Jabba

This user is a lolcow? Frickin' saved.

Danielius "JABBGOD, The Bloated One" Paulavičius XIV
Born	September 17th, 28,249 BCE, January 6th, 2006
Residence	Gineikiai, Lithuania
Hyper Obsessions	BFDI/BFB/TPOT, Samsung Fun Club, Godzilland, Old Phones, Minecraft, BonziWORLD
Aliases	Onute Saulute, SgtDanielArc360, Discord World, Jabba, ItzUltraScout/IUS, and 8000 more...
Status	Alive, Active

Jabba's life effort.

Jabba Saulute (real name: Danielius Paulavičius, a.k.a. Onute Saulute, a.k.a JABBGOD) is an ancient superhuman deity controlling the avatar of a Lithuanian script kiddie, objectfag and phonefag who owns OnuteWORLD and BonziWORLD FE; bloated BonziWORLD servers with IP loggers and 100 vulnerabilities allowing cross-site scripting (XSS)/arbitrary code execution. He doxes everyone (including himself) and is often used to depict the Low Orbit Ion Cannon, a tool used to rape BonziWORLD servers. Jabba also has a million different versions of OnuteWORLD/BonziWORLD FE nobody uses.

He also known for being the fail at English language into eternity. What he writes can barely understood and suggest Lithuanian English class shit since mf don't have 5738 WPM. He is also known for his hateboner towards some YouTuber known as SgtPepperArc360 (real name: David John Egan IV, a.k.a. David Eggman).

He used to be allied with Warsaw and Fune mainly to keep the script kiddies happy; until he got groomed by Seamus and defected to his side (and is likely now a haglet since he admitted to being friends with misoneme a.k.a. (((Miso Seider)))).

Jabba and the English language

Just like many of the kiddies ruining BonziWORLD, Jabba is unable to speak English properly; anything he writes is full of grammatical errors. However, what separates him from the 10-year-old autistic kids on BonziWORLD is that he fails SO hard at the English language that many of his long-ass rants with grammatical errors are unintentionally funny; and some have become memes across the BonziWORLD community (many of these meme rants are available here).

External links

NOTE: uranohoshi.in is the same thing as jabba.bonzi.lol but with a different domain name. Seamus also has his own mirror of jabba.bonzi.lol under his BonziWORLD Revived domain, but we'll obviously not link it in order to not give the groomer any clicks.

• Jabba's website (github variant, no BonziWORLD servers inside)
• Jabba's website (port forwarded variant, Jabba's BonziWORLD servers inside)
  • OnuteWORLD - Only go here with a proxy/VPN enabled as Jabba publicly logs the IP of anyone who goes here.
  • BonziWORLD FE - Same thing as above; only go with a proxy/VPN enabled.
  • None of these servers are available as of December 2023, as apparently Jabba's ISP blocked him from port forwarding, but then they got unblocked out of nowhere
• thisuserdoesnotexist
• Dox

YouTube channels

Jabba has a million YouTube channels; most of which are abandoned. Here's all of Jabba's YouTube channels that BonziPEDIA can remember; if there are any missing channels just edit this section and add them:

• Danielius Paulavičius (legacy) - Current main channel.
• JABBA RANTS EVERYTHING! - Channel used by Jabba to rant about stuff; mostly David Egan.
• JABBA RANTS EVERYTHING REBORN - Basically the same thing as above.
• Fivetle
• Danielius Paulavicius - Oldest known YouTube channel; being created on Mar 20, 2016.
• Baragon2X06