Skids

Average skid

Skids (short for script kiddies) are autistic children who figured out how to right click a web page and click "Inspect Element" and paste in some JavaScript rape to ipnject AIDS into the website, or are just retards who can't code and steal others' code. If above the age of 13, they typically live in mommy's basement and live only off nachos and Mountain Dew. They often have anger issues and will shit themselves out of rage if you point out the flaws in "their" code. Skids are most commounly found on small websites (like BonziWORLD) or 2 huge dumpster fires, Pisscord and Groomblox. The Pisscord variety brags about their "Super kool kisdz python raydbot 2.0" (an exact copy of whatever Python raidbot you'll find on GitHub), and the Groomblox skids are either under 12 or severely autistsic and brag about knowing Lua, a language almost as byad as Scratch.

List of BonziWORLD skids

This list will only include skids who were relevant in BonziWORLD. Skids like Xoly and Misoneme from Halagetworld won't be mentioned.

1. Cosmic (AKA Kelvin Frederick Walker) - The face of BonziWORLD skiddies, literally the picture serving as an example in this article. Acted like a JavaScript god but couldn't even multiply variables. Is an incel who also occasionally runs his abominable and dead creation, BonziWORLD Enhanced. He was forgotten by the community and is only known now as one of Seamus' goons, which is ironic as he used to have skiddie wars with Seamus. Rages whenever you called out his dogshit spaghetti code or called out his incel groomer-like behaviour. Has also groomed Amelia.
2. Seamus - One of the first script kiddies on BonziWORLD, "created" the Losky Virus and destroyed bonzi.dega.io, though he's best known for other things.
3. ItsAMeTylerLondon - Some niglet GoFag, logofag and objectfag who once larped as a BonziWORLD-hating skid. Would frequently "hack" into other kiddies' accounts by asking them for the e-mail and password. Left BonziWORLD and YouTube in 2022 for unknown reasons (he either grew up or got shot like what happens to niggers in America all the time).
4. Null - A skid from bonzi.ga (now bonziworld.org). Used to be feared by most of the community before the server got re-written and all his pastebin XSS scripts were patched. Quit because he couldn't make new ones and was only leeching off Cosmic's pastebin. Came back and cracked Fune's godword. Has a huge boner for Seamus which is why he skids.
5. JEWS RAPER - One of the BonziWORLD boogeymen who gave the whole community a massive hate boner. Used some shitty Mario GIF crosscolor and used a Pastebin spam script constantly, and once maybe injected some XSS. Disappeared to god knows where as of late 2023. Nope, he came back on since the 29th of June, 2024.
6. Mr. Balls - A skid who would crash BonziWORLD constantly in late 2023. He directly talked to Fune right before the scripts got patched, and threw a huge temper tantrum after all the the crash scripts were fixed (even the "top secret" one), then went silent.
7. Mrstopbonzidotlol - A seamus dickrider who hacked bonziworld.org once on a video, and spammed the words "MOVE TO BWCE NOW!!!!!!" on the video.
8. The entirety of the Old Docen sphere.