Moderator

Despite bonzi.lol following a sort of anarchy-like philosophy, it DOES have admins.

Kings

A modern screenshot of a king

Kings are the moderators of bonzi.lol. They have the king color and a King tag above their name.

As of the 6.9.14 update (December 23, 2023), the first to join a private room (a.k.a. the room owner) automatically gets kingmode. What kings can do is:

• Jewify - Turns the targeted user into the jew color and gives them a Jew tag.
• User edit - Changes the name and color of the target to whatever the king wants.
• Statlock - Prevents the targeted user from changing their color/name. Best used in combination with Jewify/User Edit.
• Server mute/unmute - Makes it so the target can't talk at all. Disabled for room owners.
• Blacklist crosscolor - Makes it so the targeted user can't use their (shitty) crosscolor, changes their name to I love men and changes their color to the jew color. Doesn't work and is bypassed by skiddy scripts and just using a different link. Disabled for room owners.
• Bless - Changes the targeted user's color to an angel color, makes them immune to the 300 character limit and gives them the ability to make announcements/polls. People LOVE begging for it.
• Check server stats (/stats) - Tells the king the server's uptime, total connections and average connections per minute.
• Check rooms (/rooms) - Shows the king all rooms that have ever been made.
• Mass bless (/massbless) - Blesses everyone in the room except the king.
• Nuke (formerly Niggle) - There's already a page about it. Disabled for room owners.
• Announcement - Makes a bubble appear on everyone's screen with whatever text the king put.
• Poll - Makes a bubble appear with a question and an option for "yes" and "no". Users can click on those to vote.
• Sanitize - Allows the king to use HTML and by extension send CSS/JavaScript. Blocked for room owners.
• Tag - Set their own tag.

Pope

Screenshot of Fune, the only one known to have pope on bonziworld.org.

Pope is an upgraded version of kingmode that only Fune has. It also has a tag over him that says Owner. It has the following commands as well as the kingmode commands:

• Expose IP - Turns targeted user's name into their IP.
• Restart the server - Self-explanatory, also brings up a "Server is updating" message for all users.
• Leak IP - Leaks the IP but only the pope can see it.
• Ban - Blacklists an IP. IPs must be manually banned; there is no "ban user" option on the pope menu. Bans clear when the server restarts.
• Update - This is different from restarting the server. It is used to change some server settings silently without restarting, such as the blacklist or godword/kingword. Rarely used.
• Change other's tags - Lets the pope change anyone else's tag.

The infamous Irish farmaboy crypto-tranny Seamus likes to bitch about the IP features all day, even though they're never used. If you see him, remind him of who made that one hilarious TF2 meme with ArdaKirac's IP.

Obscure features

King/pope commands that were added at one point then never seen again:

• Rabbi - Basically the same as blessed but with a Jewish color and user edit capabilities. Removed due to it being basically the same as blessed.
• Earrape - A feature that would shit out a broken string of phonetic info that would always break, resulting in earrape. Normal users executing it would be filtered into saying "I am a fucking pedophile!". The command was lost when bonzi.lol was reprogrammed. Some may speculate that it could be re-implemented, but only for blessed, kinged, and poped users.
• Blacklist websites - Self-explanatory. It filters out a blacklisted website with a custom message.
  • Fun Fact: putting "bonziworld.co" anywhere in your message once leaked your IP.