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Jabba

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Danielius "JABBGOD, The Bloated One" Paulavičius XIV
Born
  • September 17th, 28,249 BCE,
  • January 6th, 2006
Residence Gineikiai, Lithuania
Hyper Obsessions BFDI/BFB/TPOT, Samsung Fun Club, Godzilland, Old Phones, Minecraft, BonziWORLD
Aliases Onute Saulute, SgtDanielArc360, Discord World, Jabba, ItzUltraScout/IUS, and 8000 more...
Status Alive, Active
Jabba's life effort.

Jabba Saulute (real name: Danielius Paulavičius, a.k.a. Onute Saulute, a.k.a JABBGOD) is an ancient superhuman deity controlling the avatar of a Lithuanian script kiddie, objectfag and phonefag who owns OnuteWORLD and BonziWORLD FE; bloated BonziWORLD servers with IP loggers and 100 vulnerabilities allowing cross-site scripting (XSS)/arbitrary code execution. He doxes everyone (including himself) and is often used to depict the Low Orbit Ion Cannon, a tool used to rape BonziWORLD servers. Jabba also has a million different versions of OnuteWORLD/BonziWORLD FE nobody uses.

He also known for being the fail at English language into eternity. What he writes can barely understood and suggest Lithuanian English class shit since mf don't have 5738 WPM. He is also known for his hateboner towards some YouTuber known as SgtPepperArc360 (real name: David John Egan IV, a.k.a. David Eggman).

His servers are used by Team Fune as alternatives whenever bonziworld.org and/or classic.bonzi.lol are offline; instead of the bloated groomer-run server BonziWORLD Revived (giving Seamus zero clicks; making him butthurt). He is only allied with Warsaw and Fune to make the script kiddies happy.

Jabba and the English language

Just like many of the kiddies ruining BonziWORLD, Jabba is unable to speak English properly; anything he writes is full of grammatical errors. However, what separates him from the 10-year-old autistic kids on BonziWORLD is that he fails SO hard at the English language that many of his long-ass rants with grammatical errors are unintentionally funny; and some have become memes across the BonziWORLD community (many of these meme rants are available here).

External links

NOTE: uranohoshi.in is the same thing as jabba.bonzi.lol but with a different domain name. Seamus also has his own mirror of jabba.bonzi.lol under his BonziWORLD Revived domain, but we'll obviously not link it in order to not give the groomer any clicks.

  • Jabba's website
    • OnuteWORLD - Only go here with a proxy/VPN enabled as Jabba publicly logs the IP of anyone who goes here.
    • BonziWORLD FE - Same thing as above; only go with a proxy/VPN enabled.
    • None of these servers are available as of December 2023, as apparently Jabba's ISP blocked him from port forwarding.
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YouTube channels

Jabba has a million YouTube channels; most of which are abandoned. Here's all of Jabba's YouTube channels that BonziPEDIA can remember; if there are any missing channels just edit this section and add them: