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Revision as of 21:35, 1 March 2024 by SeamusIsANigger (talk | contribs) (Protected "Bad Article": another page kiddies shouldn't mess with ([Edit=Allow only administrators] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only administrators] (indefinite)))
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THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF THE TYPE OF SLOP SPAMMED ON THIS WIKI EVERY 2 MINUTES. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU ENCOUNTER SOMETHING LIKE THIS?

  • IF YOU'RE A READER, AVOID SEEING THIS SHIT LIKE IF IT WAS AIDS (WHICH IT IS).
  • IF YOU'RE AN EDITOR, EITHER ATTEMPT TO FIX IT (IF IT BEARS ANY CONTEXTUAL VALUE), OR MARK IT FOR DELETION, (OR SHIT IT UP FOR FUN).
  • IF YOU'RE AN ADMINISTRATOR, DELETE THIS SHIT ON SIGHT OR IF MARKED FOR DELETION.

Based on a real article. The subject of this example is not real.

NOTE: (annotated text/commentary is small and in brackets)


SadcoWug2024

This person is a kiddie.
This means they are likely an underage BFDI, Vyond/GoAnimate/Plotagon, and/or logo spergs prone to tard raging.

You can help by reverting any autistic revisionism and trolling the kiddies on the talk page.

(99% of the authors of such pages are kiddies themselves)
This user is a lolcow? Frickin' saved.
(author fails to understand the term and uses it like a generic insult)
Bad Article is a stub or is unfinished.
You can help by editing it.
(slapped on as an excuse to keep his page up)

SadcoWug2024 is a fucking nigger pornfag and fucking shitting fucking seamus supporter nigger.
(Simple one liner explaining nothing. Porniggers are the #1 subject of such trash polluting the wiki. Usually the faggot author will also include the crosscolor they use which is always porn or some stupid BUNZAYPOAP oc.) (the seamus boogeyman is also very common within those texts)
He is an alt of Rando123
(baseless claims which turns out to be false 70% of the time)

His nigger gay friends from ohio

(lists of a mix of random nobodies and BW celebrities the author disapproves of. either very short or very long)

How to troll

  • insult them
  • nuke them
  • user edit them to "HEY IM A NIGGER WOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAH!!!!!!!"

(shallow "trolling tactics" that work on every kiddie, including the very author of such page)

(mandatory community template. the author dreams all day and night of having his pile of dogshit featured within this template)