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Seamus

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Seamus Kendrick Cremeens
Born October 30th, 2005
Residence Avalon Acres Farms, Sullivan, OH
Hyper obsessions Team Fortress 2, Angry Birds, Half Life, BonziWORLD (no matter how many times he denies it), Furry porn
Works BonziWORLD Revived, some shitty "exposal" document, and uhhhh.....
Aliases ItzCrazyScout/ICS, Seamusmario 55/Seamusmario/SM55, QuartiezTheScoutMan76, Daisreich, DiesOfRays, FAGOTS, "Special Boy", Damien
>You are BANNED FOREVER for deleting my CP STASH!!!

Seamus Kendrick Cremeens ( funestopstalkingmeyouschizo) from Sullivan, Ohio is the BonziWORLD community's biggest lolcow. He is an 18-year-old autistic, bipolar, pedophilic, selfish, egomaniac faggot and manchild with a god complex and a deceased transgender brother. He is currently working on his shitty BonziWORLD clone called BonziWORLD Revived.

He has a cult/inner circlejerk compising of suspiciously underage logofags and Mario MSAgent OC fetishists who will sound the fucking alarms once you call out their precious papa for his retardations and then brutally DESTROY you with some fucking VideoEditBot slop with your name proudly flashing in the video (what they consider 'humorous').

Criticizing him is not recommended if you don't want his circlejerk to attack you, as this involves people like donutscout flooding your DMs with child porn. But if you're fully armed, then go ahead and charge at the fucker from all directions and watch as he writes up a 30-tweet thread crying about how his life is so HORRIBAL because you called him a troony hippo fag.

NEW INFORMATION HAS BEEN DISCOVERED SHOWING HE DROVE HIS ALCOHOLIC SISTER TO DRINK HERSELF TO DEATH! HE ALSO LIKES FURRY PORN ON TWITTER LMFAO

History

Before 2020

  • October 30th 2005: Mr. Cremeens is shat out of Leslie Cremeens' box and started his journey of failures.
  • 2015: Seamus starts out as a typical retard Objectfag youtuber with a throbbing boner for logo effects. Not much else is known and no one cares.
  • December 2018: Seamus breaks up with his former lover Losky and then proceeds to call him a groomer with no evidence to back it; makes numerous false sob-stories about being molested by him.
  • July 2019: Seamus makes some irrelevant video on BonziWORLD shutting down and ended up notifiying like 4 people of the new re-run bonzi.dega.io (precursor to bonzi.world). Seamus admits that his god complex starts here.
  • October 7th 2019: Seamus destroys bonzi.dega.io with shitty viruses to make gnomes migrate to his awful website.
  • November 2nd 2019: Likely the first time Seamus get doxxed by someone other than Losky (implying thats actually true and not Seamus's sob bs). The doxxer was MeatBallGaming, a (now) 21-year-old furfag fetish artist who used to be in good relations with Seamus (how unexpected).

2020

  • January: Seamus pounds the previously popular BonziWORLD server uranohoshi.in in the ass with raids and threats; forcing it to shut down.
  • April 30th/May 1st: Seamus declares jihad on the Computernewb Wiki (CollabVM) after he gets his wiki raped for using their graphics (which just about shows Seamus's originality). Is only able to win because of Ziggy.
  • June: first signs of bipolar faggotry show when Seamus fully bans the word "fag" using his dead troon bro as the reason, despite him having been dead for almost 3 years by then. Ironically before that, Seamus made very frequent use of the word "fag".
  • August 1st: Seamus revives BWR for the upteenth time and partners with OnuteWORLD and BonziWORLD FE (back then considered to be the most retard thing to do).
  • August 5th: Seamus rats on Ziggy and gets him banned from a server. "He harassed my good friend Diogo Mendes" —Seamus, right after Diogo groomed a child.
  • October 2nd: Seamus quits his first bipolar episode.

