Baby Einstein

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Baby Einstein is some retarded and worst show for nostalgic crapkiddidiots and BabyEinsteinFags, including babies and toddlers, created by some retarded adult human woman named Julie Aigner-Clark, who also founded her exact company of the same name. The faggoty show depicts shitty puppets and animation nobody cared about. The faggoty show also features some BonziWORLD faggots or lolcows, or the actual retarded puppet characters like Vincent Van Goat, a possible blue dickridable faggotious asshole. Baby Einstein also had over 15 videos made for skiddies nobody also cared about, with actual exceptions of these retards who remembered the company.

The very first video from the crapkiddidiot show was "Language Nursery", released in 1996 originally as "Baby Einstein", but got renamed to "Language Nursery" in order to avoid confusion with the fucking idiotic faggoty company. The last video from the show before the Discovery Kits was "World Animal Adventure", produced by Chris D'Angelo Productions, a retarded company founded by Chris D'Angelo who also produced some retarded skiddie films from LeapFrog like Let's Go to School. The lastest video from the Discovery Kits series nobody cared about was "World of Rhythm", released in February 2011, because, you know, this show for crapkiddidiots are too niggerish and are so retarded within the true of people who don't trust the company.

History

1996-1997

• Julie Aigner-Clark founded the company, originally known as "I Think I Can Productions", and has created the very first retarded video, known as "Language Nursery" in 1997.
  • A retarded colorful star also made its debut for only the VHS/DVD cover until 2003, which it later gets replaced with a retarded caterpillar in that said year as well. She also had her daughter named Aspen Clark, and then she got married to her husband "William "Bill" Clark".

1998

• Julie created Baby Mozart in 1998, and completed in 1997 after the very first retarded video made for kiddies.
• Julie then created Baby Bach: Musical Adventure, which was released under "Aigner-Clark Productions". A retarded orange bunny of the same name also made his debut.

1999

• Julie created Baby Shakespeare: World of Poetry under The Baby Einstein Company, with Artisan Entertainment distributing one of the videos until 2001.

2000

• Music used in the preceding Baby Einstein videos have a new and ugly looking sound mix that the retards have heard of.
• She created some Christmas-turd video called Baby Santa's Music Box (often simply Baby Santa), a video that shows some literal Christmas holiday bullshits.

August 15, 2000

• Stephen Rozmiarek animated and created the company logo using shitty computer software nobody cared for, which features a different-looking and ugly green-less rainbow caterpillar with wheels, who smiles to the retards that makes them look scared.

2001

• Julie created Neighborhood Animals and World Animals, a video that is all about a bunch of retarded animals.
• Julie-Aigner Clark sold the worstest company to The Walt Disney Company on November 2001.
• She then created a retarded CGI animation-featured show called Baby Newton: World of Shapes, a retarded video nobody cared for, where it teaches these skids shapes, which also features a retarded ugly-looking animated clown.
• A game based on the video was also going to exist, but was delayed.

2002

• Baby Newton was released in 2002, and was the first video to have the company owned by Disney.
• She then created Baby Beethoven, the last video to be directed by Julie.
• Baby Neptune was released in 2002, but then was released on DVD in 2003.

2003-2007

• DVD reissues of pre-Disney and Disney videos were also released whatsoever, because, you know, it's shitty and they always suck.
• Newer Baby Einstein videos were released, which include Baby MacDonald: A Day On the Farm, Baby Noah: Animal Expedition (yes, a retarded CD of the same name also exists, what the fuck is that stupid asshole thing?), Baby Galileo: Discovering the Sky, Numbers Nursery, Baby da Vinci: From Head to Toe, Baby Monet, Baby Wordsworth, On the Go, Meet the Orchestra: First Instruments, Baby's Favorite Places: From Words - Around Town, Baby's First Moves: Get Up and Go!, and My First Signs. 2009 DVD reissues of one of these retarded-looking videos also became released in said year, but not in pre-2009.

2007-2008

• The brand-new Baby Einstein logo was created, which the company also updated its own logo, which nobody also cared about.
• Newer Baby Einstein videos were released in 2007 until 2008, which include Discovering Shapes: Circles, Squares, and More, Lullaby Time, and Baby's First Sounds: Discoveries for Little Ears (ft. Bee), and 10th Anniversary DVD releases of both Baby Mozart: Music Festival and Baby Beethoven: Symphony of Fun.
• The "Welcome to Baby Einstein" promos were also officially published and then made appearances, but nobody, and yes, they do not care for them at all.

2009

• Baby Einstein Company's logo also became redesigned, with an altered version of the retarded, ugly caterpillar that keeps its mouth open and, you know, this stupid caterpillar feels like it's malicious. It would be a CGI animating mistake. Pixel Kitchen, Inc. has done the fucking logo.
• Two newer Baby Einstein videos became released, those being World Music and World Animal Adventure, with the latter video being produced by Chris D'Angelo Productions. Yes, the lolcows hope there are no fucking newer videos forever.
• There was a shitty and illiterately retarded video made for niggers that's a sequel to Vincent van Goat's retarded video, known to be called "World of Colors". A trailer was found on one of the DVDs, but the video seems to be fucking, and cancelled. We're kinda fucking happy to hear that.

2010-2011

• Julie Aigner-Clark returned to create more videos, but, wait, Discovery Kits? Ewwww, no fucking way. The first six of these shitty videos were released on November 23, 2010, with the logo from 2000 also returning with the brand new Baby Einstein logo. The last three, of course, were released on February 22, 2011. Glad this company is fucking stupid and it can't even make these videos anymore.

2013-

• Disney sold the company to Kids II, Inc., and the company's logo drops the Disney logo, which leaves the fucking blue box.
• The company also created toys throughout the years, which nobody except for those kiddies cared about. Is that fucking serious?
• Newer characters were introduced, which feature some faggots like Cal the Caterpillar and Dean the Dog. Yes, smash 'em all. Nobody cares for them, haha.
• Ocean Explorers was released with one of the episodes that also featured these charactery faggots no one would even care about. Not at all.

List of Baby Einstein lovers on BonziWORLD

See BabyEinsteinFag for a list of users who are the B.E. fanboys.