Rivers

This person is DEAD. This means they're either dead to the community or that they have literally passed away. Alternatively, they could've taken a break/hiatus.

What rivers looks like
rivers
Name	Rivers Cuomo
Residence	Mansfield, Connecticut
Age	27[or something]

rivers (real name: Rivers Cuomo) is a faggot manchild active on bonziworld.org member and is a devoted Seamus follower. As he's 27 (!!!) years old, rivers is the only ungroomed member of the Seamus circlejerk (excluding Seamus himself).

How to piss off rivers

• Say that Weezer is overrated.
• Simply call him a nigger. (This will give him a panic attack because he is the biggest MUY RACISM hater)
• Say that bonziworld.org is better than Bonziworld Revived 2 Community Edition. This will piss him off despite him spending every waking hour on bonziworld.org