2021

  • March: Seamus breaks up with DanielTR due to Seamus having a billion kiddies on his Discord friendslist (which he loves).
  • April: Seamus mostly resides in a Losky gossip GC where he and other supposed grooming victims circlejerk about how much they hate him.
  • May 13th: Seamus becomes bipolar for the 829047289579th time (and for the 2nd major time), and gets truly doxxed for the first time (including his face, which he leaked himself).
  • June 1st: Seamus identifies as Asexual for priDEMONth, likely to get Twitter dicksucking but also to have one more insult to throw at his TRANSFOBIX ACEPHOBIC NAZI CRITICS
  • July 2nd: Seamus sends his TMAFE tranny drone army after Ziggy and Crypt.
  • July 3rd: Seamus pussies out once TMAFAY retreats. Second bipolar episode is over.

2022

  • March: Seamus makes a "Dramatic Page" on TMAFE wiki that blatantly copies the ED style albeit "PC" for most part. This is not important but something to look towards when Seamus tries to shitsmear this wiki for VERY SLIGHTLY™ resembling ED.
  • May 19th: Seamus shuts down BWR yet again.
  • June: Seamus loses a server war between his then rival (later sextoy) Cosmic Xploitz
  • October: Seamus gets salty over a small server called bonzi.ga at its infancy, getting one member. Diogo moving there caused all the other children to move too. Seamus then gets his domains raped first by his beloved TMAFE, then by Fune.
  • November: Seamus likes and retweets lewd furries on Twatter, gives his enemies deadly ammunition. Also Seamus breaks up with DanielTR for the third time.
  • December: Seamus sinks in popularity; declares war on bonzi.ga.

2023

  • January 4th: Seamus gets the bonzi.ga domain taken down, and in return gets ALL his domains and replits raped, bundled with a free DDOS.
  • January 5th: Seamus declares BWR dead once again.
  • February 25th: Seamus writes a half-assed document to once again unsuccessfully EXPOOOOOS the bad users of Warshit, starting the Doc Wars.
  • March: Seamus rebrands BWR to BonziWORLD "Community Edition".
  • June 8th: Seamus manually raids BonziPEDIA and gets banned in 0.00000000000002 seconds.
  • June 9th: Seamus' IP is found in BonziPEDIA's edit logs. His site gets MOICed into oblivion like it was when he used replit to host it.
  • June 30th: Seamus ragequits once again due to "ADHD", lies about his promise to never hang around children again (he shouldn't anyway given he's on his way to the sex offender registry)
  • July 19th: Seamus ragequits even further and deletes everything on his youtube channel except for his half-assed exposal "series".
  • August 2nd: Seamus reportfags bonziworld.org, the new bonzi.lol domain, and gets it taken down by tricking support teams into thinking he is the official owner of BonziWORLD. The domain is returned after Seamus is exposed for simply hosting a copy of bonziworld.org and having the AUDACITY to pretend his is legally official.
  • August 3rd: Seamus yet again revives his failed BWR wiki on miraheze. Gets it raped.
  • August 8th: Seamus shits out yet another textwall on his front page. He goes on to "spy" on Warsaw and replaces his textwall with another textwall, causing Warsaw staff to publish troon-destroying announcements, once again forcing Seamus to write another paragraph. This goes on back-and-forth until "The Shaker that Salted Seamuses Axe Wound" is released and announced. It mindbroke seamus so hard he ALMOST pussied out entirely.
  • November 6th: Seamus goes into hiding, claiming he "no longer owns BWR". It was very quickly found out by Fune that this "new owner" was actually Seamus; with Seamass abandoning this LARP not soon after.
  • December 1st: First year anniversary of BW.org winning over BWR. Seamus still hadn't ended the retarded war with bonziworld.org and was still coping by trying (and failing) to regain his userbase.

Response to the Wiki

Seamus noticed his pedophile friends being called out on the wiki. As a response, he mentioned it on his poorly formatted google doc, called it "the 3489247892th ED clone" (despite himself making 500 ED clones to cry about Losky and DanielTR), and then chimped out the community once again. Now the current BWR link leads to some shitty windows video. As with most retarded things he does, this will forever be a part of his history and he will never get to live it down.

On June 9th Seamus tried raiding this wiki but got doxxed yet again instead.

