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'''rivers''' (real name: '''Rivers  Cuomo''') is a faggot manchild active on [[bonziworld.org]] member and is a devoted [[Seamus]] follower. As he is 27 '''(!!!)''' years old, rivers is the only ungroomed member of the Seamus circlejerk (excluding Seamus himself).
'''rivers''' (real name: '''Rivers  Cuomo''') is a faggot manchild active on [[bonziworld.org]] member and is a devoted [[Seamus]] follower. As he's 27 '''(!!!)''' years old, rivers is the only ungroomed member of the Seamus circlejerk (excluding Seamus himself).
== How to piss off rivers ==
== How to piss off rivers ==
* Say that Weezer is overrated.
* Say that Weezer is overrated.

Latest revision as of 09:49, 26 August 2024

This person is DEAD.
This means they're either dead to the community or that they have literally passed away.
Alternatively, they could've taken a break/hiatus.

What rivers looks like
rivers
Name Rivers Cuomo
Residence Mansfield, Connecticut
Age 27[or something]

rivers (real name: Rivers Cuomo) is a faggot manchild active on bonziworld.org member and is a devoted Seamus follower. As he's 27 (!!!) years old, rivers is the only ungroomed member of the Seamus circlejerk (excluding Seamus himself).

How to piss off rivers

  • Say that Weezer is overrated.
  • Simply call him a nigger. (This will give him a panic attack because he is the biggest MUY RACISM hater)
  • Say that bonziworld.org is better than Bonziworld Revived 2 Community Edition. This will piss him off despite him spending every waking hour on bonziworld.org