Cosmic

Kelvin Frederick Walker
Residence	Ottawa, Canada
Works	BonziWORLD """Enhanced""", Bluepanel Client, countless shitty easily patched XSS exploits, and nothing else.
Aliases	Cosmic Xploitz, CosmicStar98, Cosmic

>hi my name is kelvin frederick walker, wanna fuck 13 year old kitten?

Cosmic (Real name: Kelvin Frederick Walker) is THE skid of BonziWORLD, exceeding even Jabba in some contexts. Being a skid, he is a perfect example of one: He copy-pastes Bonzibot templates, uses seperate throwaway variables for everything, can't multiply two variables together, gathered all of his JavaScript knowledge from BonziWORLD exploits, uses hundreds of variables for fancy letters, uses a shitty reverse proxy for a home-hosted BonziWORLD server, thinks typing /tree into the Windows command prompt makes you a hacker, ad-homs you if you call out his shit code, threatens to "hack" you for doing so, e-dates 13-year-old girls, and so on and so forth.

Lord of Computers Kelvino first appeared on bonzi.world's Discord server in May 2021 to show off his 1337 H4X3RFUCKZ exploits, only to become yet another laughing stock (or nuisance, depending on the individual) for the server, with relics such as the Bluepanel Client (which was literally just an inspect element reskin of a private room). He then failed to prove he knew enough JS to multiply variables together and chimped out.

He has since been forgotten, and his projects followed the same fate.

His Projects

Bluepanel Client

Literally just an inspected reskin, as mentioned before. Apparently had such glorious features as the ability to give his buds pope on classic.bonzi.world, which was probably just reskinning the bonzi of choice with the pope skin. Bluepanel had nothing going for it so the client was forgotten.

If you've ever heard someone say the word "Bluepanel", it's more likely that they were referring to Fune's tool of the same name used to rape small unpatched BW servers.

BluePanel in all of its inspected glory.

BonziWORLD Enhanced

Yes the skiddo even made a BW server that literally no one cared, cares, or will ever care about it, and was also forgotten. The only thing it had was a Windows 7 theme, giving it an even more skiddish feel to it. It also featured an "Arcade", which was nothing but a bunch of stolen/pirated games of questionable legality. If this sounds familiar, that's because this feature was later added to an equally horrible piss-stenched BonziWORLD server.

Yep, Cosmic still finds Big Smoke memes funny.

The Groom4DaPanel Incident

wip

External links

• GitHub
• Pastebin
• cosmicstar37 - Current Discord account. Has friend requests disabled like a pussy, but just in case he enables them and/or you see him on any BonziWORLD-related Discord servers.
• Cosmic#5345 - Old, abandoned Discord account.
• BonziWORLD Enhanced - His slow as shit, skidded BonziWORLD server. Strangely active as of the time of writing (most of the time it has 0 users; however it might be active as a result of Seamus' mom forcing him to shut down BWR).