes. Furthermore, if you happen to come across the nearly decades old decrepit source code then you need to be quite skilled at working with gLua because the public leaks are pretty incomplete and plagued with zero day exploits as well as being prone to SQL injection attacks. When you join GMT you start off in the lobby but there is a couple fun minigames which you can play too! These minigames are: Ballrace, Virus, PVP Battle, UCH, Zombie Massacre, Minigolf and Source Karts. I occasionally work on a rehost of my own for fun but it isn't public. (You can find an archive of old GMT screenshots here)

What I do in my free time:

  • Touching grass
  • Messing around with the Lua programming language
  • Reading murder mystery novels, anime manga and Marvel comics
  • Taking care of my pet cat
  • Experimenting with random ideas in GIMP or Paint.net
  • Playing games on my 3DS, PSP or PS4
  • Learning how to properly use the unintuitive Valve Hammer Editor for creating simple Garry's Mod maps and editing levels from Half-Life 2

Okay but what about BonziWORLD and all it's drama?

I left the community a few months ago and I'm no longer a major member. I severed ties with Seamus (and all of his mentally impaired buddies) months before I moved on. I chose to leave the community in order to focus more on my life and future career. My crappy work from my time in BonziWORLD has since been deleted and I no longer want a much of anything to do with this place.

As for the drama, I doesn't bother me anymore and the thing which went on with Amelia and warsaw at the time is funny to look back on, though I do admit that what I did was not particularly great and I regret my actions and I disserved what happened to me. I just wish I was better at taking selfies at the time because those low quality face leaks of me kinda suck lmao. Regardless, I have no true comments or opinions of my drama and am pretty chill with all the members of BonziWORLD nowadays with zero plans of resurfacing (unlike the complete retard known as Seamus, I actually mean it).

 


May not be an active wikia contributor as I have moved on from BonziWORLD to make a proper life for myself. However if asked, I won't mind helping out on some of the pages occasionally