BonziWORLD Revived

BonziWORLD Revived (BWR for short) is Seamus Cremeens' magnum opus. It is a port-forwarded bloated clusterfuck which grabs IPs and has terrible vomit-inducing features no one asked for. Seamus loves to spam advertise this horribly made abomination on Bonzi.lol. BWR is usually devoid of any life: a complete desert similar to erik's server minus erik's 3 bots that say nothing and sit on the server constantly. BWR runs at 2 frames per minute (and that is if you have a quantum computer) and is filled to the brim with absolutely horrid custom colors and chars with irrelevant MSAgents and fucking BFDI characters. If you stay there longer than a minute without dying of AIDS you will see the server crash!

When it comes to the server's code, it's just as horrible as you'd expect. Seamus is incapable of patching ANYTHING properly without making his website unusable. In fact, to prevent LE JAVASKRPTE, Seamus settled on disabling the shortcut and CHECKING FOR THE HORIZONAL RESOLUTION FOR DEVTOOLS!

The grooming of Losky

Losky was Seamus' most notable victim. Violently groomed by the monster Seamus Cremeens. After Seamus got Losky's nudes, he ran off and proceeded to spread bullshit about how Losky groomed HIM (an utter lie). He attempted to doxx Losky several times for good measure to make sure Losky didn't spill the beans, but Losky eventually called the police on Seamus which got his electronics taken away and searched. Seamus disguised this as another one of his 500 quittings, but this one was longer. Of course, he got away since the nudes were all stored on some cloud drive, and got his shit back so he could continue to harass Losky. The story hasn't ended as to this day Seamus threatens Losky every chance he gets.

Things Seamus is bipolar over

Seamass Groomens is unable to hold opinions on anything; he typically changes his opinions every week or two. These are all the things Seamass can't decide whether or not he loves or hates:

  • BonziWORLD and his shitty bloated fork of it
  • TMAFE - one second he'll call them faggots, then another second later he'll try to get help from them whenever people milk him or his inner circle of groomers and grooming victims.

Seamus' Gnomes

The trio that runs the Seamus community.

As expected for a groomer, many children worship him and many other groomers co-groom with him. Since most of his gnome slaves aren't relevant enough to have their own articles, any notable Seamus gnomes will be subsections of this. The small irrelevant gnomes will be all fit into one subsection.

Cosmic (Kelvin Frederick Walker)

A retarded skid who used to inject bw servers with broken javascript from pastebin, but now sees himself as a "noble fighter" who wants to destroy the "oppressive regime of bonzi.lol" but in reality all he does is piss everyone off and gets his own information leaked. After 6 hours of non stop spam advertising on bonzi.lol, he killed off the BonziWORLD Revived memberbase, since he drove it's reputation into the ground. He also tried grooming a 13 year old girl named "Amelia", but ended up leaking his own information instead.

Donutscout (Weirdexistence)

A degenerate and pedophile who goes by 500 names, so only the 2 notable ones were mentioned. He is well known for saying he would rather fuck a child than a word overuser. He also has an obsession with Remote Desktops, because 1/10 of everything he writes involves SSH or something else related to remotely accessing servers. You can often see him saying "ONG LOHG ONTO THES SRVER XDDD 420.69.69.69:42069 NOT IP GRABBER!!". Logging onto the remote server, of course, leaks your IP.

Known Discord handles:

All the other kooks

  • Unbojih - A German squeaker that's probably some brown immigrant given his very ungerman name (if that is his real name). Only known for being a whiny annoying nigger who wanks to SM64 Beta ROM hacks and the very real ARGs surrounding them. Seamus has this aggressive hate-boner for him for little reason and hate-grooms him all day as a result. Unbojih was a random kiddie retard until his dump of a server was bombed and he was forced to assimilate to Seamus's rape cult.
  • PB123Windows - A 14-year old Moroccan spaz who's also very intimidating and would larp as an intellectual to PWN others. In reality he's absolutely retarded and on-and-off again annoying as FUCK. Faps to MSAgent and has a generic MSAgent Object cube recolor profile picture,
  • Glitch56/77GRANDDAD - A child who wanks to 7 Grand Dad. Thinks you can inject Memz into someone's PC via fucking Teamviewer. Pretty much irrelevant except for his ownership of Another BonziWORLD, something that had even more colorfucks than BWR.

External links

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